Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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lol
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:10 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:51 |
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Indeed lmao
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:13 |
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What kind of fucker at that level hasn't got savings to last 6+ months?
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:20 |
goatface posted:What kind of fucker at that level hasn't got savings to last 6+ months? The ones with expensive lifestyles to match their income
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:21 |
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Deserve what they get. gently caress em.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:24 |
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goatface posted:What kind of fucker at that level hasn't got savings to last 6+ months? Raul ligma Daniel Johnson
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:25 |
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Main Paineframe posted:I don't think that Raul Ligma and Daniel Johnson are getting severance, no. lmao the guy literally says he has to go home to his husband and wife. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1586104694421659648 just like what sa went thru
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:25 |
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remember Rahul Ligma
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:27 |
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goatface posted:What kind of fucker at that level hasn't got savings to last 6+ months? Ironically, the kind that think buying a Tesla is a good idea.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:28 |
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How the gently caress do you report on the internet and not know Ligma?
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:31 |
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big nipples big life posted:Ligma? LIGMA BALLS
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:32 |
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big nipples big life posted:How the gently caress do you report on the internet and not know Ligma? Seriously its like falling for updog
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:33 |
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Revins posted:Seriously its like falling for updog What’s updog?
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:45 |
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Well if those guys weren't working for Twitter before I'm guessing Elon will be offering them positions on the comedy committee.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:46 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:What’s updog? Guys we found a journalist.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:48 |
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ilmucche posted:These are arbitrary "you're gone" firings with no cause so they're getting big severance at least, right? So what country are you from?
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:49 |
ilmucche posted:These are arbitrary "you're gone" firings with no cause so they're getting big severance at least, right? Yes, they are getting a great big severance from all of their income
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:53 |
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California is an at-will state, which means that an employer can fire you for any reason at any time, with or without cause. This means that if your boss doesn't like your personality, if you run out of work, if they think you're lazy, or if they just don't need you anymore, they can fire you at any time. Workers rights? That's Communism!
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:54 |
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Main Paineframe posted:the reporters on the "wander around outside the Twitter HQ and talk to anyone who walks by" beat have yet to admit that they got owned, but have been unable to confirm that they did not get owned Im not owned, im not owned I shout as I shrink and transform into the Daily Mail
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:56 |
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Wasn’t Elon a big Babylon Bee fan?
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:57 |
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Yes. He is a big fan of their unique take on comedy.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 22:58 |
If by unique you mean they only had the one joke
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 23:00 |
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Yes, unique.
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# ? Oct 28, 2022 23:10 |
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big nipples big life posted:Guys we found a journalist. At least someone has the courage to ask the big questions
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 00:14 |
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To me it feels like Elon is going to backpaddle on some of the things he said he would do now that it's hit him how much of his own money he has to use to pay for this. Either that or Putin is instructing him on what to do to keep Twitter from crashing and burning because Putin doesn't want to lose a valuable tool for escalating societal unrest.
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 00:16 |
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Donkey posted:(e.g. I/P conflict could be easily solved if they all had mandatory Taco Tuesdays together!). You need to come up with a much more idiotic, tech-centric, and egotistical idea to represent Elon's particular style. gently caress, we should try the taco tuesdays thing, it might even work.
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 00:45 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:To me it feels like Elon is going to backpaddle on some of the things he said he would do now that it's hit him how much of his own money he has to use to pay for this. this one is pretty lazy but it still looks like a stoner/doom metal album cover starring you, plus Yabadoth needed a break from the yabbadabbadoo Yaldabaoth after Lobster
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:05 |
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Time_pants posted:So what country are you from? I live in one that's it's own kind of hellworld
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:10 |
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https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1586127052767318016?s=20&t=bu66D-Uu2YYHcyNlOCkNrg
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:22 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1586127052767318016?s=20&t=bu66D-Uu2YYHcyNlOCkNrg No one thought Elon had a single clue about what he was doing but this really drives it home.
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:27 |
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goddamn, i would love it if some high level executive at work demanded that i review 50 pages of code i've written with them. it would be fascinating to see how someone so out of their element would pretend to be intelligent.
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:28 |
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Bad Purchase posted:goddamn, i would love it if some high level executive at work demanded that i review 50 pages of code i've written with them. it would be fascinating to see how someone so out of their element would pretend to be intelligent. I wish my boss handed me a suitcase full of $100 dollar bills, told me to get the gently caress out and had security escort me out while he thought he was owning me the entire time. That would be the greatest day of my life.
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:43 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1586127052767318016?s=20&t=bu66D-Uu2YYHcyNlOCkNrg lol @ the loving bazinga in the replies who thinks elon will just be looking over the censorship engine.
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:44 |
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Elon knows Jack poo poo about code yet he'll still find a way to act like he could've done it better
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:46 |
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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7159620947018812715
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:49 |
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50 pages of hand-rolled assembly code to optimise some backend function.
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:49 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1586127052767318016?s=20&t=bu66D-Uu2YYHcyNlOCkNrg Making your employees waste their time and become resentful to stoke his ego? I was wrong, this guy is tech executive material after all!
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:51 |
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what he's asking for, even ignoring the printer part of it, is absurd and shows how little he understands about actual professional software development. most of the work on a mature product like twitter is likely small patches, bugfixes, etc., not whole new standalone units of code that it would even make sense to assemble into a monolithic report. like, if someone asked me to print out the last however many lines of code i wrote, my first question would be how many lines of context do you want in the diffs? or should i just grab whole files and highlight the lines i changed? i don't know what twitter's process is like, but most likely the diffs in the average pull request would be nearly meaningless and unreviewable without all of the other existing code in view as well, not to mention interface definitions and other documentation to reference to ensure what's implemented does what's intended. very, very little of actual software work is like those online coding challenges, where you have a neat and tidy algorithm in a vacuum to talk about.
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 01:57 |
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Bad Purchase posted:what he's asking for, even ignoring the printer part of it, is absurd and shows how little he understands about actual professional software development. most of the work on a mature product like twitter is likely small patches, bugfixes, etc., not whole new standalone units of code that it would even make sense to assemble into a monolithic report. Elon Musk doesn't understand a single word of what you just said, but he does understand the n-word evidently
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 02:01 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:51 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1586127052767318016?s=20&t=bu66D-Uu2YYHcyNlOCkNrg incredible it sounds like fun to me actually, oh to be an engineer that hates him and isn't afraid to burn that poo poo-rear end bridge. you'd get a chance to clown that man to his face
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# ? Oct 29, 2022 02:08 |