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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Should be targeting an edge rusher over a receiver, chiefs don’t have a true WR1 but Toney isn’t gonna be that anyways lol

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Moore seems fine, it's just rookie receivers outside of some crazy outliers the last few years typically needed years to adjust to the NFL, it shouldn't be shocking that a rookie WR still kinda sucks

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

If the Ravens lose to this extremely broken Bucs team I will become fully Kawalified

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

AndrewP posted:

If the Ravens lose to this extremely broken Bucs team I will become fully Kawalified

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




A 3rd for Toney is infinitely too much

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/Justin_14P/status/1585680377871355905

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
Just collecting the leagues most inconsistent receivers as if they were Pokémon, assuming the reason why they were not stars is because they were not part of your organization.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Hey we cut Josh Gordon like a season ago

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Shinji2015 posted:

lol

Matt Ryan will never escape the combination of 28 and 3. He's going to die on March 28th, somehow, man is cursed

We'll have ended up with a new calendar scheme for years that will inexplicably put his death in the year 283 as well.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/SA2_K/status/1585700065154256896?t=gq249LLNn1HDv1pAjasq3A&s=19

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

sportsgenius86 posted:

They must hate Skyy Moore.
I think it's a more long term than short term move. He will replace Mecole Hardman on sweeps and what not in 2023.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012


Zero Grit: the story of the Los Angeles Chargers

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.


Lol

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Forrest on Fire posted:

Zero Grit: the story of the Los Angeles Chargers

I will admit that is an unfortunate branding for a football player but probably good for soap

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Maybe that’s why the lions stink

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Chargers are hoping to have their line of Charger Emergency Tourniquet in stores by Christmas.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Please stop making fun of my soap

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Toney walking into the Chiefs lockeroom:

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

why would Toney be faking an injury on a 5-1 team

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

AndrewP posted:

why would Toney be faking an injury on a 5-1 team

Dude used the Giants to bankroll his music career and did everything to not play.

Maybe he'll have some motivation on the Chiefs but he flat out said he wasn't actually hurt in that since deleted tweet.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Curious if Thomas could fetch a similar package as Toney. Probably not due to his cost.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1585714092073009154?s=20&t=m2dDECO9yEM5RUzd9BpWBA

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

wandler20 posted:

Curious if Thomas could fetch a similar package as Toney. Probably not due to his cost.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1585714092073009154?s=20&t=m2dDECO9yEM5RUzd9BpWBA

I can’t decide if I believe that Thomas is really injured or if he’s just done with the team and the clown QB carousel.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



wandler20 posted:

Curious if Thomas could fetch a similar package as Toney. Probably not due to his cost.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1585714092073009154?s=20&t=m2dDECO9yEM5RUzd9BpWBA

The Saints would have to create over $20m in more cap space to move Thomas.

His Cap hits are amazing

2022 - $1m base, $12m prorated signing bonus, $13m cap hit
2023 - $16m base, $12m prorated SB, $1m other stuff, $28m cap hit
2024 - $19m base, $8m prorated SB, $1m other stuff, $28m cap hit
2025 - Void year, $3m prorated SB
2026 - Void year, $3m prorated SB

So if they move him this week $38m dead cap ($26m in prorated SB's moving to this year's cap)
Next year, they can move him and have only a $25m dead cap hit vs $28m to keep him :v:

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

The future of the Saints is so bleak.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
but the cap...

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Diva Cupcake posted:

The future of the Saints is so bleak.

Yea, but that’s mostly because their coach is Dennis Allen and their QB is Andy Dalton. They could have 200 million dollars next year and it wouldn’t matter.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Diva Cupcake posted:

The future of the Saints is so bleak.

But hey, they potentially have a franchise LT (who has yet to play a snap) for the low, low price of their 2023 1st and 2024 2nd.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



2023 cap hits over $10m

$28m Michael Thomas
$26m Cameron Jordan
$22m Marshon Lattimore
$21m Ryan Ramczyk
$18m Andrus Peat
$16m Alvin Kamara
$16m Jameis Winston
$14m Taysom Hill
$13m Eric McCoy
$13m Demario Davis
$10m David Onyemata (Void year)
$5m in dead cap already.

$202m of a probably $215m ish cap next year.

The only one of them they can move and save even $4m on is Winston

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Kalli posted:

2023 cap hits over $10m

$28m Michael Thomas
$26m Cameron Jordan
$22m Marshon Lattimore
$21m Ryan Ramczyk
$18m Andrus Peat
$16m Alvin Kamara
$16m Jameis Winston
$14m Taysom Hill
$13m Eric McCoy
$13m Demario Davis
$10m David Onyemata (Void year)
$5m in dead cap already.

$202m of a probably $215m ish cap next year.

The only one of them they can move and save even $4m on is Winston

OTC just did a big write up on it. It's not great. https://overthecap.com/looking-ahead-to-the-saints-2023-salary-cap

Cutting Will Lutz will save them $3.7m!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm sure somewhere Sean Payton and Drew Brees are having a good laugh.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I'm sure somewhere Sean Payton and Drew Brees are having a good laugh.

As long as Hill gets payed, Payton is happy

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Kalli posted:

2023 cap hits over $10m

$28m Michael Thomas
$26m Cameron Jordan
$22m Marshon Lattimore
$21m Ryan Ramczyk
$18m Andrus Peat
$16m Alvin Kamara
$16m Jameis Winston
$14m Taysom Hill
$13m Eric McCoy
$13m Demario Davis
$10m David Onyemata (Void year)
$5m in dead cap already.

$202m of a probably $215m ish cap next year.

The only one of them they can move and save even $4m on is Winston

14 mil for Taysom Hill


Lol

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

14 mil for Taysom Hill


Lol

He is honest to god the best offensive player on the team this year.

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

Kadarius toney is insanely talented and could be such a good NFL player if he wasn't a mixture of soft and disinterested in actually playing football. Glad he's not my team's problem anymore and a third is a very good return for him considering he literally cannot step on the field.

He'll probably randomly appear in a chiefs game in 3 weeks and put up 150 yards and a couple tds and make everyone question if he's the next big thing before being put on IR with Havana syndrome

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1585722752689790976?t=yLpq8lI4Ilc8BbMcq90cfA&s=19

ok

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



So who's trading for Brandin Cooks?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Toney is here to return punts and undergo a Rocky IV training montage in an Olathe, KS field during a snowstorm.




edit: Also the Giants' OC is Mike Kafka, former Chiefs coach.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Oct 27, 2022

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Kalli posted:

So who's trading for Brandin Cooks?

The best wr to be traded a bunch.

We need him to get traded at least half a dozen times.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

oof

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1585732073486163969?s=20&t=xW7APimL6kjWhFJY7buvIQ

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