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kntfkr posted:I'm gonna sue Tom Hanks. gently caress that guy. He’s too nice.
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I had a dream a couple of months ago where I encountered Tom Hanks while my banking app was open on my phone. He saw I had $38 in there and staggered off, bug eyed, going "WHAT A LOW BALANCE". So please, sue his poor-shaming rear end into oblivion
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Oct 21, 2022 19:24
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anybody could do what tom hanks does
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I had a dream a couple of months ago where I encountered Tom Hanks while my banking app was open on my phone. He saw I had $38 in there and staggered off, bug eyed, going "WHAT A LOW BALANCE". So please, sue his poor-shaming rear end into oblivion let's dive deeper into the dream. what do you think Tom Hanks represents to you? is it your judgmental father? could he have staggered off bug eyed into the night, leaving you and your mother to fend for yourselves? that'll be $300
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Oct 21, 2022 19:52
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How did he raise such a poop of a kid
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Oct 21, 2022 19:59
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So what's the process on collecting the money from Jones. Has his accounts been drained yet, did the government show up to collect his cars to auction off, kicked him out of his house? Making him show where he buried gold bars in his backyard?
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Philthy posted:So what's the process on collecting the money from Jones. Has his accounts been drained yet, did the government show up to collect his cars to auction off, kicked him out of his house? Making him show where he buried gold bars in his backyard? Apparently it'll be another 2 years before they start taking his money.
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Philthy posted:So what's the process on collecting the money from Jones. Has his accounts been drained yet, did the government show up to collect his cars to auction off, kicked him out of his house? Making him show where he buried gold bars in his backyard? They haven't even assigned punative damages yet. Give it another month and he'll probably owe two billion.
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Oct 21, 2022 20:14
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they should pump him full of the collidal silver, and vics get their money from his silver rich blood oiñata beatings.
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Oct 21, 2022 20:15
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Did the punitive damages ever come out, and are we still at the $965M + Attorney Fees?
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Ever hear the saying 'the wheels of justice turn slowly but grind exceedingly fine? We're still in the 'slowly' part. the grinding fine of alex's works comes a bit later
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Bondematt posted:Did the punitive damages ever come out, and are we still at the $965M + Attorney Fees? https://twitter.com/MoString/status/1580271808766349313
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Oct 21, 2022 21:05
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So typically, what kind of multiple of the compensatory damages are the punitive damages?
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Oct 21, 2022 21:09
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There's no real limit, but it's usually relative to compensation. A quick Google suggests it doesn't usually exceed like 4x. With damages this big they probably won't exceed the compensation. Norm was on infowars saying it would probably be another bill with around $400k in reimbursed legal fees.
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Glory to Italia!
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Philthy posted:So what's the process on collecting the money from Jones. Has his accounts been drained yet, did the government show up to collect his cars to auction off, kicked him out of his house? Making him show where he buried gold bars in his backyard? one assumes the first step is the Attack Accountant figuring out a first round of where his money actually is well okay second step, punitive damages should come down before that
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Y'all need to check out the intro to the new knowledge fight. I mean you should listen to the whole thing because it a deposition episode, but norms call-out was priceless.
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ILL Machina posted:Y'all need to check out the intro to the new knowledge fight. I mean you should listen to the whole thing because it a deposition episode, but norms call-out was priceless. Knowledge First
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The best part about that, and I REALLY loving WISH I could clip it for this thread, was Norm straight up asking the judge "Do you think we can get this done by tomorrow? I need to be in NEW YORK for a MURDER TRIAL, (and I don't want my client to be without council at that time.)" Legitimately stunned. It was a day or two before closing arguments. But the one thing I really wish we could get around to talking about is that issue of "We have no money, zero assets, we are broke and bankrupt" bullshit. https://news.bitcoin.com/alex-jones-lost-laptop-10000-bitcoins/ Now, this was in...2021. And I don't trust him enough to say, ACTUALLY LOSE THAT MUCH MONEY. He isn't entirely incompetent, if it was simply a laptop and the key to the address with that much coin on it. Because 10,000 BTC is currently $191,581,000. On a wallet he supposedly lost with a laptop. The great thing about the blockchain is that those 10,000 BTC are forever stuck...unless someone moves them. Every loving three letter agency probably has the cash marked and if anyone tries to shift it around, bam, money laundering for over 1 million dollars. And the guy who sent him the 10,000 BTC, Max Keiser, could testify that he did, in fact, send Jones that crypto, and it was received. When I think about Bitcoin, Ether and Crypto, they're absolutely horrific atrocities most of the time. But right now, Alex Jones (presumably still) has $191 Million that he literally cannot access because it'd be breaking a lot of laws (failure to disclose finances, possibly wire fraud, definitely not going into any bank account he'd own because they'd be seized immediately)...and I think, just maybe, this was what crypto is really for: loving over rich dicks like Alex Jones.
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Crypto was invented to allow college students to easily pay for MDMA and LSD without their parents finding out, and as far as that goes it’s pretty top notch.
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What if wealthy fan gives him leave to stay for free at a mansion and use cars, equipment etc. Can they seize that?
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MEIN RAVEN posted:IIRC, the way he ended up in prison finally was because he went to Vegas to sign autographs and sell some of his memorabilia for money - money that should have gone to the Goldmans. When the Goldman's confronted him on it, OJ basically pulled them into a hotel room and drew a gun on them? Or maybe he threatened them with his acting. Either way, OJ was trying to pull some poo poo that I 100% believe AJ would pull. nah. its even more schadenfreude so basically what happened was as a part of the way to try and escape the civil lawsuit judgment, OJ did try to shield himself a bit more step 1 as discussed was moving to Florida which worked out wellish step 2 was trying to hide whatever wealth he could so for step 2, he had his former sports agent basically load up a bunch of moving vans with his memorabilia from his house and then basically hid a bunch of his poo poo in various storage rentals and other places to wait for things to die down at some point in the process of waiting for his agent kind of got tired of working with OJ and kind of started selling all of OJ's poo poo on the side OJ couldn't really make too much of a fuss about it or else it would have been immediately seized and sold at auction to the families, so this basically went on for years so the Las Vegas robbery happened because a memorabilia dealer supposedly got a hold of a bunch of this poo poo that the agent took, and wanted to sell it so the dealer called another dealer who was an informant and friends with OJ and tells OJ about the stuff, and then calls the FBI about OJ wanted to tape the confrontation on getting it back a few weeks before this all goes down OJ and a bunch of his friends all travel to Las Vegas for a wedding party of a friend, and basically has the second dealer set up a private viewing of all the stuff while they're in Vegas and supposedly has the second dealer set it up so there's a tape of it OJ and his buddies get hammered at a bachelor party, go to the casino where the dealers are at, and at gunpoint have the dealers all shovel the merchandise and some pete rose autographs into bags and pillowcases, at which point they all leave and go back to their hotel then they go to their friends wedding and a day later all get arrested because all of this poo poo was on casino security cameras then the dealer decides to sell the tape to TMZ and ends up getting immunity Your Gay Uncle posted:It wasnt the Goldmans, OJ and some friends busted into a hotel room of a sports memorabilia seller and took a bunch of his stuff back at gunpoint. Friend of mines cousin worked at the prison he was in. Apparently he had a reputation for being pretty nice but would get insanely angry at the drop of a hat. hes definitely someone who seems like he could rip the heads off of a couple of people at the drop of a hat
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Baudolino posted:What if wealthy fan gives him leave to stay for free at a mansion and use cars, equipment etc. Can they seize that? Income is income, things have taxes
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:nah. its even more schadenfreude Nice. And hiding assets in various vans still 100% sounds like something AJ would do.
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Nice. And hiding assets in various vans still 100% sounds like something AJ would do. Quick, how do I convince AJ I’m a fan!?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6El-6NscA This is something amazing, I didn't know this loving thing nearly got sold. OJ chase car.
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Baudolino posted:What if wealthy fan gives him leave to stay for free at a mansion and use cars, equipment etc. Can they seize that? I don't think so. This is how OJ is showing up everywhere, people are paying his way. They just can't give give him stuff otherwise like 60 guys jump out of a van and take it.
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ILL Machina posted:Y'all need to check out the intro to the new knowledge fight. I mean you should listen to the whole thing because it a deposition episode, but norms call-out was priceless. The KF guys roasted the corporate reps so badly on their podcast, nobody at FSS wanted to do it so when the judge ordered us to provide a third corporate rep, so we got some dummy from Connecticut to do it. Thus, the default judgement and $965 billion in damages is actually Dan & Jordan’s fault. Pattis is such a dipshit weasel lmao.
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Baudolino posted:What if wealthy fan gives him leave to stay for free at a mansion and use cars, equipment etc. Can they seize that?
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‘I have always relied on the kindness of strangers.’ -Alex Jones, nude under a silk robe on a chaise by Rogan’s pool.
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Nah, Rogan won’t even have him on his show anymore. Jones claims that his good buddy Joey would love to have him on, it’s the suits (at Spotify, presumably?) who are telling him he can’t give Jones airtime so Rogan’s hands are tied.
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Rogan is a moron but he's aware enough to know that Jones is too toxic even for his show now.
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red19fire posted:The KF guys roasted the corporate reps so badly on their podcast, nobody at FSS wanted to do it so when the judge ordered us to provide a third corporate rep, so we got some dummy from Connecticut to do it. Thus, the default judgement and $965 billion in damages is actually Dan & Jordan’s fault. As if the first three or four reps weren't garbage on their own before KF discovered them at all.
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:like the courts had no problem auctioning off his Heisman trophy for 500 grand or giving the families the rights to OJ's book "If I Did It" which then changed the text font on the cover to read "If I Did It" I had to go look at this, because  :  Original on the left.
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Grand Fromage posted:Rogan is a moron but he's aware enough to know that Jones is too toxic even for his show now. He's still willing to let Jones claim they're great pals who hang out all the time, of course.
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SubponticatePoster posted:As long as the fan retains ownership, no. It's not the fan's debt to pay. However, it could be argued that since AJ doesn't have any living expenses (or has very few assuming said fan doesn't also buy his food) that the normal cap of 50% of disposable income meant for keeping a roof over your head, getting to work etc doesn't apply. This is also the type of thing that for the owner has a very high chance of causing some sort of legal trouble in the "you're not under arrest but you do have to answer this summons where you'll be questioned about exactly how and why Alex Jones is living in your house for free" sense. I think even among chuds who are Alex Jones fans, that's really sticking your neck out and well beyond what most people rich enough to have a whole extra house would do. Alex Jones is very much legally toxic right now, any sort of activity you do with him especially any sort of financial handout has a non-zero chance of getting you roped into his mess, and I don't think Alex Jones has truly close friends willing to take that chance. univbee fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Oct 22, 2022 |
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univbee posted:https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1583867495055691777?s=46&t=Z4x_MCe7i_LeOCxEbFlVwA yeah ok
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univbee posted:https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1583867495055691777?s=46&t=Z4x_MCe7i_LeOCxEbFlVwA Lollll guess he is starting to realize how hosed he is. Probably shouldn't have messed around so much with pre trial and discovery cause that ship has long sailed
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univbee posted:https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1583867495055691777?s=46&t=Z4x_MCe7i_LeOCxEbFlVwA  I don't think the court is going to give him a do-over
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I don't know, calling people demonic hell-gremins has always worked well for me in getting people to give me a second chance.
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