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Yaldabaoth posted:
She's cheating on Rubber Johnny
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completely fine for all the standing wipers 
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Oct 31, 2022 03:43
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just spool the paper out and tie it on the the big poo bracer before you get down to business. re tie after every wipe so you dont lose the line, easy.
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Oct 31, 2022 03:47
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does someone have the ms paint pic of the guy running toilet paper up behind his back? just do that
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AlphaKeny1 posted:does someone have the ms paint pic of the guy running toilet paper up behind his back? just do that 
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does anyone have the animated version?
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Oct 31, 2022 08:03
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Still remains champion after all these years
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found it!
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The only cursed part is 'this is not a party'
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Oct 31, 2022 14:19
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How many more days before he starts morphing into a chicken?
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Oct 31, 2022 14:25
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LOL. I use to work with this guy for a few years in field archaeology who would eat a full rotisserie chicken for lunch anytime we worked close enough to a grocery store that sold them. Many of my other co-workers were quite disgusted when he would eat them by hand. He didn't wash his hands before nor after eating them. On work days he didn't have access to chickens he would eat/drink two cans of cold condensed Campbell's Chicken Soup straight from the can - no additional water added. This is the same guy now.  Yes, that's wing sauce. His car was packed with a hundred plus empty Dr. Pepper bottles.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:03
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Are there places in America that have better rotisserie chickens than Costco? We have Swiss Chalet up here and Costco is much better, and cheaper. I always say, Costco has better chicken than Swiss Chalet and better ice cream than Dairy Queen
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Oct 31, 2022 15:08
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A cursed username/post combo. The guy you know is you, isn’t it?
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Oct 31, 2022 15:09
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King Carnivore posted:A cursed username/post combo. The guy you know is you, isn’t it? 100% no question.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:15
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drat, did not expect a goon to have a personal connection to such a strange curse.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:19
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God, this brought back an old memory. One of my first jobs was at a supermarket. On my induction day, there were 3 of us, I went into Fruit and Veg, one guy went somewhere else, but the third guy went on the deli counter, which was just next to the FRV area, so I thought, you know, we'd be friends because I could talk to him if there was any downtime. (I mean there never really was, to be fair, but you know.) On his first day, he just stayed at the back, not going out to talk to customers, cooking a rotisserie chicken, and then eating it. Like the idea of me eating a 'grape' was drilled into me as a sackable offense, but there he was, shirking work to just cook and eat a whole chicken. And another. And another, constantly, from 9am to 7:30pm, with a break for lunch. (?!) He did this every day. The other guy on the deli counter complained, and they gave him a stern talking to and what have you, and he just went back and cooked and ate chickens. Wouldn't talk to anyone or anything, it was SO loving WEIRD. Eventually, he got fired, but gently caress me. It was weeks. Weeks of this dude just essentially stealing chickens from Waitrose all day long. What the actual gently caress was the deal there, because... like... WHAT?
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Oct 31, 2022 15:28
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If you're good at something never do it for free
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Oct 31, 2022 15:31
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!Klams posted:God, this brought back an old memory. He was a higher-up’s kid/nephew/whatever
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Oct 31, 2022 15:33
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:He was a higher-up’s kid/nephew/whatever Yeah, I mean, he had to have been, but that was never even rumored because the guy was just such an oddball. The idea of anyone 'knowing' him felt unlikely. He seemed ok if a little quiet during the orientation. I dunno it was like as if he'd lost his entire race in the great chicken war, and this was the only solace he could bear. But like it was a solemn duty, rather than a joy.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:36
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I worked with a guy that would bring a package of ground beef in for lunch on pay days. He would eat the package of raw ground beef with his fingers as if it were the most normal thing in the world. Newfies are weird sometimes.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:49
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Sometimes?
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McGavin posted:Sometimes? I'm being nice, I'm sure there are some normal ones out there.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:53
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Tarkus posted:I worked with a guy that would bring a package of ground beef in for lunch on pay days. He would eat the package of raw ground beef with his fingers as if it were the most normal thing in the world. Newfies are weird sometimes. Eww no just no. Chicken guy is cool though, it's important to know what you want out of life and dare to go for it.
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King Carnivore posted:A cursed username/post combo. The guy you know is you, isn’t it? Nah, I have sex, wife and kids. Hair too. This guy would eat 40 hot wings in one sitting. Apparently, he was "normal" and did well (Eagle Scout, Judo black belt, excellent student) until he had a really bad car accident that required the Jaws of Life and a Life Flight. His whole personality changed and he became a total slob. This was an old co-worker in archaeology. It's field in which there's oodles of odd characters. I'm pretty benign compared to many of them. I never got a nickname like Joe Boy, Birdman, Wolf Boy, etc.
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Tarkus posted:I worked with a guy that would bring a package of ground beef in for lunch on pay days. He would eat the package of raw ground beef with his fingers as if it were the most normal thing in the world. Newfies are weird sometimes. My good friend and roomate from a few years back, he wouldn't destroy a whole package like that, but he really liked snacking from fresh packets of ground beef. Like whenever I'd bring some home he'd ask if he could have some and chow down on like a 1/4lb of it, unseasoned straight from the package. This dude was awesome, and he wasn't like a big goony dude, he was in great shape, just had some foibles. He also used to open beer bottles like this, which is cursed as hell. 
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By popular demand posted:Eww no just no. Get yourself a partner that looks at you the same way that guy looks at chicken
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Oct 31, 2022 17:21
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I'm assuming he was eventually more parasite than man
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I'm so glad to hear about those multiple rotisserie chickens per day type people, so I know there are people worse than me. I feel like they'd have to send away to NASA like Moe joked to Barney about to calculate how much chicken I've eaten.
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Liquid Chicken posted:Nah, I have sex, wife and kids. Hair too. This guy would eat 40 hot wings in one sitting. Apparently, he was "normal" and did well (Eagle Scout, Judo black belt, excellent student) until he had a really bad car accident that required the Jaws of Life and a Life Flight. His whole personality changed and he became a total slob. This was an old co-worker in archaeology. It's field in which there's oodles of odd characters. I'm pretty benign compared to many of them. I never got a nickname like Joe Boy, Birdman, Wolf Boy, etc. drat, we got a sexhaver here
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Yeah, "thinks for himself"....
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this is hilarious. one of my kids’ friends have maga parents and it’s pretty funny to hear a 7 year old complain about gas prices. by funny i mean pathetic. framing your brainwashed child as a free thinker while spoon feeding them right wing poo poo is definitely on brand.
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Faustian Bargain posted:this is hilarious. one of my kids’ friends have maga parents and it’s pretty funny to hear a 7 year old complain about gas prices. Their definition of Free Thinker is someone who's free to think and say all the horribly regressive stuff they believe without "liberals" punishing them for it because what they believe is "Just the honest truth of how the world really works". Content: 
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Did his right leg just exploded?
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A package of frozen mice for pet snakes 
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Oct 31, 2022 18:38
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axolotl farmer posted:A package of frozen mice for pet snakes 78% humidity - what a bargain!
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Got that bacne going.
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Zopotantor posted:Klaatu barada *cough* Necktie, nectar, nickel, noodle... 
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