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Oct 29, 2022 11:44
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don’t know if that’s a joke and I’m afraid to find out
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Oct 29, 2022 11:47
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Satire went out of business
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Oct 29, 2022 11:48
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TACD posted:don’t know if that’s a joke and I’m afraid to find out 
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Oct 29, 2022 12:16
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TACD posted:don’t know if that’s a joke and I’m afraid to find out The hammer attack is definitely real. The radicalization on Facebook is probably real. I mean, who isn’t? San Francisco Zuckerberg General Hospital is definitely real, and it’s the one that Mr. Pelosi was taken to. It’s not the closest to his house, but it may have been the best prepared for his surgery.
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Oct 29, 2022 13:01
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Platystemon posted:San Francisco Zuckerberg General Hospital is definitely real 
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Oct 29, 2022 13:12
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imagine being half conscious in an ambulance and hearing they're taking you to zuckerberg
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Oct 29, 2022 13:17
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Platystemon posted:The radicalization on Facebook is probably real. I mean, who isn’t?  https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/28/politics/pelosi-attack-suspect-conspiracy-theories-invs/index.html https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-10-28/pelosi-attack-suspect-david-depape-shared-conspiracy-theories The usual reactionary Qanon stuff is all there, but he's also a film critic quote:“The critics are f— commie gate keepers,” reads a post written two days before the attack on Pelosi. In it, he writes he “enjoyed” the superhero movie. “Fantastic performance by Mr. ‘The Rock’ he carried the movie.” 
strange feelings re Daisy has issued a correction as of 13:28 on Oct 29, 2022 |
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Oct 29, 2022 13:24
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quote:DePape was mentioned in a 2013 San Francisco Chronicle article and was described as a “father figure” to Gypsy Taub, a nudist who lived in a three-bedroom Victorian apartment in Berkeley with her then-fiance and her three children. DePape, who was “a hemp jewelry maker,” was the best man in Taub’s wedding.
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Oct 29, 2022 13:51
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This is she-who-is-goated's husband right?
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Oct 29, 2022 18:05
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Rhesus Pieces posted:https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1586031651863547904?s=61&t=1dU9363uEQvVd8Mjpxzc0g yes but at least we have this https://twitter.com/UnderwaterBepis/status/1584003630792728576
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Oct 29, 2022 19:55
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thicc
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Oct 29, 2022 20:19
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If someone jerks to completion are those truly failures
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Oct 29, 2022 20:20
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Platystemon posted:The hammer attack is definitely real. I give Zuckerberg hospital props, because they didn't used to take any insurance, so would treat everyone who got taken their equally in loving them over with massive emergency room bills, regardless of whether they had no insurance or techbro insurance: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/7/18137967/er-bills-zuckerberg-san-francisco-general-hospital They've probably stopped doing it now based on the backlash.
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Oct 29, 2022 20:26
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:(That recipe thing is why most recipe sites online have big blogs nobody reads about how their grandma used to serve this dish. The blog post is actually a copyrightable work although the recipe on its own is not.) There is also Search Engine Optimization value in just blathering on and on. Research shows you're more likely to rank if you put more words on the page. (It is a deeply stupid system when you get down to it, and the incentives in Google's algorithms have greatly contributed to the decreasing quality of Google search.)
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Oct 29, 2022 20:30
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:imagine being half conscious in an ambulance and hearing they're taking you to zuckerberg I'd just ask them to let me out.
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Oct 29, 2022 20:40
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https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1586287585093378048
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Oct 29, 2022 23:10
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Oh it's real his review of black adam is actually mostly a rant about the last jedi
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Oct 29, 2022 23:20
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https://twitter.com/quantian1/status/1586419517764562944#m
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Oct 29, 2022 23:38
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Its crime right. Its gotta be crime
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Oct 29, 2022 23:39
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babypolis posted:yes but at least we have this Initially sexy but actually dissonantly sexless. A good metaphor for the current moment
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Oct 29, 2022 23:39
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Its crime right. Its gotta be crime Oh so it's a crime now to buy gold bricks and leave them out in public parks and call it r&d now?!
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Oct 29, 2022 23:58
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Its crime right. Its gotta be crime Actually it's a tax write-off.
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Oct 30, 2022 02:13
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Warmachine posted:Actually it's a tax write-off. yeah but with that magnitude of money being shoveled down a hole it's basically guaranteed there's some enron flavors of creative accounting shenanigans happening somewhere to help the money magically vanish in ways that someone finds beneficial
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Oct 30, 2022 02:37
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Warmachine posted:Actually it's a tax write-off. $25 billion a year is a quarter of their entire yearly profits. its absolute madness, but also turns out hilariously terrible results. so who is to say if it's good or not
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Oct 30, 2022 03:14
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Its crime right. Its gotta be crime
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Oct 30, 2022 10:07
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TACD posted:You'd think for that kind of money the crime would be better. For $250b I'd expect new laws declaring that voting will now take place exclusively in the metaverse and a government assistance program to help everyone in the US purchase a headset. that kind of money is like 3x the amount it would cost to buy every single person in the US an Oculus VR headset
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Oct 30, 2022 10:15
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all of that money has been used in trying to make zuccs avatar non-repulsive to humans they keep having to pay off the relatives of the poor bastards who are chosen as focus group subjects
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Oct 30, 2022 10:58
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TACD posted:You'd think for that kind of money the crime would be better. For $250b I'd expect new laws declaring that voting will now take place exclusively in the metaverse and a government assistance program to help everyone in the US purchase a headset. Yea or like, legs at least.
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Oct 30, 2022 11:09
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another failed Goon project 
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Oct 30, 2022 14:05
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Not sure about Nintendo, but those others are software only companies. Remember that Facebook has their VR headset thing so they have a lot more expenses for hardware development than just software dev salaries.
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Oct 30, 2022 17:35
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ymgve posted:Not sure about Nintendo, but those others are software only companies. Remember that Facebook has their VR headset thing so they have a lot more expenses for hardware development than just software dev salaries.
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Oct 30, 2022 17:47
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Sega does what nintendont
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Oct 30, 2022 17:58
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ymgve posted:Not sure about Nintendo, but those others are software only companies. Remember that Facebook has their VR headset thing so they have a lot more expenses for hardware development than just software dev salaries. Shalebridge Cradle posted:that kind of money is like 3x the amount it would cost to buy every single person in the US an Oculus VR headset
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Oct 30, 2022 18:02
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:that kind of money is like 3x the amount it would cost to buy every single person in the US an Oculus VR headset Yes, but have you accounted for the amount of grift that needs to be paid as part of the program? Gotta embezzle those founds somehow.
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Oct 30, 2022 18:05
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the thing is that while it would be really dumb to just give everyone a free oculus, it would actually make more sense as a business plan than whatever the gently caress they’re actually doing, and if Zuck really believed the Metaverse were the future, it would be a financially sound move
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Oct 30, 2022 19:46
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Universal Basic Treats
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Oct 30, 2022 20:54
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Zuck: "we know how to make legs now. er, actually scratch that." meanwhile https://twitter.com/Benaclejames/status/1586453891498926080?s=20&t=4ggSpt1RAHEmJRsSsOn8eQ
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Oct 30, 2022 22:56
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ymgve posted:Not sure about Nintendo, but those others are software only companies. Remember that Facebook has their VR headset thing so they have a lot more expenses for hardware development than just software dev salaries.
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Oct 30, 2022 23:29
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uber_stoat posted:Zuck: "we know how to make legs now. er, actually scratch that." you're in VR chat, can't you just display text? 
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