#blessed pics: *burbles contentedly*

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That poo was great and the mods suck so hmmm

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:40

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# ? May 31, 2024 10:06

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

God blessed that mess.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:52

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

I mean look how reverently they carry it. They know that poo should be placed on high to be worshipped.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 22:01

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Beachcomber posted:

Young animals are often curious and friendly, and you can 'tame' wild animals.

Domestication is something else.

A domesticated animal has been changed from wild type to something that fits in the human paradigm. Most dogs will naturally gravitate towards people, and they have a whole variety of facial expressions that wolves don't, just so they can communicate with us better.

The same is true of the cat's meow.

People keep birds and reptiles as pets, but they aren't domesticated and if you make the wrong mood, they'll bite the poo poo out of you.

all animals are really a kind of dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFWytrb2DUk

# ? Oct 24, 2022 22:16

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Now come on. None of us lives in the sewer plant for a reason, and the mods did the right thing here.
You can't put poo poo in a blessed thread just because the poo poo felt nice to do do. It feels awful to the poor professionals who's sorting out the mess, you can see it in her eyes even.
You are advocating barbarism! What's next, the favourite arsons of Genesis Khan?! Bah!

E: also drat you autocorrect Phil Collins did nothing wrong he is a blessing

Yes you totally can put poo poo in the blessed thread though!

# ? Oct 24, 2022 22:26

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://i.imgur.com/aspCh35.png

Mod edit: unembedded the poop so as to unfuck the vibes

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Probed for Shitposting :hmmno:

# ? Oct 24, 2022 23:00

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

# ? Oct 24, 2022 23:59

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:

I mean look how reverently they carry it. They know that poo should be placed on high to be worshipped.

They're taking it to the chapel to be blessed by a priest

# ? Oct 25, 2022 00:03

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

They're taking it to the chapel to be blessed by a priest

and then they're putting it back in :hmmyes:

"A beaver in a wildlife rehabilitation facility decided to build a dam by the doorway"
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rk498oBTga1xoyw8p.mp4

# ? Oct 25, 2022 00:13

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

mobby_6kl posted:

Yes you totally can put poo poo in the blessed thread though!

more proof all animals are really kinds of dog:

# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:23

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

SniperWoreConverse posted:

more proof all animals are really kinds of dog:

Mod edit: Spoilered the snake explosively pooping.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Oct 25, 2022

# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:28

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rib8iwocAu1vmobp0.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r2xuynciST1vmobp0.mp4

# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:51

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Look, a laudable turd is one thing, but vids of animals actually in the process of making GBS threads is another

# ? Oct 25, 2022 05:12

BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; PROCEED

Hyperlynx posted:

Look, a laudable turd is one thing, but vids of animals actually in the process of making GBS threads is another

Everyone poops.

# ? Oct 25, 2022 05:18

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

SniperWoreConverse posted:

all animals are really a kind of dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFWytrb2DUk

That's a Tegu! They're capable of being warm blooded for part of the year, which does make them more doglike than other lizards. I always wonder if their brains are more mammalian as well.

They're pretty smart, but they will still bite the poo poo out of you if you do the wrong thing at the wrong time.

# ? Oct 25, 2022 05:27

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

BlackIronHeart posted:

Everyone poops.

That doesn't mean it's nice to watch

# ? Oct 25, 2022 08:06

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

I didn't expect my introduction to this thread to be a snake with irritable bowl syndrome, but here we are.

Maybe the #blessed thread could avoid poop pics for a little while? That image would've been fine in the Schadenfreude thread, and maybe the Cursed thread or (with a creative justification) the OSHA thread, but I don't think there was anything blessed about it.

Anyway, have a Blessed day!

# ? Oct 25, 2022 08:54

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

https://i.imgur.com/OBn6C8Y.mp4

# ? Oct 25, 2022 10:48

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

SniperWoreConverse posted:

all animals are really a kind of dog

# ? Oct 25, 2022 10:54

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OBn6C8Y.mp4

Wow, molcar is real

# ? Oct 25, 2022 11:05

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

https://twitter.com/SheldrickTrust/status/1584849718282448899?t=q20RiWQ1QxD6M4w3ne8jaA&s=19

# ? Oct 25, 2022 11:15

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I didn't expect my introduction to this thread to be a snake with irritable bowl syndrome, but here we are.

Maybe the #blessed thread could avoid poop pics for a little while? That image would've been fine in the Schadenfreude thread, and maybe the Cursed thread or (with a creative justification) the OSHA thread, but I don't think there was anything blessed about it.

Anyway, have a Blessed day!

Did someone say Brian Blessed poo stories?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwuw6Z33018

# ? Oct 25, 2022 13:22

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkbizyWuaL1r0uzl6.mp4

# ? Oct 25, 2022 22:37

Gadzuko: Feb 14, 2005

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkbizyWuaL1r0uzl6.mp4

Due to budget cuts, the next Godzilla vs. Kong movie has gone in a drastically different direction

# ? Oct 25, 2022 23:02

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

Gadzuko posted:

Due to budget cuts, the next Godzilla vs. Kong movie has gone in a drastically different direction

Tired: Kaiju
Wired: Kawaiiju

# ? Oct 25, 2022 23:21

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Tired: Kaiju
Wired: Kawaiiju

# ? Oct 25, 2022 23:37

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Sound on, but like medium level.

https://i.imgur.com/OHbIEWg.mp4

extra blessed for me, because the jump-roper looks exactly like one of my friends that would do this to his boyfriend.

I don't know where this belonged, but it just felt right, here.
apologies if its :nsw: i can edit.
e - lol nm

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Oct 26, 2022

# ? Oct 26, 2022 01:13

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

https://i.imgur.com/QzF7kpH_lq.mp4

# ? Oct 26, 2022 01:34

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/insect_otd/status/1584801965975838720

# ? Oct 26, 2022 02:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

moths are so much better than butterflies

# ? Oct 26, 2022 02:30