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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





It's finally here, happy National Candy Corn everyone, and I hope your celebrations are both fun and delicious!

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

RFC2324 posted:

I don't see anything wrong with this, looks like a normal pitcher of kool aid

How many toes have you lost to diabetes?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1586878115657154564

I forgot about this one. Also about the ginseng craze, which I assume was around the same time? I know there was a period where my buddy was making inexplicably large bucks by going out in the woods and digging up bags' worth of ginseng roots to sell locally, but it feels like it was a relatively short-lived bubble.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Ginger ale: lmao ok grampa

Ginseng ale: 3xtr3m3 3n3rgy!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


This X-TREEM thing seems to have missed the mark by a full decade.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1586878115657154564

I forgot about this one. Also about the ginseng craze, which I assume was around the same time? I know there was a period where my buddy was making inexplicably large bucks by going out in the woods and digging up bags' worth of ginseng roots to sell locally, but it feels like it was a relatively short-lived bubble.

My experience with ginseng was that it works, but also I was in high school and full of energy, so when the multivitamin I was taking added it, I had way too much energy, couldn't sleep, and a totally unstoppable boner. It wasn't fun.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Unstoppable boners are wasted on the young.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Youth is the ability to get an unstoppable boner but wisdom is the realization your boner needs stopped. Makes u think.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

zedprime posted:

Youth is the ability to get an unstoppable boner but wisdom is the realization your boner needs stopped. Makes u think.

Whoa

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And old age is realising that your boner really should have been stopping inside more people.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Anti food-porn: 5 mg of Cialis just to feel 18 again

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cialis maxes out your anxiety and lower your attention span?
hosed if true.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


SlothfulCobra posted:

My experience with ginseng was that it works, but also I was in high school and full of energy, so when the multivitamin I was taking added it, I had way too much energy, couldn't sleep, and a totally unstoppable boner. It wasn't fun.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/hundreds-of-dietary-supplements-are-tainted-with-prescription-drugs/
That wasn't ginseng.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Noise festival after party hotdogs.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Remember boys, one day this is what your dilz would look like.
:okboomer:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SlothfulCobra posted:

My experience with ginseng was that it works, but also I was in high school and full of energy, so when the multivitamin I was taking added it, I had way too much energy, couldn't sleep, and a totally unstoppable boner. It wasn't fun.

Anti-food porn thread: I had a totally unstoppable boner

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

SlothfulCobra posted:

My experience with ginseng was that it works, but also I was in high school and full of energy, so when the multivitamin I was taking added it, I had way too much energy, couldn't sleep, and a totally unstoppable boner. It wasn't fun.

I think that’s just being a teenaged boy?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Have you been a teenaged boy? It seems like the entire world is set on stopping your boner.:mood:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Whooping Crabs posted:

Anti-food porn thread: I had a totally unstoppable boner

Oh, from 7/11 right?

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Whooping Crabs posted:

Anti-food porn thread: I had a totally unstoppable boner
The classic paradox of immovable object vs. unstoppable boner.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't you call your mother an immovable object!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

By popular demand posted:

Have you been a teenaged boy? It seems like the entire world is set on stopping your boner.:mood:

Would have been nice if it had succeeded once in a goddamn while, christ

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

By popular demand posted:

Don't you call your mother an immovable object!

Yeah, I definitely made her move

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
went to an awesome dim sum place this weekend and I did not get this:


e, also the chinese grocery store had durian but we didn't get any:

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I would have.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LifeSunDeath posted:

e, also the chinese grocery store had durian but we didn't get any:


drat, you could've had so much extra health stacked up

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene posted:

drat, you could've had so much extra health stacked up

oh I know, ugh, sad the best health point meals tastes so funky.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Yeah, my local hmart always has durian and mangosteens, and its so tempting to invest in the mangosteens

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i present for your consideration the humble rambutan, or as i have always called it, the pubic fruit.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

uber_stoat posted:

i present for your consideration the humble rambutan, or as i have always called it, the pubic fruit.


nice, looks tasty

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1581797139964993538

RuBisCO
May 1, 2009

This is definitely not a lie



On the topic of tropical fruits:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Wait, that stayed around into the 90's, all these years I thought they only existed for a couple short years.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm sorry for your lack of more stuffed tubes of meat, I feel your potential loss.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Ok, that's some real anti food porn there. I don't remember them at all, my brain has blessedly written over any information related to seeing those diarrhea dogs.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


"What if Combos were made out of hot dogs instead of dog food?"

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

By popular demand posted:

Don't you call your mother an immovable object!
:negative:

Easily David Bowie's worst album

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/KevLAbeast/status/1587089899441856512?s=20&t=dhKTEVGMXaDeY9XrMszadg

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh dear, someone is definitely going to kill themselves recreating this.

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
I'm the half hearted yea before he puked

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