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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
It's offal, but it could be wurst

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Schubalts posted:

Organs or hagfish served in their own slime.

e: Oh it's a url. Clams???

Woodworms. They used to be the scourge of ships, but these ones live in tree roots.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

LifeSunDeath posted:

omg you just reminded me of the existence of sausage balls, and now I want sausage balls...in my mouth

sigh

I never sausage balls!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Your food scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could use bananas that they didn't stop to think if they should use bananas

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





"For sale: chicken tenders, never cooked."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Everything is bad except the ice cream and cake, the pictured salad is just a lazy mixture of large cubes of bananas, celery, turkey and whatever with absolutely no attempt to combine the flavours and that baked beans recipe uses banana as a garnish rather than an ingredient.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

By popular demand posted:

the pictured salad is just a lazy mixture of large cubes of bananas, celery, turkey and whatever with absolutely no attempt to combine the flavours




They're really trying to push bananas as "festive" for some reason.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


They're festive in flavor!

Not really sure how you don't recognize them as just right. :bananacoin:

edit: I'm more curious about the right time to serve caviar mousse with herbed mayonnaise

Ror has a new favorite as of 07:19 on Oct 26, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Are you tired of crowds? Are you ready to make them all leave? Today's unwanted banana recipe will help you achieve that!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some types of antifreeze are not toxic so that pepsi cocktail is a possibility, motor oil not so much.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

By popular demand posted:

Some types of antifreeze are not toxic

such as a rum and coke

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Combining bananas and turkey is really thinking outside the box.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Crystal Antifreeze.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I didn't know they still made Pepsi Blue!

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Homemade banana ice cream is, in fact, extremely good

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Halloween Jack posted:

Homemade banana ice cream is, in fact, extremely good

yes it is

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1524056675065335808
https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1566967116787490817

By popular demand posted:

Some types of antifreeze are not toxic so that pepsi cocktail is a possibility, motor oil not so much.

I heard some story of the Soviets using something alcoholic as antifreeze and having to add poison to stop the soldiers from drinking it, only for the soldiers to distill it in order to separate the poison from the alcohol and continue to drink it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Green apple is bad enough, "green apple" has me really worried here

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Captain Hygiene posted:

Green apple is bad enough, "green apple" has me really worried here

Splatter it all over your food.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

SlothfulCobra posted:

I heard some story of the Soviets using something alcoholic as antifreeze and having to add poison to stop the soldiers from drinking it, only for the soldiers to distill it in order to separate the poison from the alcohol and continue to drink it.

Look up torpedo juice.

Its not a russian thing, and it isn't even necessarily a used to thing. The russian one was using vodka as hydraulic fluid, and the planes all being grounded all the time because of it which is shockingly believable after the past year

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Should have made the bar itself green. Add in the already present dick vein and baby you’ve got a stew going.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

If they were dedicated to the bit there'd be a bite out the pinecone

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SlothfulCobra posted:

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1524056675065335808
https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1566967116787490817

I heard some story of the Soviets using something alcoholic as antifreeze and having to add poison to stop the soldiers from drinking it, only for the soldiers to distill it in order to separate the poison from the alcohol and continue to drink it.

Obligatory

Hoyota
Oct 3, 2013
All of these Shrek foods are just rebranded TMNT tie-ins.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

And Slimer from Ghostbusters! And Flubber!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Brawnfire posted:

And Slimer from Ghostbusters! And Flubber!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFMR2C6nmII

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Ow, ew, why did THAT produce nostalgia

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I remember that one because, even as a kid at the time, I was angry at the idea of those assholes spoiling the drive-in view for everyone else with their stupid floating car

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

SlothfulCobra posted:

I heard some story of the Soviets using something alcoholic as antifreeze and having to add poison to stop the soldiers from drinking it, only for the soldiers to distill it in order to separate the poison from the alcohol and continue to drink it.

Coolant for the air conditioning system on the tupolev tu-22, ethanol/water mix so basically just vodka lol

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Oct 27, 2022

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/DrOz/status/1150484952993189889

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'm starting to think this Dr Oz fellow might not be such a great guy

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The slap in the face when the blender comes in is quite spectacular.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

what the goddamn gently caress. this cannot taste even remotely correct.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

raw nut and half cooked bean slurry with pasta mmm

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I don't think Dr Oz knows what mac and cheese is but that seems like a reasonable base that is a few substitutions (replace nuts with more beans) and maybe a bit more aggressive seasoning away from being a reasonable veggie sauce.

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