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Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1582827822673821696?s=20&t=LQwWgb2R_e5XcO-lJ9wPEg

Teddy Bridgewater did not have a concussion, and he could not do a full practice until Friday despite at every graduated step of the process clearing immediately.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Imagine if the jets still had Geno? Goddamn

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1582...ingawful.com%2F

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
https://www.nfl.com/videos/mic-d-up-listen-to-bills-best-moments-at-the-bye-2022-season

"I don't need a lot, man. I just need everything you got."

This loving team right now. :syoon:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
NFL schedule makers just love the patriots, don't they.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Everyone does.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

sirtommygunn posted:

lmao if PFF is brought up a single time in any contract negotiation.

Amy beat me to it but I was gonna say, Geno is probably printing and framing PFF grades as we speak lol

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


I can only remember going to three Bills games in my life but tbh I’m a total fair-weather fan because watching bad football is like torture. Hence why that Jets game I posted about before was a bad experience.

I went to a game in like 1999 or 2000 against Indianapolis who were in Buffalo’s division for some reason. Flutie was the QB and he had a huge touchdown close to the end of the game where he ran the ball which I guess was pretty rare for him? Indy kicked a field goal on the last play and won. I also went to a game a few years ago against Jacksonville when Bortles was their guy and we just kept screaming “BORTLES!!!” like Jason from The Good Place. Anyway Buffalo won, that was cool.

I might have gone to games as a kid, I honestly can’t remember. I moved to Buffalo in 1990 so it seems likely!

God, remember that pathetic Bills/Jaguars Playoff game? When Tyrod Taylor was the Bills’ QB and the final score was 3-10 lmao

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

God, remember that pathetic Bills/Jaguars Playoff game? When Tyrod Taylor was the Bills’ QB and the final score was 3-10 lmao

Yep, my son was born that day. His first quarterback matchup was Tyrod Taylor versus Blake Bortles.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
You all think Bill can overtake Shula? If he gets 3 more wins this season, and can chug along at least getting 7 wins for 3 more seasons he would overtake Shula. He doesn't seem ready to retire, and it would probably take something crazy happening for him to be fired.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

mcmagic posted:

NFL schedule makers just love the patriots, don't they.

Why do you say that

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/ZackBlatt/status/1583081040725258242

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Me when Zach Wilson throws for 142 yards in a 17-9 Jets win on Sunday:

https://twitter.com/actionjack69/status/1583088728334954497?s=46&t=KWh-XTQezYG8RalRFXqTKQ

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
I feel like I’ve seen a similar situation for a different team recently.

I guess I have to say the words. Mcmagic was right.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Also pictured: me.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
On the other hand if the Jets lose to the corpse of Wilson and Murray it's time to pull the brakes.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

On the other hand if the Jets lose to the corpse of Wilson and Murray it's time to pull the brakes.

If the Broncos' offense cooks them, then yeah, we should pump the brakes a little bit. If they lose 17-14 or something in an ugly game I'll be less concerned--the Broncos' defense is a brutal matchup for anyone. I just want them to at least split with the Broncos/Patriots to guarantee 5-4 at the bye (they'll get creamed by Buffalo in week 9).

fsif posted:

Also pictured: me.

Haha yes, I should have said "Me to fsif" instead

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1583097901123014656

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Jets are still underdogs in this game by Vegas standards but I feel like the public and Jets fan expectations are firmly in the win column. Broncos have an elite defense so I think they’ll struggle to move the ball but if they can limit turnovers or create their own I think they can scrap another road game.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

It's impossible for me to imagine the Broncos ever scoring a touchdown again.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Gardener might have 6 interceptions

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The way the Jets could lose this game is if Zach turns it over a lot.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It can't be imagined how much the anti-Russ memes escalate when he loses to the Jets

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Chris James 2 posted:

It can't be imagined how much the anti-Russ memes escalate when he loses to the Jets

Russ will be in a full body cast for the post game presser

"I am going to keep battling through these injuries for the team!"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Pats reporter Ben Volin got trolled by a stoolie with a DM that he then reported as breathtaking news on WEEI. Another day in sports talk radio, woo.

The DM:



The radio hit:

https://twitter.com/TheGregHillShow/status/1582722953602826241

The aftermath of the guy bragging about it:

https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/1583088689457995776?s=20&t=Zpu9AElXuPCryplHhkT2iQ

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Something weird is going on with Moore

https://twitter.com/1kalwaysopen_/status/1583133988071145472?s=46&t=eN8I1l9BcKo2fif-REFFoQ

https://twitter.com/zackblatt/status/1583138232862052360?s=46&t=eN8I1l9BcKo2fif-REFFoQ

https://twitter.com/e_moore03/status/1583130018623782917?s=46&t=eN8I1l9BcKo2fif-REFFoQ

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Oct 20, 2022

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Pats reporter Ben Volin got trolled by a stoolie with a DM that he then reported as breathtaking news on WEEI. Another day in sports talk radio, woo.

The DM:



The radio hit:

https://twitter.com/TheGregHillShow/status/1582722953602826241

The aftermath of the guy bragging about it:

https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/1583088689457995776?s=20&t=Zpu9AElXuPCryplHhkT2iQ

Now just think of every "unnamed source" that make up the majority of content in Seth Wickersham hit pieces.

Edit: also lol...

https://twitter.com/MarlboroMonkey/status/1583090647879163904

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Oct 20, 2022

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Look at Ben Volin trying to imply he does actual reporting

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/1583110412379119616

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Reporters running with unvetted DMs or like, literal PFTCommenter tweets, and then getting clowned, is one of the few blessings of social media.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Ben Volin is unquestionably the worst "reporter" and I would argue probably the overall worst personality in all of Boston sports media.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's still Dan Shaughnessy, but yeah.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

K8.0 posted:

overall worst personality in all of Boston sports media.

That is a punchy claim!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I told him the DM was fake
You should’ve seen his face

Nothing will even top Peter Kings gross rear end boot licking and social commentary mix into his sports columns

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Kalli posted:

It's still Dan Shaughnessy, but yeah.

I can’t believe this dipshit has been covering sports for the Globe for longer than I’ve been alive. And I’m old.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I'm seeing a lot of people biting on the Broncos over the Jets, and I don't get it, but I'm usually wrong, so I guess? But I don't understand how the Broncos win that game without defensive scores.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

It was a very believable dupe. Why wouldn't the friend of a guy that sells season tickets know that Mac's camp lobbied against the Zappe start?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Isn't Shaughnessy a baseball HOF voter too?

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Kalli posted:

I'm seeing a lot of people biting on the Broncos over the Jets, and I don't get it, but I'm usually wrong, so I guess? But I don't understand how the Broncos win that game without defensive scores.

Agree the line is fishy. But I think you answered your own question. Denver's path to victory is forcing multiple bad turnovers, then scoring off them (which is the shaky part of this proposition), and finally grinding clock on 30 really gross Latavius Murray carries. If the Jets protect the ball I have no idea how Denver wins.

Personally I am eagerly awaiting Melvin Gordon fumbling the game away after sulking all week over losing carries to Murray.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Isn't Shaughnessy a baseball HOF voter too?

yeah. He has somehow won many awards and accolades despite his MO being to just gripe about things, and stir poo poo between front offices, players, the media, and fans and then watch what happens

Docjowles fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Oct 20, 2022

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Volin is a dollar store version of Shaughnessy in almost every way

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He was great in Miami but when your main competition is a dipshit with dreadlocks asking players what their favorite restaurant in south beach to party at is…

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