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Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
Not everyone loves ball torture, OP.

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Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

TK8325 posted:

i always get a kick out of old movies when they smoke in airplanes

I'm (barely) old enough to have smoked on an airplane. In retrospect, it was pretty gross.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Flakey posted:

Not everyone loves ball torture, OP.

no, but i really enjoyed seeing james bond get his poo poo beat. he spent the entire book earning it

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



DerekSmartymans posted:

My folks watch over-the-air TV a lot including reruns of “Emergency!” from my childhood. Watching the Doctor give out medical advice to an ambulance crew while simultaneously smoking a cigarette and berating a be-hatted nurse about moving his ashtray is pretty fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWnT7pWg6x0

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play


Lmao at the critical response to Dr. No, the first novel:

Wikipedia posted:

The most strongly worded of the critiques came from Paul Johnson of the New Statesman, who, in his review "Sex, Snobbery and Sadism", called the novel "without doubt, the nastiest book I have ever read". Johnson went on to say that "by the time I was a third of the way through, I had to suppress a strong impulse to throw the thing away". Johnson recognised that in Bond there "was a social phenomenon of some importance", but this was seen as a negative element, as the phenomenon concerned "three basic ingredients in Dr No, all unhealthy, all thoroughly English: the sadism of a schoolboy bully, the mechanical, two-dimensional sex-longings of a frustrated adolescent, and the crude, snob-cravings of a suburban adult." Johnson saw no positives in Dr. No, and said, "Mr Fleming has no literary skill, the construction of the book is chaotic, and entire incidents and situations are inserted, and then forgotten, in a haphazard manner."

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Smoking in airplanes is insane but man, even economy had so much legroom so all things considered it was probably worth it

Heck most of us are old enough to remember smoking in restaraunts, and I guess there are parts of the US where you can still smoke in bars? Unbelievable, and I like a smoke when I'm at the bar lol

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
If you ever watch footage from the Warren Commission, SCOTUS judges are smoking on the bench. Its wild.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

DaysBefore posted:

Smoking in airplanes is insane but man, even economy had so much legroom so all things considered it was probably worth it

Heck most of us are old enough to remember smoking in restaraunts, and I guess there are parts of the US where you can still smoke in bars? Unbelievable, and I like a smoke when I'm at the bar lol

yeah the "smoking section" lmao. as if putting the smokers ten feet away from everyone else was going to magically get rid of the smoke

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Foo Diddley posted:

one of the things that really struck me was just how much jimmy b hates women. like there's misogyny and then there's this, jesus christ. also lol that the end boss tortures james by attacking his precious nutsack. like oh no, not my manhood!

ian fleming got some fuckin' issues, yo

Another product of british public school

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

I worked for a mall for a couple years, and one nightshift we were killing time watching clips they'd digitised from the old VHS cameras. Whatever we were watching was in the foodcourt, and there was a big glass wall that you couldn't really see through that wasn't there in the present. I asked the old engineering guy hanging out in our office what was up with that and he was like 'oh yeah that's the smoking area, there wasn't enough ventilation in there so every time around lunch it would be a solid mass of smoke'. And the video was from the late 90s lmao

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Foo Diddley posted:

one of the things that really struck me was just how much jimmy b hates women. like there's misogyny and then there's this, jesus christ. also lol that the end boss tortures james by attacking his precious nutsack. like oh no, not my manhood!

ian fleming got some fuckin' issues, yo

In the three Bond books I've read (Casino Royal, Diamonds are Forever, and From Russia with Love) there has always been some form of ball trauma scene. Always a villain stomping Bond's or someone else's dick in to show how unhinged and evil they are.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Extra Large Marge posted:

In the three Bond books I've read (Casino Royal, Diamonds are Forever, and From Russia with Love) there has always been some form of ball trauma scene. Always a villain stomping Bond's or someone else's dick in to show how unhinged and evil they are.

bond was the original CBT enthusiast

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?
I like my balls shaken, not stirred

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Foo Diddley posted:

yeah the "smoking section" lmao. as if putting the smokers ten feet away from everyone else was going to magically get rid of the smoke

gently caress you people are making me feel old.

This sounds like opposite lane but the smoke did indeed magically disappear before it reached the rest of the plane. There used to be these vent things above the passenger seats which would suck all the smoke upwards and then pump fresh air in. The air quality on 1980s planes was much much better than the system of recirculating coronavirus we have today, even with the guy next to the 8 year old smoking and drinking all flight. That’s not an argument for bringing back smoking, but the fact that they were not forced to upgrade the poo poo air systems they use to day during the pandemic is an actual crime.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I was on a longhaul flight where someone decided to light up in the toilet half-way across the Pacific Ocean. Stunk up the whole loving plane.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Foo Diddley posted:

yeah the "smoking section" lmao. as if putting the smokers ten feet away from everyone else was going to magically get rid of the smoke

I'm one of those old enough to remember fast food restaurants with smoking and non-smoking sections, but I hadn't actually been in one in decades until a few years ago on a road trip to I forget where. It was like having a pissing and non-pissing section of a pool. Didn't work at all and I'm amazed people were able to delude themselves that it did.

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

learnincurve posted:

gently caress you people are making me feel old.

This sounds like opposite lane but the smoke did indeed magically disappear before it reached the rest of the plane. There used to be these vent things above the passenger seats which would suck all the smoke upwards and then pump fresh air in. The air quality on 1980s planes was much much better than the system of recirculating coronavirus we have today, even with the guy next to the 8 year old smoking and drinking all flight. That’s not an argument for bringing back smoking, but the fact that they were not forced to upgrade the poo poo air systems they use to day during the pandemic is an actual crime.

Air systems on planes haven't really changed, like, at all. It's all bleed air from the engines/APU in a unified and compartmentalized pneumatic system. There may have been negative pressure vents but even that air was just being pulled back into the same pneumatic system.

EDIT: also pressurized aircraft are not a closed system. There's always an outflow valve constantly letting out just enough air to maintain pressurization, so the air is constantly replaced with new bleed air. Yes, there's some recirculation, but not as much as you think.

Gomez Chamberlain fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 20, 2022

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

learnincurve posted:

The air quality on 1980s planes was much much better than the system of recirculating coronavirus we have today, even with the guy next to the 8 year old smoking and drinking all flight.

I'm sorry but this is the most boomer thing possible to say. It's so definitive, yet has zero basis in reality other than "early times better". Like the airplane designers are sitting there all "oh there's no more smoking? Finally, we can downgrade our airplane ventilation system, despite already having the infrastructure in place for the current one."

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
I'm pretty sure most food was better 25+ years ago. As poo poo's been getting more expensive, I've also been noticing the quality of food getting worse.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
The plane I learned to fly in had those metal ashtrays you push one side and they fold out.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Pennywise the Frown posted:

It was pretty eye opening when I saw an old Bond movie a few months ago (Dr. No maybe, or Goldfinger like the op said). He literally slaps a girl on the rear end and tells her to leave because it's "man-talk" or something. Pretty hilarious now.

edit: that is not something to strive towards

There's a couple of bond-knockoff MST3K movies - Agent for H.A.R.M.1,2,3 and Secret Agent Super Dragon, and any time I watch them I'm always struck by how gross the attitude towards women is.

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I'm pretty sure most food was better 25+ years ago. As poo poo's been getting more expensive, I've also been noticing the quality of food getting worse.

lol

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I'm pretty sure most food was better 25+ years ago. As poo poo's been getting more expensive, I've also been noticing the quality of food getting worse.

lol you got older dude hth

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
You know what else is crazy? Videogames aren't as fun as they were 20 years ago. Surely the world is getting worse around me.
maybe its a mandella effect

edit: i think the ground is harder than it used to be cause my knees hurt now etc etc

The Fattest PI fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Oct 21, 2022

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

Agents are GO! posted:

There's a couple of bond-knockoff MST3K movies - Agent for H.A.R.M.1,2,3 and Secret Agent Super Dragon, and any time I watch them I'm always struck by how gross the attitude towards women is.

1Huge Angular Red Marshmallows
2Hirsute Astronauts Revile Minnesota
3Heuristic Analog Rental Meat


You forgot the best Bond comedy knockoff thing, James Batman, the James Bond / Batman crossover

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Batman

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I'm pretty sure most food was better 25+ years ago. As poo poo's been getting more expensive, I've also been noticing the quality of food getting worse.

I don't know where you're observing this but thank God we're not still stuck in the '80s and '90s food-wise. Where I live there was nothing but burger bars, white people-only Mexican food, and really bad "Chinese" food back then. The only option for a fancy night out was a steakhouse. The culture around food is so much better now

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

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Cognac McCarthy posted:

I don't know where you're observing this but thank God we're not still stuck in the '80s and '90s food-wise. Where I live there was nothing but burger bars, white people-only Mexican food, and really bad "Chinese" food back then. The only option for a fancy night out was a steakhouse. The culture around food is so much better now

20 years ago, pho was completely unheard of around here. Now, there are two pho and banh mi joints within walking distance of my home. Sushi was the “gross foreign food” comedy option, and now you can get it at petrol stations. Sure it’s overpriced as all gently caress and we’ve got corporate greed to blame for that, but the available options are so much better.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bagmonkey posted:

lol you got older dude hth

Nah a lot of companies have started cheaping out on poo poo especially junk food. Not even the trans fat poo poo which I'm mostly ambivalent about. I mean real penny pinching stuff

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Reddit has some new dumb blockchain-based nft adjacent avatar system - gaze upon my eight faces, only one of which is landerig

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I don't think enough poo poo in that picture has faces on it

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Why is there a wet tennis ball

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Antivehicular posted:

Why is there a wet tennis ball

Haven't you played Piss Tennis before???

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

RoastBeef posted:

Reddit has some new dumb blockchain-based nft adjacent avatar system - gaze upon my eight faces, only one of which is landerig





I have stolen your NFT. 100 Bitcoin will guarantee it’s safe return.

ianmacdo
Oct 30, 2012

The Fattest PI posted:

I'm sorry but this is the most boomer thing possible to say. It's so definitive, yet has zero basis in reality other than "early times better". Like the airplane designers are sitting there all "oh there's no more smoking? Finally, we can downgrade our airplane ventilation system, despite already having the infrastructure in place for the current one."

But this post is equally stupid, with no facts.
The fresh air does cost the airlines more money, its temperature has to be adjusted, ect... The companies realized they didn't need as much and the newer (like after 1990) planes do recirculate a lot more of the air then they used to.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Just bring an extra sweater, -60 degrees isn't that cold. That's the freshest air you'll ever breathe!

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

ianmacdo posted:

But this post is equally stupid, with no facts.
The fresh air does cost the airlines more money, its temperature has to be adjusted, ect... The companies realized they didn't need as much and the newer (like after 1990) planes do recirculate a lot more of the air then they used to.

It’s going to depend on which airline people are thinking of, your lovely budget airlines or internal American flights are going to be radically different to decent airlines like Qantas and BA in that they have always been shite. The smoking ban gave the established big name companies the excuse to use cheaper, less effective, systems to save weight and fuel. It’s one of the cumulative reasons they have been able to cram more seats in planes. IDK if this is not something Americans have been made aware of but Europeans have known about the air quality on planes going down for decades.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


I remembered being out in clubs before and after the smoking ban was I initiated, and how some folk stated that the places would smell just as bad without the smoke. Those people were so stupid I advocated then and still do for them to be dope-slapped to bejesus and back.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Samovar posted:

I remembered being out in clubs before and after the smoking ban was I initiated, and how some folk stated that the places would smell just as bad without the smoke. Those people were so stupid I advocated then and still do for them to be dope-slapped to bejesus and back.

I’m a smoker and I’ve never understood smoking inside. That poo poo will taint everything. Take it outside, blacklung!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Samovar posted:

I remembered being out in clubs before and after the smoking ban was I initiated, and how some folk stated that the places would smell just as bad without the smoke. Those people were so stupid I advocated then and still do for them to be dope-slapped to bejesus and back.

Also everything will look just as hazy and yellow, somehow

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Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




You could really smell the piss and stale beer in some places right after smoking was banned

Quality establishments, obviously

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