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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.



Look at the bears mouth. Focus on it. Keep looking at it.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Very good crabs tho

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Look at the bears mouth. Focus on it. Keep looking at it.

just a normal case of Cerebus profile

Hoplosternum
Jun 2, 2010

:parrot:
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRbn6yv7/

He tried to touch the tip top

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
where have all the crab gone???

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Replace eagle with crab.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/K_theHermit/status/1579677148318945281

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishing-alaska-snow-crab-season-canceled-investigation-climate-change/

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

:yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://i.imgur.com/YZOofrJ.mp4
You messed with the wrong tip top, buddy

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀"


also

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


gently caress I want a crab participation award so bad :crab:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ror posted:

gently caress I want a crab participation award so bad :crab:

Same. I don’t know that it’s very likely to happen in Kansas though.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i have a perfect horseshoe crab husk in my beach house and I want to gold plate it, put it on a chain and sell it for $50k

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
sorry guys i talked to the 1 billion crabs and they are taking some time to form CRABKONG, a titan class mech with which they will herald humankind's denoument

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Cichlidae posted:


ghost crab



Cardisoma carnifex, what a badass name

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

Next season on Deadliest Catch: No fishing episodes, but a 3 hour interview with each captain about how Biden killed their livelihood and wiped out the hard-earned legacy and tradition built up by generations of fishermen etc. etc.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?


Just a label or made from crustaceans?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
it appears to be wine made from the grape vines growing out of crab cove region

return the grapes to their rightful owners imo

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ebikaniaquarium/status/1582572511199662080?t=HDceWsHwI9pHjTUZ7XYq9w&s=19

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Sprinkler crab?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj4w9j0p94f/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Per google translate

“I finally found a real ‘hermit crab’!
I’m renting an ‘accommodation’!”

I’m guessing it’s a pun, but don’t remember enough kanji from twenty years ago, which I sucked at then, to catch if that’s where the pun is.





I’m always going to be a massive killjoy, I think.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTH9m6MDIfc

Skip to 7:30-ish to watch a baby crab daintily slurp a bloodworm, but not until you’ve seen the grown crab eat mealworm meat like the mealworm skin is the popcorn cup and the meat is the popcorn.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1583690932800483330
crab

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Oh, is so little! Is little ittle crab!

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YZOofrJ.mp4
You messed with the wrong tip top, buddy

Crab almost bagged himself a loving eagle.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

:yeeclaw:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


It sort of looks like the Colosseum, which made me realize that crabs always look like they're asking you if you are not entertained when they raise their claws.

I am entertained, crab.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Waterbed Wendy posted:

sorry guys i talked to the 1 billion crabs and they are taking some time to form CRABKONG, a titan class mech with which they will herald humankind's denoument

i got your denouement right here

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ror posted:


I am entertained, crab.

Same

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Zesty posted:

Crab almost bagged himself a loving eagle.

:stare: if you touch the tip top you better hope you survive the snip snop

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCb4ioHyog

e: Sweet the Professor is in this
but not Mary Anne

OgNar fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Oct 25, 2022

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.











x

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



CRAB SWORD

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
With this sword…I AM CRAB DAD

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYEXOSKELETON

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1550511458798239744

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MassTran
Feb 27, 2015

I would die for Pom Pom Crab

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