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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

King Carnivore posted:

...and improve recommendations and targeted advertising by almost 3%!

Given how regressive corporations are, expect those recommendations and targeted advertising to be based on gross stereotypes.

Content:

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Waltzing Along posted:

Yeah, those 23 and me and other DNA test kits are the worst thing that has happened to consumer privacy pretty much ever.

Yeah its just a matter of time before health-insurance companies start denying coverage on folks because they bought the data and decided not to cover anyone genetically predisposed to illness.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Christina P is pretty funny.

Transphobic people are not funny

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Altared State posted:

Transphobic people are not funny

Ohh, it's a milkshake duck thing then, I didn't know that.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is some balenciaga poo poo isn't it

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/TomatoGrandpa/status/1583211220085051392

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

This is what happens when the biggest corporations in America are run by beep-boop tech nerds like Muck Zuckerberg.

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Oct 20, 2022

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Big Scary Owl posted:

Not sure if this counts as cursed for this thread but it felt very cursed to me, if it's not ok for this thread I'll remove it. It is a video of a monkey eating its own cum in front of some horrified people.

:nws: https://twitter.com/heisdhammie/status/1582394675192659968 :nws:

Better than keyboard goop thread

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
sorry it's impossible to search for, can someone post the full clown honk img? need to annoy someone

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Never post full clown honk

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
search "clussy" and thank me later

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

Big Scary Owl posted:

Not sure if this counts as cursed for this thread but it felt very cursed to me, if it's not ok for this thread I'll remove it. It is a video of a monkey eating its own cum in front of some horrified people.

:nws: https://twitter.com/heisdhammie/status/1582394675192659968 :nws:

Nooooooooo why did I click on this

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

Queen Gnome posted:

Nooooooooo why did I click on this

Big Scary Owl posted:

It is a video of a monkey eating its own cum in front of some horrified people.

Asked and answered

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Read the description, but didn't click on the link. Life is better for it.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

`Nemesis posted:

sorry it's impossible to search for, can someone post the full clown honk img? need to annoy someone

Why did you make me do :nws:this?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Busket Posket posted:

Why did you make me do :nws:this?

Nobody made you do anything lmao

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Wasabi the J posted:

Nobody made you do anything lmao



But clown porn instead of nazis.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Maybe she should stop live tweeting her autopsies

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Azhais posted:

Maybe she should stop live tweeting her autopsies
Dr Pimple Popper set the bar, she's just meeting it.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

DandyLion posted:

Yeah its just a matter of time before health-insurance companies start denying coverage on folks because they bought the data and decided not to cover anyone genetically predisposed to illness.

The real curse is that you (presumably) live in a country where thats legal.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5BmETbU8Tg

I never understood why this guy has a giant ball sack for a face.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Yaldabaoth posted:


I never understood why this guy has a giant ball sack for a face.

Have you tried turning on your monitor?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/oct/20/us-california-woman-contact-lenses-removal-eyes

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I wore contact lenses for >10 years and I never forgot I had them on, mainly because when I took them off I was blind AF. "Oh I can see? Must have my contacts in. Better remove them before bedtime."

Stacking them sounds insane.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


We are ~2 years out from starting to get friends suggestions for goons. All the data is probably already there on FB servers to connect your real identity with your SA account

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Android Apocalypse posted:

I wore contact lenses for >10 years and I never forgot I had them on, mainly because when I took them off I was blind AF. "Oh I can see? Must have my contacts in. Better remove them before bedtime."

Stacking them sounds insane.
When I first got contacts at around 12 I wasn’t used to them and quickly ‘lost’ a couple in one eye. That eye was a little irritated but I figured that’s just because I had to get used to the contacts. One day I was rubbing that eye and one popped out of the corner. So I went to a mirror and held my eyelids open and looked and there was the other one tucked in back there. While rubbing my eyes they apparently had made their way back there and I thought I had lost them, but it turns out I had three contacts in that eye, with only one where it belonged.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

GABA ghoul posted:

We are ~2 years out from starting to get friends suggestions for goons. All the data is probably already there on FB servers to connect your real identity with your SA account

This is one of the reasons why society is falling apart, computers have eliminated a lot of the boundaries and limits that kept people safe from horrible individuals seeking to do them harm.

Content:

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L02yhNgkxo0

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Blessed IMO as you know exactly whose luggage is theirs.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

GABA ghoul posted:

We are ~2 years out from starting to get friends suggestions for goons. All the data is probably already there on FB servers to connect your real identity with your SA account

um... you don't have goon friends on FB?

I honestly who don't know who to feel worse for: you or myself

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


lmao

Too real

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Zipperelli. posted:

um... you don't have goon friends on FB?

I honestly who don't know who to feel worse for: you or myself

Yourself.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


This reminds me of one night in middle school, when my father was vomiting and screaming in pain for my mother (turned out he had a brain tumor, benign) and I was in my room playing sonic and knuckles with the volume on the tiny crt tv I had cranked all the way to the max to try and drown it out.

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Garrand posted:

This reminds me of one night in middle school, when my father was vomiting and screaming in pain for my mother (turned out he had a brain tumor, benign) and I was in my room playing sonic and knuckles with the volume on the tiny crt tv I had cranked all the way to the max to try and drown it out.

I think too many of us have had nights like this. What a troubling thing.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Tiny Timbs posted:

lmao

Too real
I could not even watch that video for 30 seconds because it made me so sad. And I do not even have any memories like this. This must be how other people felt about the reverse-animal-rescue video (though I could not watch the elephant scene)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AAAAAWTFAAAAA/status/1583507940983844865

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Boo on not making the tac sac an ammo clip to make the dick allegory more accurate.

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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


They needed a picture of the gun sac on an M203 underbarrel grenade launcher. Would really sell the dick allegory.

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