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all of the major news outlets collectively deciding they were never going to mention the name Bernie Sanders ever again partway through the 2020 Dem primary, up to and including removing his bar from state polling results and lumping it in with 'Other', even when he was in the lead
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 21:10 |
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https://youtu.be/xeJrc48hHX4
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 21:30 |
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Mister Bates posted:all of the major news outlets collectively deciding they were never going to mention the name Bernie Sanders ever again partway through the 2020 Dem primary, up to and including removing his bar from state polling results and lumping it in with 'Other', even when he was in the lead does anyone have it
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 21:46 |
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while on the subject of Sanders, the following misspellings of his name received multiple write-in votes in Texas in 2020: BENARD SANDERS BERINE SANDERS BERNIE SAUNDERS BARRY SANDERS BERNALD SANDERS BURNIE SANDERS Also multiple write-ins for 'COLON POWELL'
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 22:51 |
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projecthalaxy posted:
and now labeled helmets are celebrated widely in cspam. he was just before his time
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 23:01 |
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The Leck posted:and now labeled helmets are celebrated widely in cspam. he was just before his time
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 23:06 |
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cenotaph posted:Get with the times. god help me I actually laughed at this one something about the implication that the birds are trying to keep up with Heathcliff's hot fashion trends or something I guess? idrk it unexpectedly hit my funny bone tho
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 23:30 |
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We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June, in California.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 23:44 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:god help me I actually laughed at this one the thing with heathcliff is it's really not funny until it is, and then it's hilarious. there are so many random diversions and recurring jokes.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 23:51 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:god help me I actually laughed at this one To me, Heathcliff seems more like a minor deity or that kid that controlled the town in that twilight zone episode. I read it every day and it's running gags are kind of a commentary/meta-joke on the repetitive nature of daily comics that span decades.
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# ? Oct 26, 2022 23:54 |
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Governor Jesse Ventura
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 00:25 |
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noam chomsky dropping the n word
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 02:18 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:noam chomsky dropping the n word https://twitter.com/bitchiwas999/status/1583316143020060674
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 02:18 |
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all-timer
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 03:55 |
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"i put an H on it" kills me every single time
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 03:56 |
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he's right
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 04:16 |
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genericnick posted:We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June, in California. why did it take me this long to realize that Hillary was the woman in the polka dot dress
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 12:12 |
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lol i can't believe i never saw this one before
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 12:53 |
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projecthalaxy posted:
we joke about stacey abrams and for good reason but capturing the man in the back's expression as he realizes what he thought was serious yang thought was a weird publicity stunt really makes for good photography storytelling
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 12:59 |
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old man slurs at cloud
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 16:21 |
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ben shapino posted:he's right
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 16:25 |
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The Chelsea's mom song
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 17:19 |
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sleep with the vicious posted:The Chelsea's mom song oh my god those guys were so loving annoying lol
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:18 |
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sleep with the vicious posted:The Chelsea's mom song I don't think I ever encountered that but I can put 2 and 2 together as to what jt was and I do not like it
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:29 |
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sleep with the vicious posted:The Chelsea's mom song Please don't tell me she's got it going on.
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:36 |
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"Own a yarn shop"
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:40 |
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dont do something you dont enjoy making a lot of money, work retail while losing money!
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:47 |
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Toph Bei Fong posted:"Own a yarn shop" drat, I hate this
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:49 |
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society only works when everyone owns a yarn shop
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:49 |
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Ok first we assume the average worker can produce x yards of cloth per y hours per z yards of yarn
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:52 |
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Office Space already debunked this line of reasoning a couple decades ago: Office Space posted:Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:52 |
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Then for a perfectly spherical coat, how many jackets can the average factory produce seasonally
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:53 |
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It doesn't take much to live comfortably. Here's my bare minimum, three things that are prohibitively expensive for most people and a cat
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 19:27 |
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But my parents-- Forget your parents! Just get a one time investment of 2 million from them!
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 19:40 |
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Toph Bei Fong posted:"Own a yarn shop" Ok but the hospital says if I don't pay my bill they won't treat me. It's 200,000 dollars because I didn't have insurance. (to make it a mere 4k, plus they get to set a lein and take any settlement I make with the company that poisoned me)
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 20:02 |
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Toph Bei Fong posted:"Own a yarn shop" These motivational pictures are always made by people who didn't follow the same advice. Every single person I know who became a musician or went into tv/film with the same thought left broke and disillusioned. It doesn't make work fun, it makes you hate your passion. And what about running a yarn shop appeals to someone who enjoys yarning as a hobby?
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 20:16 |
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Toph Bei Fong posted:"Own a yarn shop" I wish I had rich parents like this lady
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 20:31 |
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Biden being asked at a primary stop how many genders there were and giving the absolutely coaching free answer "at least three"
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 21:32 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Office Space already debunked this line of reasoning a couple decades ago: more janitors should make a million dollars though
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 21:38 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:more janitors should make a million dollars though Oh absolutely. And there are definitely people who, maybe not LOVE, but are content with cleaning for a living and shouldn't be arbitrarily punished for it because it's been deemed a "no skills" job.
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# ? Oct 27, 2022 21:42 |