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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Is it John. Lots of people are named John

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KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
There really are too many johns. What's up with that?

Really makes u think

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

KingSlime posted:

There really are too many johns.

This is only really a problem for your mother.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Agents are GO! posted:

This is only really a problem for your mother.

how do I make that air horn sound?
Pretend I did that

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/uRSjiv5.mp4

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

how long did it take you to make that?

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Wow! That's pretty rad

Not a bad day in the life of a forums poster If I say so myself

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

The image manipulating people here on sa really enhance the browsing experience.

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

Fart of Presto posted:

Yeah sorry about the selfie tweet.

Here is one that fits the thread a bit better. Apologies for posting yet another tweet

https://twitter.com/hardestrides/status/1585770826737274880?t=c0vSr71IgHl0JSB92fw1Kw&s=19

I see a lot of these videos, and they really grind my gears. "Oh, this guy on the road is doing something stupid, bound to result in an accident? Better drive reaaaal close to make sure we get it on camera. What could possibly go wrong?"

And then a single car accident becomes a multi-car accident. Best case, we get some schadenfreude, but I'm sure this kind of behavior has led to tons of serious accidents. The stupidity is just mind-boggling.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

How rude of them not to slow down and get a better angle

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Right? But their whole thing was calling their recording studio their "base," and they were the best musicians there, so they were the aces of that base.

My second favorite "this is why we have a dumb band name" story is when Garbage were asked about their origin. "Well, we called up the band name hotline, which is how every band gets assigned their name. They were short handed that week, and all they had was 'Garbage' and 'Hootie and the Blowfish.' I'm not sure we made the right choice."

The real story is that they kept asking a friend of Steve Marker's what he thought, and he kept saying "Garbage". Less interesting, still kinda funny.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Is it John. Lots of people are named John

true but i am not one of them

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

true but i am not one of them

No poo poo! Are you Bob or Rich?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

No poo poo! Are you Bob or Rich?

It’s Your Heart, they’re very clear about this

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
"Customer states that vehicle sounds like Rick Flair"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJICdspqHfc&t=133s

That's a bonus, not a fault. :colbert:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Thaddius the Large posted:

It’s Your Heart, they’re very clear about this

You are defiantly a Dick

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

A lot of it is energy, too, which Chris Pontius has in buckets, along with charisma enough to spare to get people to look at his dick [...] No one on IJ has Pontius energy. No one.
Bad news about the rumors re: Joe's simultaneous divorce and quitting

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
Italian man challenged to talk without hands

https://i.imgur.com/kwA0VzJ.mp4

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Paper Tiger posted:

It looks like he exits the camera app before touching what he thinks is the 'take picture' button

Hah, I got stuck on the wording, trying to figure if the named person was someone I should know and if the guy on the clip was just someone who looks like them.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

(WHY was he randomly at the farmer's market???)

Mascots gotta eat too

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

SuddenCactus posted:

Mascots gotta eat too

Which is why he was stalking HelloIAmYourHeart to the farmers market as his next prey.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/0Xszm59.mp4

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Brother Tadger posted:

How rude of them not to slow down and get a better angle

We have multiple angles
https://twitter.com/matt_sk8er_/status/1585872136966660097

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

boomshakalaka

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


Bodnoirbabe posted:

criminals can be super and can be tricked into hanging around.

Or convinced to come back at a later time, when it's more convenient for you to have cops waiting
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45958404

quote:

A gang of robbers walk into a shop. The owner asks them to come back later when he has more money, and when they do...

It feels like the makings of a joke, but for a Belgian e-cigarette shop owner this was a frightening reality.

Six people entered Didier's shop in the suburbs of Charleroi in daylight with the intent to rob him.

The salesman told the group to return at the end of the day, when he could give them more money. In the end though, he got them arrested instead.

"It's like it was a comedy," he told the BBC over the phone. "They're being called the worst robbers in Belgium."

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Oh dear god. :iceburn:

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


:eyepop: :ck5:

Amazing.

What's that music from?

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/bodybagnall/status/1585934157154115584?s=46&t=1d4bQelnMnwDP2Np2SyTHw

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


Eat the rich's takeout.

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

He ate the food before it could act on its irritation.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

i work for doordash and plan on doing this the day i quit

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Agents are GO! posted:

What's that music from?

I nipped into the orchestra room and recorded it for this

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/npWPxAk.mp4

If your car is stuck on something slick, don't just floor it!!!

I hope Deliveroo is a food delivery company in Australia otherwise why do they have that name.

Admiral Joeslop fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Oct 29, 2022

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
That's just what Aussies call delivery

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's just disappointing, the only Australian delivery service I'll accept would have to get giant spiders making the deliveries and they must be equipped with cork hats!

Sharks are permitted for sea deliveries.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

By popular demand posted:

That's just disappointing, the only Australian delivery service I'll accept would have to get giant spiders making the deliveries and they must be equipped with cork hats!

Sharks are permitted for sea deliveries.

You'd want to use Spideroo then.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
That's a funny name. I'd have called them Oobė-iits

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Soul Dentist posted:

That's just what Aussies call delivery

I would have guessed "delivery-ey"

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Hi delivereedoodlee neighbruce!

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Brother Tadger posted:

How rude of them not to slow down and get a better angle

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