American Dad: Gonna be honking a lot of horn corn ITT

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

B12 might be my favorite fictional boy band. Hell, it might be my favorite period

# ? Oct 21, 2022 22:59

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# ? May 27, 2024 17:13

Ups_rail: Dec 8, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

B12 might be my favorite fictional boy band. Hell, it might be my favorite period

Its funny cause I can sing the B12 roll call part from memory, its soo catchy. I m B11 I m in love with B7.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 00:10

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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You're gonna feel a little prick

# ? Oct 22, 2022 00:21

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

My grandmother told me about going to a doctor's appointment because she needed a vitamin B12 shot, and I almost laughed right in her face. :v:

# ? Oct 22, 2022 00:31

FireWorksWell: Nov 27, 2014; Let's go do some hero shit!

My sister died.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 00:48

Ups_rail: Dec 8, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

I ve got the penis of a man!

# ? Oct 22, 2022 00:50

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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YeahTubaMike posted:

My grandmother told me about going to a doctor's appointment because she needed a vitamin B12 shot, and I almost laughed right in her face.

But she was O

VER

DUE

# ? Oct 22, 2022 00:52

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Milo and POTUS posted:

B12 might be my favorite fictional boy band. Hell, it might be my favorite period

And they show up EVERY MONTH?

# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:12

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Their reaction to Hayley sitting on the white couch was hilarious.

One thing I wondered though -- how did Hayley not already know about periods? I mean, Francine is young enough to have had a pregnancy scare in the present day, so she would still have her period, right? It's not like she'd have been able to hide it throughout Hayley's entire childhood & preadolescence. Maybe I'm overthinking things.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:44

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

And they show up EVERY MONTH?

SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER IN THE FACE!!

# ? Oct 22, 2022 02:09

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

YeahTubaMike posted:

Their reaction to Hayley sitting on the white couch was hilarious.

One thing I wondered though -- how did Hayley not already know about periods? I mean, Francine is young enough to have had a pregnancy scare in the present day, so she would still have her period, right? It's not like she'd have been able to hide it throughout Hayley's entire childhood & preadolescence. Maybe I'm overthinking things.

If American sex ed is anything to go by then Haley knowing nothing about periods is pretty spot on.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 02:46

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

YeahTubaMike posted:

Their reaction to Hayley sitting on the white couch was hilarious.

One thing I wondered though -- how did Hayley not already know about periods? I mean, Francine is young enough to have had a pregnancy scare in the present day, so she would still have her period, right? It's not like she'd have been able to hide it throughout Hayley's entire childhood & preadolescence. Maybe I'm overthinking things.

Stan is super uncomfortable talking about sex stuff with his kids (it's the plot of multiple episodes) and Francine is a loving but lazy mother and probably just never bothered explaining menstruation to Hayley until it was absolutely necessary. So, yeah, based on their track record as parents I find it extremely believable that Hayley was unaware of the existence of periods (and possibly puberty in general) until she had one herself.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 07:55

Neeksy: Mar 29, 2007; Hej min vän, hur står det till?

Francine explicitly made sure not to parent Haley all that much out of fear of screwing it up or being like her own mother, whereas Steve's relationship with her is far more dependent.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 08:16

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Oh Yeah, I forgot about her whole "benevolent neglect" approach to parenting Hayley.

Basically she under parents Hayley and over parents Steve, at least she does in her more lucid moments when she's not drunk and/or high and hallucinating Steve Buscemi or one of her imaginary friends.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 08:20

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

yeah, francine is great

# ? Oct 22, 2022 09:55

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Some coked up airhead

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:20

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Oh Yeah, I forgot about her whole "benevolent neglect" approach to parenting Hayley.

Same, and I think I take my mom's candor for granted, lol.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 17:49

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

"Does this look right to you?" :ohdear:

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:09

Ups_rail: Dec 8, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

who fired the gardener

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:40

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

"I thought I was your best friend."
"Really?"

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:48

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

limp_cheese posted:

Best part of that episode is when Roger skins Jeff and then wears his skin.

Good news Jeff! You're getting your skin back!

*Bloody and shaky hand gives a thumbs up*

Gross.

Normally stuff like this doesn't bother me, but that scene is almost impossible to rewatch. It's so loving gross.

But it's also just all the more impressive that the show can successfully deliver moments of pure horror in the midst of being funny.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 20:00

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Ups_rail posted:

who fired the gardener

Speaking of which, I appreciate the fact that Hayley says "topliary" every time she says "topiary"

# ? Oct 22, 2022 20:16

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Nichael posted:

Normally stuff like this doesn't bother me, but that scene is almost impossible to rewatch. It's so loving gross.

But it's also just all the more impressive that the show can successfully deliver moments of pure horror in the midst of being funny.

That scene doesn't bug me so much, but the one where Stan gives Haley "plastic surgery" is almost impossible for me to watch.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 20:43

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

That scene doesn't bug me so much, but the one where Stan gives Haley "plastic surgery" is almost impossible for me to watch.

I forgot this, god drat. It's an incredibly re-watchable show, but then you get to bits like that. Of course, I would never want it any other way though.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 20:49

FireWorksWell: Nov 27, 2014; Let's go do some hero shit!

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

The one where Stan gives Haley "plastic surgery" is almost impossible for me to watch.

Agreed. This and the girder through Steve's head are the two things I find really hard to watch

# ? Oct 22, 2022 21:24

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

limp_cheese posted:

Best part of that episode is when Roger skins Jeff and then wears his skin.

Good news Jeff! You're getting your skin back!

*Bloody and shaky hand gives a thumbs up*

Gross.

# ? Oct 22, 2022 21:46

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

Mx. posted:

yeah, francine is great

# ? Oct 22, 2022 22:27

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

That scene doesn't bug me so much, but the one where Stan gives Haley "plastic surgery" is almost impossible for me to watch.

I think the biggest gross out scene for me is the man eating oysters out of a garbage bag on the toilet at the end of Hot Scoomp. Why was he spitting loogies into the same bag he was eating from?! That's nasty, that guy was NASTY!

# ? Oct 23, 2022 00:35

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I think the biggest gross out scene for me is the man eating oysters out of a garbage bag on the toilet at the end of Hot Scoomp. Why was he spitting loogies into the same bag he was eating from?! That's nasty, that guy was NASTY!

i'd forgotten about that, thanks :barf:

# ? Oct 23, 2022 00:59

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

the ending of Hot Scoomp brought it from a good, but kind of average, episode to a great one

# ? Oct 23, 2022 01:02

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I think the biggest gross out scene for me is the man eating oysters out of a garbage bag on the toilet at the end of Hot Scoomp. Why was he spitting loogies into the same bag he was eating from?! That's nasty, that guy was NASTY!

They did such a good job of making a gross, dirty man singularity.

# ? Oct 23, 2022 01:09

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Ohhh, the Devil's gonna poke you in your giant rear end and your daughter's gonna cheer him on

# ? Oct 23, 2022 04:40

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Well, delicately kiss my pomegranates. :smith:

Variety posted:

Leslie Jordan, an actor, writer and singer best known for his roles in �Will & Grace,� �American Horror Story� and �Hearts Afire,� has died. He was 67.

Jordan was driving in Hollywood Monday morning and crashed into the side of a building at Cahuenga Blvd. and Romaine St. It was suspected he suffered some sort of medical emergency.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 19:52

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

I'm betting heart attack or stroke. If they do an autopsy we'll know for sure but they might not want to do that.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:32

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

No new episode tonight, but we're getting one on October 31st:

"You Are Here"
Roger and Steve try to save a dying mall.

Here's hoping it's a spooky one!

# ? Oct 25, 2022 00:12

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."