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A MIRACLE: Sep 17, 2007; All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Yeah the episode where they buy it it�s a manual too.

Anti lock brakes! That�s why the brakes didn�t lock!

# ? Oct 27, 2022 03:32

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# ? May 24, 2024 13:34

Activia: Apr 13, 2022; Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth

A MIRACLE posted:

Anti lock brakes! That�s why the brakes didn�t lock!

I always say this when mine kick in

# ? Oct 27, 2022 04:19

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

hank painted the truck white because he's a good husband

# ? Oct 27, 2022 09:11

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Code Jockey posted:

hank painted the truck white because he's a good husband

and a pimp

# ? Oct 27, 2022 18:30

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

CommonShore posted:

The ideal King of the Hill movie would turn away from larger-than-life situations and just be 108 minutes of Hank hosting a neighbourhood bbq with everyone coming and going in real time.

It would be like the Charlie Work episode of It's Always Sunny, except chill instead of frantic. It would be fantastic.

# ? Oct 27, 2022 19:18

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pixaal posted:

and a pimp

sweet lady propane

# ? Oct 27, 2022 19:38

TheWorldsaStage: Sep 10, 2020

For the past hour I've been misremembering Snoop's pimps name as Pepper Jack, and no, that was the pimp in Sunny.

So yeah I'm down for a Charlie Work esque koth movie.

# ? Oct 27, 2022 19:57

Lowen SoDium: Jun 5, 2003; Highen Fiber; Clapping Larry

pixaal posted:

and a pimp

The Mac Daddy of Heimlich County.

# ? Oct 28, 2022 00:10

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

TheWorldsaStage posted:

For the past hour I've been misremembering Snoop's pimps name as Pepper Jack, and no, that was the pimp in Sunny.

So yeah I'm down for a Charlie Work esque koth movie.

Uh, yeah it was Alabaster

# ? Oct 28, 2022 00:12

Kevin DuBrow: Apr 21, 2012; The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Having him play a white man named Alabaster Jones was an inspired choice. I don't know if there's any other role he's played that he's as funny in.

# ? Oct 28, 2022 03:38

Prof. Banks: Apr 22, 2015; Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!

The post credits line of Hank yelling "Alabaster!" absolutely killed me the first time I watched that episode. It still does, but it also did then.

# ? Oct 28, 2022 06:30

Gomez Chamberlain: Mar 22, 2005; ^{Subakh ul kuhar!}

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I would like to see Khan as Hank�s boss.

This happened, albeit briefly. Khan buys the car wash, Strickland has a midlife crisis and partners with him, forcing Hank to work the car wash under Khan's purview. It was kinda hosed up.

# ? Oct 28, 2022 06:56

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

The music score at the end of the Larsen Pork Products episode has me thinking they were going for an Alfred Hitchcock vibe with the episode. Peggy being the one sane person in the episode is Cary Grant-esque.

# ? Oct 28, 2022 14:01

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:

This happened, albeit briefly. Khan buys the car wash, Strickland has a midlife crisis and partners with him, forcing Hank to work the car wash under Khan's purview. It was kinda hosed up.

I like how Kahn�s copycat of Dr. Money is called Dr. Quarters

# ? Oct 28, 2022 14:04

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

Don�t freak the monkey

# ? Oct 28, 2022 14:06

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Prof. Banks posted:

The post credits line of Hank yelling "Alabaster!" absolutely killed me the first time I watched that episode. It still does, but it also did then.

I got gout

# ? Oct 28, 2022 14:29

A MIRACLE: Sep 17, 2007; All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Love hurts�

# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:11

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

broke: goth girls
woke: koth girls

# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:17

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Robo Reagan posted:

broke: goth girls
woke: koth girls

# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:20

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Robo Reagan posted:

broke: goth girls
woke: koth girls

Thread title

# ? Oct 28, 2022 15:34

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Robo Reagan posted:

broke: goth girls
woke: koth girls

I can't disagree.

# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:16

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Robo Reagan posted:

broke: goth girls
woke: koth girls

# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:23

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

Iron Crowned posted:

A proper King of the Hill movie would be a slobs vs snobs plot were Strickland Propane is about to be bought out by Thatherton Fuels

Code Jockey posted:

Word gets around Ted Wassanasong is going to buy Thatherton Fuels as his "Exciting first step into the world of Texas Energy!"

Khan assumes a c-suite role is assured due to his rear end kissing. CTO of the propane retail chain

These points along with Buck's death and Hank fully taking over Strickland at the end would be the way to go

# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:28

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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Hank leads Strickland Propane to record profits when he cuts out the 50% going to gambling, drugs, and strippers

# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:34

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

GolfHole posted:

I got gout

That whole episode is full of gems, like Bobby's deli-holic face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzIRMsXTnIQ

# ? Oct 28, 2022 16:37

Lowen SoDium: Jun 5, 2003; Highen Fiber; Clapping Larry

Robo Reagan posted:

broke: goth girls
woke: koth girls

# ? Oct 28, 2022 20:32

Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

# ? Oct 28, 2022 20:53

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

# ? Oct 28, 2022 21:30

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Fishstick posted:

That whole episode is full of gems, like Bobby's deli-holic face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzIRMsXTnIQ

"How do you get gout anyways?"

Bobby, with a mouth full of liver, "Nobody knows..."

# ? Oct 28, 2022 21:36

King Carnivore: Dec 17, 2007; Graveyard Disciple

The king of diseases and the disease of kings

# ? Oct 28, 2022 21:47

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UogkCxWJWw

This seems like a good day to mention Mike Judge's great show Tales From The Tour Bus. The Jerry Lee Lewis ep is wild.

Actually they're all wild.

# ? Oct 29, 2022 02:08

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

What if there was a goth girl with intense knowledge of King of the Hill??

# ? Oct 29, 2022 03:06

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Sorry, she'll only gently caress you if JAG is a rerun

# ? Oct 29, 2022 03:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

What if there was a goth girl with intense knowledge of King of the Hill??

Pretend i posted that picture of the guy getting hit by a frisbee or joseph oggling luanne

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Oct 29, 2022

# ? Oct 29, 2022 03:45

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Robo Reagan posted:

broke: goth girls
woke: koth girls

# ? Oct 29, 2022 04:06

TheWorldsaStage: Sep 10, 2020

Did koth have a goth girl? I don't think think they did, huh

# ? Oct 29, 2022 04:19

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

TheWorldsaStage posted:

Did koth have a goth girl? I don't think think they did, huh

Some say goth Luanne is still out there, just over the next ridge

# ? Oct 29, 2022 05:02

Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

What if there was a goth girl with intense knowledge of King of the Hill??

what if she was a wampa who made you a soup that fatigued you? would you eat the hoth koth goth sloth broth?

# ? Oct 29, 2022 05:35

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

TheWorldsaStage posted:

Did koth have a goth girl? I don't think think they did, huh

There was a minor character in one episode, the organic gardening episode. According to the Koth wiki her name is Maria.

# ? Oct 29, 2022 05:39

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BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Another Bill posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UogkCxWJWw

This seems like a good day to mention Mike Judge's great show Tales From The Tour Bus. The Jerry Lee Lewis ep is wild.

Actually they're all wild.

Never heard of these or seen them before so thanks for posting the link.

I'm a huge Prince fan and really enjoyed the one with Morris Day and the Time

# ? Oct 29, 2022 12:18

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