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stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Colombia is an underappreciated source of Anti-Food Porn. Take ceviche, for example. When you hear that word you probably think of the absolutely delicious Peruvian or Mexican forms of ceviche, maybe even the soupier Ecuadorian version, but the key point of all of these is that the seafood is raw and the acidity from the citrus in the marinade "cooks" it. You're probably not thinking of fully cooked shrimp served in a sauce made from mayo and ketchup with a side of saltine crackers. You may not be thinking of that, but Colombia sure is.

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


At least you'd smell it coming before taking a big bite of the "sticky toffee/caramel roll".

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Bread cheese is becoming more available in the US now. I first learned of it from a Hello Fresh meal kit a few years ago, but I’ve been seeing it pop up in the local grocery stores but it’s called baked cheese:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'll have to look for that, one local store started selling halloumi recently which I also really need to get around to trying.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Valko posted:

I was thinking the same thing.

Anyhow, check these out:


That's not chocolate. It's Marmite.



Have and would a million times again.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'm not gonna lie, gimme some decent crackers and I'd be eating that beef log right me

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm not gonna lie, gimme some decent crackers and I'd be eating that beef log right me
With the jar of dried beef cut up with sciessors?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



FFT posted:

With the jar of dried beef cut up with sciessors?

It's just cheapo jerky, I'm not gonna complain too much. I know what tier of food I'm eating

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I mean, I would try cream cheese marmite. I've had vegemite it was...ok I guess, would be interesting with cream cheese.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Dried/chipped beef is kind of funny, just because once upon a time it was the cheap poo poo you got because getting fresh beef shipped was hard and expensive, but now refrigerated trucks make fresh beef, well not cheap right now, but cheaper and dried beef is an expensive niche product.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Sounds like a beef version of a ham and cheese ball which, to be fair, does not look particularly appetizing in the abstract either:



Maybe after it marinates for a while the moisture softens the jerky up.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That looks like the baby of a person who made bad choices.
:barf:

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Porfiriato posted:

Sounds like a beef version of a ham and cheese ball which, to be fair, does not look particularly appetizing in the abstract either:




I've never had one with ham in it, to be honest I don't much care for wet cured ham so I probably wouldn't go for it, but I have had just plain cheese balls, as well as cheese and salmon balls. The trick to making them look presentable is to roll them in something at the end, chopped pecans or walnuts, smoked paprika, curry powder, something like that.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

By popular demand posted:

That looks like the baby of a person who made bad choices.
:barf:

Eraserhead remake looking... weird...

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Cheese balls rule, cold pack cheese rules. Living close enough to Wisconsin that I can sample the legion of flavors of cold pack cheese is the best.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

By popular demand posted:

That looks like the baby of a person who made bad choices.
:barf:

Babbis yed! All it needs is the pe wet!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is it possible to construct an entire cheese sandwich using the meat cheese, the bread cheese, and the normal cheese?

stereobreadsticks posted:

You're probably not thinking of fully cooked shrimp served in a sauce made from mayo and ketchup with a side of saltine crackers. You may not be thinking of that, but Colombia sure is.

That is literally a prawn cocktail, prawns in mayo/ketchup sauce.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
The traditional method for making bread cheese is on an open fire, it's fairly interesting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HTUmu4rDmo

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Chicken.
Tenders? -Uncooked!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Porfiriato posted:

Sounds like a beef version of a ham and cheese ball which, to be fair, does not look particularly appetizing in the abstract either:



Maybe after it marinates for a while the moisture softens the jerky up.

i prefer the cooked version personally.



By popular demand posted:

Chicken.
Tenders? -Uncooked!

at long last a tendy that even the greasiest large son might balk at.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:catstare:

I've never seen this before, I really want to know what's going on inside

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
I imagine brave new frontiers in food foodborne illnesses

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"For distribution to enemy combatants only"

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
doesn't look quite so bad as i expected. like dog grade jerky. 25+ year shelf life! 20 years after civilization collapses i expect you'll take any tendy you can get.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


uber_stoat posted:

doesn't look quite so bad as i expected. like dog grade jerky. 25+ year shelf life! 20 years after civilization collapses i expect you'll take any tendy you can get.


Chewing on that loving chicken tender tendon thing and watching the racoons eat my family, content for the first time since the world-melting nuclear fire.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

uber_stoat posted:

doesn't look quite so bad as i expected. like dog grade jerky. 25+ year shelf life! 20 years after civilization collapses i expect you'll take any tendy you can get.



I get the same thing from the pet store as treats for my dog and cat. I never even considered eating them myself, but the dog and cat love them.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I suspect that using the 'did my pet like it' rule of thumb is how quite a lot of the stuff ITT was made.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

OwlFancier posted:

Is it possible to construct an entire cheese sandwich using the meat cheese, the bread cheese, and the normal cheese?
If you did, it would be perfect in every whey

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


y'all just reminded me of this classic recipe from a while back

https://i.imgur.com/Zmqmk2R.mp4

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ror posted:

y'all just reminded me of this classic recipe from a while back

https://i.imgur.com/Zmqmk2R.mp4

Lmao I make something similar for my dogs and 10 seconds in I knew exactly what it was.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Valko posted:

I was thinking the same thing.

Anyhow, check these out:


That's not chocolate. It's Marmite.



I would destroy these. There would be collateral damage.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

uber_stoat posted:

i prefer the cooked version personally.



at long last a tendy that even the greasiest large son might balk at.

omg you just reminded me of the existence of sausage balls, and now I want sausage balls...in my mouth

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

omg you just reminded me of the existence of sausage balls, and now I want sausage balls...in my mouth

Sausage balls are the Best part of Christmas morning in my family

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You have the right to stuff your mouth with greasy balls, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Organs or hagfish served in their own slime.

e: Oh it's a url. Clams???

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's not the same without the crunch.

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