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Well, let the shitshow begin. Cant wait for him to dissapoint, well, everybody. His fans will hate that he wont do enough, everyone else will hate it as twitter gets increasingly poo poo.
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Oct 26, 2022 20:47
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Oh really? Where's my money Elon?
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Oct 26, 2022 20:48
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mobby_6kl posted:Oh really? Where's my money Elon? Elon is seen walking away with his fingers in his ears going "LA LA LA".
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Oct 26, 2022 20:58
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So does he own twitter now? Is he going to pretend it all went to plan because lord knows he can't lose face at all?
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Oct 26, 2022 21:03
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He’s going to impregnate every female employee
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Oct 26, 2022 21:53
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CharlestonJew posted:He’s going to impregnate every female employee before or after firing them?
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Oct 26, 2022 22:14
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kazil posted:before or after firing them? He's going to impregnate them first and then fire them when they ask for maternity leave.
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Oct 26, 2022 22:16
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Entorwellian posted:He took his kids to see the Pope in that orchestrated twitter post, coinciding with the others posts with Musk talking about how people need to make more white babies. These young boys gotta cover their crotch while near a catholic priest, never know when he will strike.
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Oct 26, 2022 22:29
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Nothing in the news. I think he's pretending to have bought Twitter in the hope of tricking them into dropping the lawsuit.
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Oct 26, 2022 22:35
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The bbc just reported the twitter posts as news. Journalism is dead.
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Oct 26, 2022 22:38
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Maybe he's doing one last pump and dump to show that he didn't tank the share price thus no harm.
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Oct 26, 2022 23:23
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The Lone Badger posted:Nothing in the news. I think he's pretending to have bought Twitter in the hope of tricking them into dropping the lawsuit. It's supposedly going through Friday.
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Oct 26, 2022 23:27
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The Butcher posted:Also I suspect the shed in the back is the sleeping quarters for the "help". If that shed was where the private investigator lived while Higgins took care of the estate while Musk was away, MAYBE I would give him a point for being cool by association. But then he would make Magnum drive a factory reject Tesla instead of a Ferrari.
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Oct 27, 2022 02:32
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Roblo posted:everyone else will hate it as twitter gets increasingly poo poo. how will we know
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Oct 27, 2022 02:39
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Will Elon let Trump back on Twitter just in time to ruin the midterms? For which party you ask? Well...
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Oct 27, 2022 02:55
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goatface posted:"Geeks" are bad. What about dweebs 
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Oct 27, 2022 03:05
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Private Cumshoe posted:What about dweebs Passable, but they are on thin ice.
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Oct 27, 2022 03:13
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Zil posted:Passable, but they are on thin ice. Squares? What about squares????
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Oct 27, 2022 03:37
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I want to poop on him Not in a sexual way Even if it was I wouldn't get paid F U Musky
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Oct 27, 2022 06:36
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Rebel Blob posted:He's been living in this modest $18 million mansion, owned by one of his old Paypal partners. 18 million dollars and not one spent on landscaping. Keep it classy, Elon.
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Oct 27, 2022 06:43
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Private Cumshoe posted:What about dweebs Not geeks. "Geeks". The "I watched a marvel tv show, I'm such a geek!" people. The ones who loving love science. People who think Elon Musk is a genius. Real geeks/nerds/dweebs are mostly fine.
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Oct 27, 2022 09:46
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Cabbages and Kings posted:how will we know Trump gets unbanned? The slight chance of getting posts deleted for bigotry disappears?
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Oct 27, 2022 10:28
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Cabbages and Kings posted:how will we know the guy that tweets about elons flights will get banned
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Oct 27, 2022 11:17
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Will people actually quit Twitter like they say or will their addiction win?
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Oct 27, 2022 12:38
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smackfu posted:Will people actually quit Twitter like they say or will their addiction win? Yeah, I'm pretty sure you know the answer to that. Unless it actually starts to become unusable I doubt many people will actually leave. ...i mean elon might actually be able to gently caress twitter up enough that it does become pretty unusable.
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Oct 27, 2022 13:16
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1585619322239561728
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Oct 27, 2022 14:11
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smackfu posted:Will people actually quit Twitter like they say or will their addiction win? I'm going to casually insult musky within the bounds of the ToS daily until I get banned.
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Oct 27, 2022 14:29
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smackfu posted:Will people actually quit Twitter like they say or will their addiction win? I'm sure it'll be the exact same as when people swore they'd leave the US in 2016 if Trump won. SuddenCactus posted:the guy that tweets about elons flights will get banned Oh for sure that dude's first against the wall
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Oct 27, 2022 14:31
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What's the over/under on Musk having zero self control and unbanning Trump, flooding the entirety of Twitter with sewerage? The worst thing about Trump was that he was freaking everywhere even if you were looking at tweets about chinchillas or knitting. Part of me does feel Musk would do absolutely nothing with Twitter in so much he's the type of person who would buy Twitter in hopes of getting complete control over the platform. He's exactly like the type of loser forum mod who would edit your posts 
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Oct 27, 2022 14:32
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Entorwellian posted:He took his kids to see the Pope in that orchestrated twitter post, coinciding with the others posts with Musk talking about how people need to make more white babies. I can't tell if he's wearing a Victorian style corset, or if he did some bad Photoshop body contouring on his pic after the fact. Also, I shall name the Musk Multiplicity Clones, starting on the left The Pope (not a Musk clone...?) Normal Norman Musk Ben Musk Five That 70s Musk Walter "The Wad" Musk
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Oct 27, 2022 14:43
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jeffreyw posted:What's the over/under on Musk having zero self control and unbanning Trump, flooding the entirety of Twitter with sewerage? The worst thing about Trump was that he was freaking everywhere even if you were looking at tweets about chinchillas or knitting. 0.5 unbans probably
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Oct 27, 2022 14:51
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Lol $47 billion to gain access to his ex’s DMs.
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Oct 27, 2022 14:57
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rest in piss Twitter you really sucked rear end
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Oct 27, 2022 15:08
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But now what will I read exclusively via something awful forum post embeds 
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Oct 27, 2022 15:10
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im working in internet marketing since 2007 and i don't know of anyone, anywhere, ever, that has ever spent dime one on twitter advertising so im not sure who muskie is writing that to
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Oct 27, 2022 16:16
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This is the same person who thinks enough people will pay for a Twitter subscription to double revenue in like 2 years
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Oct 27, 2022 16:28
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https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1585350115736571904?s=20&t=8ek3UEZwkZ6qDZmuzDcw8A Occupy Democrats wants you to know that everyone is talking about this new social media platform that just happens to be run by Occupy Democrats
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Oct 27, 2022 16:36
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Lol he gonna get sued day 1 for calling himself chief twit
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Oct 27, 2022 16:36
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I’m back in the it’s not happening camp. I think he’s floundering because he can’t get all the money. Really it’s a vote for more drama because I think Musk owning Twitter will end up pretty boring and uneventful.
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Oct 27, 2022 17:07
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So has anyone at Twitter confirmed anything? Without a press statement from their C suite or legal team, this all reads as 100% bullshit
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