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Mercury Hat posted:Youtube just served me up this video and it's good both as a rebuttal to the specific dogshit theory it mentions as well as the strain of critic who treats movies as a puzzle to be solved. A lot of analysis out there doesn't have a solid footing on what they're actually arguing because they treat film as a documentary and not a series of conscious decisions made by people trying to convey a story and mood. lol holy poo poo I burst out laughing at 'Wendy reads Catcher In The Rye, a book a MURDERER read once' being literally impossible because the murder didn't happen until months after the movie came out. I absolutely love filmtube/filmtwitter/filmtok stuff, just pure 'yea this sounds right' level thinking.
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 00:06 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 22:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAs4YajtDGc New Primm's Hood Cinema on Jason's Lyric
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:59 |
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While we're posting Primm I'd like to bring up his classic review of Candyman since it's Spooky Season™, definitely don't skip this one if you enjoy his work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0IbutEylXU
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 03:17 |
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Violet_Sky posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAs4YajtDGc The "fake Larenz Tate" bit killed me. Guy really did look like a knock off Larenz Tate.
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 03:36 |
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Blood Nightmaster posted:While we're posting Primm I'd like to bring up his classic review of Candyman since it's Spooky Season™, definitely don't skip this one if you enjoy his work: Eddie Murphy as Candyman was a wild thought and absolutely the wrong choice. Although it does mean we missed the chance to say 'from the star of Candyman and The Adventures of Pluto Nash.'
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 03:46 |
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Blood Nightmaster posted:While we're posting Primm I'd like to bring up his classic review of Candyman since it's Spooky Season™, definitely don't skip this one if you enjoy his work: fancy 90s dinner party where everyones smoking at each other
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 03:48 |
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He might've pushed for them to put Party All The Time on the soundtrack, too.
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Blood Nightmaster posted:While we're posting Primm I'd like to bring up his classic review of Candyman since it's Spooky Season™, definitely don't skip this one if you enjoy his work: "Typical forefather poo poo" keeps intruding into my daily thoughts. Alaois posted:fancy 90s dinner party where everyones smoking at each other This happens in so many of these 80s and 90s movies he covers. It's so gross once someone points it out and you can't stop thinking about it.
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 04:07 |
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Primm's stuff is always funny. Each video even has a couple of guaranteed laughs from me, being that 'oh my God' sound clip and 'everybody's sad now, it's a sad hood movie.'
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 04:24 |
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the primm attempt to watch 'trapped in the closet' is amazing
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 05:27 |
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Needless Ramblings posted:lol holy poo poo I burst out laughing at 'Wendy reads Catcher In The Rye, a book a MURDERER read once' being literally impossible because the murder didn't happen until months after the movie came out. I absolutely love filmtube/filmtwitter/filmtok stuff, just pure 'yea this sounds right' level thinking. Lol I watched the video after reading this post and it's amazing how dogshit the original Wendy Theory was. I thought it was gonna be one of those fun supermechagodzilla reads of popular movies but it's literally a rebuild of "it was a dream / hallucination of a dead protagonist" but using set inconsistencies as the evidence. It's a shame the video refuting it is not getting more views than the original lovely theory video
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 11:19 |
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The subconscious agenda behind that poo poo theory annoys me. Not only is it a boring-rear end theory that makes the movie less interesting, but regardless of any deliberate intent on the theorist it boils down to "how can I make this movie the woman's fault?". When you consider both what the fictional Wendy Torrance and the very real Shelly Duvall playing her had to go through for that movie, it makes you mad to hear such garbage.
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 12:00 |
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FreezingInferno posted:The subconscious agenda behind that poo poo theory annoys me. Not only is it a boring-rear end theory that makes the movie less interesting, but regardless of any deliberate intent on the theorist it boils down to "how can I make this movie the woman's fault?". When you consider both what the fictional Wendy Torrance and the very real Shelly Duvall playing her had to go through for that movie, it makes you mad to hear such garbage. yea he was waaaay too nice about that in the section because holy poo poo was that video pure 'ah ha but mayhaps the wife is just a PSYCHO BITCH RUINING EVERYONE'S LIFE and the abusive husband is the victim????' which is such an insane view both in narrative and when taking into account how Duvall was treated on set it deserves way more focus.
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 14:23 |
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If you want to drink from the true The Shining theory fire hose one can always watch Room 237 the documentary - a word you should only use when making air quotes so hard your fingers cramp - which tries to put meaning and theories behind basically everything in the movie. Do you want The Shining to be about American Imperialism? Kubert faking the moon landing? Have some! They really really want it to be more than a movie based on a book about a hotel that doesn't like you.
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 14:33 |
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the shinings about a crazy guy
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 14:58 |
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the shining is about a haunted hotel and alcoholism topic locked
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 15:01 |
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Ok I agree youtuber merchandise based on themselves are bad now https://twitter.com/GreatCheshire/status/1584754273404919809?t=soHBBirWbeVBVWJpbcgCJQ&s=19
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 15:04 |
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Sexy Nostalgia Critic
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 15:05 |
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I’m surprised they didn’t do the little figure/plush route first, but maybe those don’t sell either.
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 15:07 |
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Stupid
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 15:07 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/GreatCheshire/status/1584754273404919809?t=soHBBirWbeVBVWJpbcgCJQ&s=19 no
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 15:08 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Ok I agree youtuber merchandise based on themselves are bad now counterpoint, dankpods is doing a time-limited #1 grit plush rock and one of his snake
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 15:33 |
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Arivia posted:counterpoint, dankpods is doing a time-limited #1 grit plush rock and one of his snake I've always wanted a soft squishable lump of driveway concrete https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsumPGLxKsA
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 15:38 |
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Octavius King shows us the wonderful world of virtual Sea Monkeys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt5ArGVbmJI Did you know the "inventor" of the original Pet Shrimp idea was a white supremacist? I did not! Fake edit: Cuteness Warning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmA3tgo27tU She also let her pet rats make their own video. I legit squealed at how cute the tiny fuckers are.
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 16:03 |
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side_burned posted:I am not a good poker player but I can beat 80% the people who show up to a home game because I can do pot odds in my head and don't bluff, instead of trying to "read tells." A friend of mine invited a coworker of his who was into this poo poo to a game and while we where cashing out I explained to him how pot odds worked. The day after that game he told my friend I was card counting during the game; never mind that you can't count cards in poker but what ever. The guy was and idiot and I enjoyed taking his money. i'm still not sure what card counting is if not "using your human memory to have better odds a winning"
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 16:10 |
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a cartoon duck posted:i'm still not sure what card counting is if not "using your human memory to have better odds a winning" Basically, yes. Card counting isn't really cheating but casinos don't like it and good dealers know how to look for it, and a casino can ask you to leave if they suspect you of doing it. They won't outright accuse you of cheating, because you aren't, but they are well within rights as a private to business to strongly suggest you either go play something else or hit the bricks.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Ok I agree youtuber merchandise based on themselves are bad now What is the target audience for this? Legitimate question here.
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 18:11 |
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nine-gear crow posted:What is the target audience for this? Legitimate question here. Ironic Christmas Gifts and White Elephant events are just around the corner
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 18:25 |
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SkeletonHero posted:Basically, yes. Card counting isn't really cheating but casinos don't like it and good dealers know how to look for it, and a casino can ask you to leave if they suspect you of doing it. They won't outright accuse you of cheating, because you aren't, but they are well within rights as a private to business to strongly suggest you either go play something else or hit the bricks. Yeah, with the kind of boring point I've heard from goons who worked at casinos and gamblers that most casinos don't really care unless you're actually great at it, you're annoying people or you're disrupting the game. Depends on the place, of course. Read one goon mention that he had been harassed over card counting because he was just a little slow on deciding. Had another say that the dealer just sighed and told him the current count when they saw that he was struggling to figure it out .
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# ? Oct 25, 2022 19:23 |
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You can find youtube videos of pros getting trespassed from casinos. There's one guy that travels all over in an RV and changes his appearance regularly.
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Groovelord Neato posted:You can find youtube videos of pros getting trespassed from casinos. There's one guy that travels all over in an RV and changes his appearance regularly. Long time ago I saw some MSNBC thing about card counting, and they had a camera crew, might've been hidden, and they followed around a card counter for the show. Every single casino eventually the security came up and asked the gambler to leave, and when pressed on it would just say "we would like you to leave the premises, no we won't explain why". I think one casino even recognized the guy before he even got to a table and just intercepted him and said "go away"
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Lol I watched the video after reading this post and it's amazing how dogshit the original Wendy Theory was. I thought it was gonna be one of those fun supermechagodzilla reads of popular movies but it's literally a rebuild of "it was a dream / hallucination of a dead protagonist" but using set inconsistencies as the evidence. It's a shame the video refuting it is not getting more views than the original lovely theory video I could see someone thinking something was up with some of the set inconsistencies but then two seconds of research says that part way through filming the set burned and they had to rebuild, which answers that.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Ok I agree youtuber merchandise based on themselves are bad now Only if it plays sound clips when I hug it.... and the sound clips are Oney mimicking Doug.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 00:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fTeChCyuPI Jane Mulcahy talks about the "psycho-biddy/hagsploitation" genre.
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Violet_Sky posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAs4YajtDGc Man, why does every promising young guy from the hood with a bright future ahead of him always have a garbage-rear end brother/cousin/childhood friend who fucks everything up for them?
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 01:04 |
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Grimbeard did a full video of that Vampire Diaries game Jenny Nicholson touched on before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDBxsaQUgWw
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 01:18 |
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Dawgstar posted:If you want to drink from the true The Shining theory fire hose one can always watch Room 237 the documentary - a word you should only use when making air quotes so hard your fingers cramp - which tries to put meaning and theories behind basically everything in the movie. Do you want The Shining to be about American Imperialism? Kubert faking the moon landing? Have some! They really really want it to be more than a movie based on a book about a hotel that doesn't like you. I thought the guy who did a dissertation about Kubrick’s abandoned holocaust movie didn’t sound as insane as the others. He just had some tendentious readings vs being bugfuck insane. The guy who directed Room 237 made a great documentary about sleep paralysis that just lets people describe their hosed-up hypnogogia dreams while showing very detailed reenactments of them.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 02:50 |
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The Shining as metaphor for American Imperialism isn't a particularly crazy or hidden take, specifically of White Male Power. The hotel is built on a native burial ground, the party is on July 4th, Grady talks about how he had to "Correct" his wife, Jack literally says "White Man's Burden", the people jack victimizes are a woman, a black man, and a child.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 03:01 |
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Yeah, Room 237 owns because it's not a documentary about the Shining, it's a documentary about how some people reacted to it.
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Room 237 and The Nightmare are really good. I couldn't really get into A Glitch in the Matrix by the same people because it's interviewing people who think they are stuck in a simulation but they're so self-centered that i hated almost every one of them lmao
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