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poisonpill posted:Gonna put out an open call for posts or PMs of Musk stories from anyone who knows someone who knows him. I've been collecting Elon stories and won't share them, but his private life is an absolute mess, more than is really known Are you trying to write a book and looking for free material?
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Aren’t we all?
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Oct 15, 2022 04:46
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ukraine better pay up or musk is going to call them all pedophiles
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poisonpill posted:Gonna put out an open call for posts or PMs of Musk stories from anyone who knows someone who knows him. I've been collecting Elon stories and won't share them, but his private life is an absolute mess, more than is really known his junk looks like a pile of cooked spaghetti
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poisonpill posted:Gonna put out an open call for posts or PMs of Musk stories from anyone who knows someone who knows him. I've been collecting Elon stories and won't share them, but his private life is an absolute mess, more than is really known Share the stories man, what the hell 
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Share the stories man, what the hell just imagine the worst genital possible. your imagination won't exceed the reality
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Oct 15, 2022 09:30
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can someone PLEASE describe elons penis in detail to me through private messages. i have gigabytes of photographic evidence and hours of audio logs from the man himself but he asked me nicely not to share. thanks in advance.
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Oct 15, 2022 10:32
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A thorough medical report on the weirdness of Elon's Musk penis, it is 75 pages
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Oct 15, 2022 11:00
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It curves, but not in a Euclidean way
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poisonpill posted:Gonna put out an open call for posts or PMs of Musk stories from anyone who knows someone who knows him. I've been collecting Elon stories and won't share them, but his private life is an absolute mess, more than is really known You can post them here, just introduce them like, "I heard about this random musky-smelling guy who..." That way you'll be safe from lawsuits, but can give us some good laffs.
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kdrudy posted:It curves, but not in a Euclidean way So that explains the new "Man seeking Klein Jar" setting on the dating apps.
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Oct 15, 2022 16:12
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I hear that he had himself cloned a few times so he could harvest their testicles for implanting to increase his fertility.
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Oct 15, 2022 16:18
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goatface posted:I hear that he had himself cloned a few times so he could harvest their testicles for implanting to increase his fertility. I heard that he cloned himself so he could suck his own dick. He said it tastes p great, btw
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Oct 15, 2022 16:53
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1581345747777179651 lmao
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Oct 15, 2022 20:31
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is Musk the only billionaire that you can actively bully on twitter and actually have him respond to it? Feels like every other billionaire just ignores it
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Oct 15, 2022 21:28
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World's richest man discovers he's into findom
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CharlestonJew posted:is Musk the only billionaire that you can actively bully on twitter and actually have him respond to it? Feels like every other billionaire just ignores it Pretty much, every other billionaire's Twitter is run by their personal or corporate PR team.
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Oct 15, 2022 21:56
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this rear end in a top hat lmao
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Oct 15, 2022 22:03
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I wonder if someone at the DoD asked him if he enjoyed having rocket launching rights.
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eeyore musk sighing, woe is me
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It's so ridiculous that other people won't pay for me, the worlds richest person, to do things.
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It’s wild that you can interact with the worlds richest man the same way you could Lowtax when he was alive
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SpartanIvy posted:It's so ridiculous that other people won't pay for me, the worlds richest person, to do things. When in fact, taxpayer dollars do pay for a lot of the things Elon does.
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Oct 15, 2022 22:23
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Musk blinked lol
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He always was gonna. He probably was hoping people would beg him for his help and instead well no one did. He gambled and lost He had no way to win the gamble but that’s another matter
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The best part is the story that will be written about how Starlink absolutely did not lose any money on supporting Ukraine and it was in fact all paid for.
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CharlestonJew posted:is Musk the only billionaire that you can actively bully on twitter and actually have him respond to it? Feels like every other billionaire just ignores it Nah, Notch is easy to wind up as well
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Bushmaori posted:Nah, Notch is easy to wind up as well Notch blocked me because i made fun of him, its very funny to imagine a billionaire reading my comment and getting upset. Also Ricky Gervais has blocked me because I said he was annoying in a comment where I didn't even tag him, he was clearly searching his name and blocking people lmao.
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poisonpill posted:Gonna put out an open call for posts or PMs of Musk stories from anyone who knows someone who knows him. I've been collecting Elon stories and won't share them, but his private life is an absolute mess, more than is really known That said, I have no doubt Musk is an absolute internet degenerate. If my time on SA has taught me anything, it's that some people go super hard into internet weirdness and they will never crawl back out. As a fake tech nerd, Musk has been interneting HARD since the 90s. He's got the decades of work that many have put in. From Lemon Party and Goatse, to Image Macros and the Memes of today, I bet that dude is a straight up loving nerd rear end dork as much as anyone else here. He just has more money than they do. Bushmaori posted:Nah, Notch is easy to wind up as well
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you're leaving out the whole thing about how he got spending money growing up by selling his dad's spare zambian emeralds. dude's weirdness goes far deeper than that of the average goon
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The Washington Post has an article on Musk's plans for Twitter and the material he's been using to shop around for investors. The basic plan is:
Somehow this is supposed to double revenue in 3 years and triple the number of daily users. Unsurprisingly even some politically conservative investors have been declining this amazing plan. Unfortunately there are wealthy Trump sycophants and "Free Speech" blowhards to throw money at Musk.
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How would exclusive celebrity content even work? Will he make deals with them to put out content? Why would they want to do that
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Sounds like a completely unmoderated service that will get them fined and banned from most of Europe.
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CharlestheHammer posted:How would exclusive celebrity content even work? Will he make deals with them to put out content? Why would they want to do that I’m sure if they got paid some would. The issue I see is people willing to pay for that.
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Rebel Blob posted:The Washington Post has an article on Musk's plans for Twitter and the material he's been using to shop around for investors. The basic plan is: Thats going to be hysterical.
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Rebel Blob posted:The Washington Post has an article on Musk's plans for Twitter and the material he's been using to shop around for investors. The basic plan is: This is going to be a riot, because its absolutely setup to fail, possibly on purpose.
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The current fun Twitter speculation is that Musk has been tweeting his dumbass Russia stuff on purpose to get the US government to tank his Twitter deal over national security concerns edit: https://twitter.com/matt_levine/status/1583263060013494272?s=20&t=hLG0ZXpxIVxU3lZTz7qYyQ ohhyeah fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Oct 21, 2022 |
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I never understood why twitter hasn't added a support for some kind of longer form blog/article type of content. Currently, people either make clunky 30+ tweet threads, or post their content on dedicated sites like Medium or Substack and link those.
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BoldFace posted:I never understood why twitter hasn't added a support for some kind of longer form blog/article type of content. Currently, people either make clunky 30+ tweet threads, or post their content on dedicated sites like Medium or Substack and link those. I think Twitter is scared to suggest that what makes Twitter Twitter is undesirable or even bad
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ohhyeah posted:The current fun Twitter speculation is that Musk has been tweeting his dumbass Russia stuff on purpose to get the US government to tank his Twitter deal over national security concerns ah yes, the 5d chessmaster elon musk, of course this was the plan all along
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