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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

deep dish peat moss posted:

If you look at that account's followers it's like 60% blatant bots, 30% accounts that do nothing but retweet and are probably bots, and 10% people who do nothing but post tweets of their NFTs (also probably bots). They had to have known what to expect.


e: lol, the actual studio that made those NFTs isn't doing much better with its tweets:

https://twitter.com/OnChainStudios

Their most-liked tweets are all unboxing videos of their NFTs coming out of lootboxes


e: Sure enough, the unboxing seems to be what their fans are into:
https://twitter.com/durkle_eth/status/1580737536032317441

This world is wild and dumb. This is what the kids growing up obsessed with unboxing videos are doing with their trust funds.

I guarantee u this guy is 40 and didn't grow up with unboxing vids

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Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
Unboxing? That's a CGI action figure, how TF do you unbox a jpeg?

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



On the Blockchain, duh.

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.

titty_baby_ posted:

I guarantee u this guy is 40 and didn't grow up with unboxing vids

I mean, I’m 35 and remember them starting to be a thing and just thought they were either kinda sad for poor kids that couldn’t afford whatever was being unboxed or just another piece of the endless trash fire that is 90% of cOnTeNt on YouTube

on the scale of bad things on the internet though they’re kinda benign, could be way worse

Which crypto of course managed to do

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Unboxing videos are useful when you want to know what a product comes with but the specs don't list it. I'm thinking laptops and audio devices and poo poo mainly. Like, yeah, if the laptop lacks a dedicated HDMI port does it come with a micro-HDMI to HDMI adapter? The manufacturer doesn't say, guess I'll find someone who opened it up.

That's about the only use case. That and sometimes people who just have podcasts or chat about whatever with the audio laid over opening a box but that's more "I needed a not blank screen" than unboxing video I guess.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Unboxing videos are useful when you are in a box and can't find your way out.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
But what if your Wi-Fi is spotty

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
YouTube what the gently caress why are you running pre-roll ads on this unboxing video, I’m trapped in a box and running out of air fast!

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
So anyone know why the spike in ETH came from.... are apes involved?

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

tehinternet posted:

I mean, I’m 35 and remember them starting to be a thing and just thought they were either kinda sad for poor kids that couldn’t afford whatever was being unboxed or just another piece of the endless trash fire that is 90% of cOnTeNt on YouTube

on the scale of bad things on the internet though they’re kinda benign, could be way worse

Which crypto of course managed to do
My wife is an artist and she follows a ton of artists on YouTube and for some reason one of the most popular videos for literally every artist seems to be "Hi guys, I subscribed to this service that sends me a box of random art supplies every month. Let's unbox this month's box and fool around with one of the pens for ten minutes. Okay see you next month."

I am completely confused every time she watches one of these since they're all functionally identical but somehow the YouTube metrics love them.

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.

NorgLyle posted:

My wife is an artist and she follows a ton of artists on YouTube and for some reason one of the most popular videos for literally every artist seems to be "Hi guys, I subscribed to this service that sends me a box of random art supplies every month. Let's unbox this month's box and fool around with one of the pens for ten minutes. Okay see you next month."

I am completely confused every time she watches one of these since they're all functionally identical but somehow the YouTube metrics love them.

Maybe there’s something super technical about the pens or something? I know that I watch the same charts for new CPU releases or GPU releases. Maybe there’s more there that you’re not seeing? Maybe? Hopefully?

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020

NorgLyle posted:

My wife is an artist and she follows a ton of artists on YouTube and for some reason one of the most popular videos for literally every artist seems to be "Hi guys, I subscribed to this service that sends me a box of random art supplies every month. Let's unbox this month's box and fool around with one of the pens for ten minutes. Okay see you next month."

I am completely confused every time she watches one of these since they're all functionally identical but somehow the YouTube metrics love them.
I think that it's partly the effortlessness of it. Learning is hard, watching a good artist execute a serious work is intimidating, but someone showing off a pen is easy. Also just people searching for popular art supplies or the box itself

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
There’s also probably value in seeing how different pens write differently.

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020
Agreed, not saying it can't be very useful or interesting if you are looking to try new tools

ChronoBasher
Jul 2, 2007

Ups_rail posted:

So anyone know why the spike in ETH came from.... are apes involved?

This probably: https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/10/25/uk-lawmakers-vote-to-recognize-crypto-as-regulated-financial-instruments/

This is good for bitcoin, blah blah blah

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

NorgLyle posted:

My wife is an artist and she follows a ton of artists on YouTube and for some reason one of the most popular videos for literally every artist seems to be "Hi guys, I subscribed to this service that sends me a box of random art supplies every month. Let's unbox this month's box and fool around with one of the pens for ten minutes. Okay see you next month."

I am completely confused every time she watches one of these since they're all functionally identical but somehow the YouTube metrics love them.
Millions of people happily watched Bob Ross spend half an hour painting very similar cabins/trees/happy little clouds for years. Watching people draw stuff can be entertaining, especially if it goes from a blank page to a fancy picture or they have a soothing voice.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Foxfire_ posted:

Millions of people happily watched Bob Ross spend half an hour painting very similar cabins/trees/happy little clouds for years. Watching people draw stuff can be entertaining, especially if it goes from a blank page to a fancy picture or they have a soothing voice.

Sometimes I watch youtube videos of people sitting around talking about bad movies. I have to remind myself that these peopel are not my friends and there is not real social relationship.

Its hard sometimes.

But real friends will never ask you for money in order to see photos of their butthole. And here on SA people will show you one very special butt hole.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Whoa now, when I was talking about "kids who grow up on unboxing videos" I meant like, the kids who literally sit and watch 10+ hours of toy unboxing videos a day. Toy unboxing videos are a huge, huge thing with kids. Or at least they were a few years ago. There was a 7 year old that in 2018 had made $22 million by posting videos of him unboxing toys.

I get that there are uses for adult ones like see what comes in the package or whatever but there are kids who just watch toy unboxing. all day long.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I went onto my facebook for the first time in a long long time. I saw some post by an old work colleague from like 20 years ago. I clicked on it. I saw he was a coiner. I unfriended him.

This is the way.

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

Ups_rail posted:

here on SA people will show you one very special butt hole.

Wot no greedo?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Kerbtree posted:

Wot no greedo?

Fine, TWO very special butt holes!

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
NFT s of butt holes. will that be how the goast.se guy makes money?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ups_rail posted:

NFT s of butt holes. will that be how the goast.se guy makes money?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFNSdSe4-8w

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.
I hope that goatse guy goes the way of deep throat and reveals who he was on his deathbed

Instant posthumous Medal of Honor, no greater service has been done in these 50 states (presumably)

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

tehinternet posted:

I hope that goatse guy goes the way of deep throat and reveals who he was on his deathbed

Instant posthumous Medal of Honor, no greater service has been done in these 50 states (presumably)

Goatse guy has been dead for over a decade.

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.

FlapYoJacks posted:

Goatse guy has been dead for over a decade.

NO.

Who was he???

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

tehinternet posted:

NO.

Who was he???

it was me

:rip: in peace

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Foxfire_ posted:

Millions of people happily watched Bob Ross spend half an hour painting very similar cabins/trees/happy little clouds for years. Watching people draw stuff can be entertaining, especially if it goes from a blank page to a fancy picture or they have a soothing voice.

Bob Ross was at least theoretically trying to teach you to paint... I've found Youtube to be less than helpful in that respect. I've been doing some watercolor painting lately and I wanted to get more insight into how people mix their colors, but almost every video I found was focused solely on putting pigment on paper. It's the illusion of learning, without having to worry about the actual mechanics of doing the thing. I used to work with a guy who watched woodworking videos all day on his second monitor, and bought woodworking machines, but never did any woodworking because his hobby was actually watching videos & buying equipment, not woodworking.


tehinternet posted:

I hope that goatse guy goes the way of deep throat and reveals who he was on his deathbed

Instant posthumous Medal of Honor, no greater service has been done in these 50 states (presumably)

Deep Goat

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I thought he was dead. The guys name is Kirk Johnson but the death reports from 9years ago seem to be jokes. I hope he’s alive and well and enjoying life with oversized things shoved up his rear end. :unsmith:

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

A couple years ago I found a profile of his on a porn tube site and he had still been posting videos recently, I don't think he's dead

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I swear vice or one of the other edgy journo sites found him and did an interview with him or someone close to him in the last decade but I could be misremembering

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

That was Gawker, but it was 10 years ago now

https://www.gawker.com/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturb-5899787

They link a few of his profiles but one went inactive 9 years ago and the other is on a defunct site

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Pham Nuwen posted:

bought woodworking machines, but never did any woodworking because his hobby was actually watching videos & buying equipment, not woodworking.


Oh god.

about a decade ago I got involved with someone like that. He did computer effects. I wanted to make a video. So we struck a deal. I would buy the video gear like camera and lens, he d process the video, and when we were done he d keep the gear.

The fucker likes to watch youtube videos about gimbals and magic lantern firmware, He had a huge boner for some scene in children of men, he d post on his social media all day about a "project" involving real actors he knew from his time doing computer effects.

But nothing gets done.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Pham Nuwen posted:

Bob Ross was at least theoretically trying to teach you to paint... I've found Youtube to be less than helpful in that respect. I've been doing some watercolor painting lately and I wanted to get more insight into how people mix their colors, but almost every video I found was focused solely on putting pigment on paper. It's the illusion of learning, without having to worry about the actual mechanics of doing the thing. I used to work with a guy who watched woodworking videos all day on his second monitor, and bought woodworking machines, but never did any woodworking because his hobby was actually watching videos & buying equipment, not woodworking.


Yuuup. A couple months ago I was watching some woodworking videos and one had a pretty clever way to bang together a work bench. We needed a new table so I decided to give it a shot and just actually finish it rather than leaving it bare wood.

All the youtube videos that purported to show exactly how to do this technique were missing multiple key parts, once I started actually doing it. I basically ended up reading a bunch of carpentry stuff on actual webpages and doing some learning by doing loving up and re-doing. In the end I managed to make this:



But gently caress me running, youtube as a place to learn poo poo is dire.

I should have known better, too. I've got a couple other hobbies that have youtube poo poo on them and inevitably I end up spotting huge holes in them. poo poo, I've got one small video that's literally just me showing how to take the cover off a thing. I posted it for a random forum because someone wanted to know. It's gotten thousands of hits (which is massive compared to my usual dozens) and as far as I can tell it's because literally every other video about it skips over how to remove the cover.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I found an NFT in the gutter.



I will transfer full ownership to you for $400 in Amazon gift cards.

I will touch up the original artwork to make a cleaner image, delivered in both PDF and JPEG.

This will be yours. Payment first.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Why is number going up instead of down?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Star Man posted:

Why is number going up instead of down?



elon moving forward with twitter, which he's going to use to shill more bitcoin poo poo, so he pumped it.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Elon just walked into twitter HQ carrying a literal kitchen sink to make a "let this sink in" joke (??) and he is buying twitter to usher in a golden new age of web3 technologies.

Hodl my dongl
Oct 25, 2022

by Pragmatica

Star Man posted:

Why is number going up instead of down?
:thunkin:

It's all just a little bit of history repeating, isn't it?

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Hodl my dongl
Oct 25, 2022

by Pragmatica
This situation will not last. Hashrate must fall or price must rise. I'll let you figure out which is more likely based upon the historical data we have available.

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