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SirPablo posted:And any parent that doesn't have these is just making life hard for themselves. oh yeah we've got these stashed everywhere in any car or bag we have access to.
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feeling very lucky that i seem to have escaped horrifying episodes of barfing. well, our second kid is arriving soon so maybe she'll puke everywhere all the time.
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can we get a kids halloween costume roundup My daughter will be dressed up as a chef (or muffin man depending on whim) after backing out of a previous chicken costume commitment on account of the costume itself being completely horrifying to her for some reason
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loquacius posted:can we get a kids halloween costume roundup princes peach. I’m bowser and spouse is Mario.
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older son is Link in a moblin mask younger son is a mole grandma made both costumes. the moblin mask looks like Kilton himself made it. it's super impressive.
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I'm a farmer and the kids are all farm animals. My 6yo is a horse but everyone guesses that she's a giraffe and that makes her mad so now she's aggressively neighing at everybody.
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we got my kid a daniel tiger costume and a fireman costume and let him pick -- he wanted nothing to do with daniel tiger and went apeshit over the fireman thing, especially the hat. i hope he is having fun at daycare today, they're going to do a costume parade.
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Oct 31, 2022 17:12
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daughter was dressed as a jack o lantern, but she is 3 months old and has no choice
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Oct 31, 2022 17:50
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My son wanted to be a pirate and he's been having Spotify play sea shanties for weeks now and I hope I never hear the Wellerman song again so long as I live. My daughter wanted to be Queen Elsa and she keeps reassuring us that she doesn't want to hurt us with her ice powers. The baby is a pumpkin because it was on clearance at H&M 
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My kiddo wanted to be a zombie, then a cute zombie, then a "ghoul", then vampire, then nothing spooky. She decided to be a unicorn. She put on her costume and asked if she was scary, we told her no since she didn't want to be which made her grin and say, "what if I growl" then growled. Lol
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park ranger and firefighter.
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cheetah and dragon son insisted on wearing the same dragon costume from last year. luckily we bought it big
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We somehow struggled to find a basic rear end zombie costume, but my 6 year old quickly changed his mind to Captain Underpants once we stumbled across that.
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unlimited shrimp posted:My son wanted to be a pirate and he's been having Spotify play sea shanties for weeks now and I hope I never hear the Wellerman song again so long as I live. does he love Jake and the neverland pirates? each ep ends with some pirate band playing music.
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My four-year-old is hostile to the concept of gender and age categories. She uses she/her for everyone, and there are three categories of people: kids, persons, and guys. Yesterday she asked her dad "is Mama a person?" I overheard and told her "I'm a person! I have rights!" She thought for a moment and asked me "are you a union worker?" We've been doing a lot of strike support this summer. Clearly it's made an impact.
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Son went as Bowzer, daughter went as Nezuko.
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sonatinas posted:princes peach. I’m bowser and spouse is Mario. This you? https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/1587155605025964039
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The face on that dog tells a story. The same story mitt already told
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ikanreed posted:The face on that dog tells a story. The same story mitt already told From the trump thread... Robot roll call posted:remember when mario strapped yoshi to the top of his kart for a cross-country trip This made me laugh way too hard
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Sandtrout Catsuit posted:My four-year-old is hostile to the concept of gender and age categories. She uses she/her for everyone, and there are three categories of people: kids, persons, and guys. Congratulations on raising the most C-SPAM child theoretically possible
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my kid doesn’t like daisy lol
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last night my son crawled across my lap and kneed me directly in the dick and balls ,and then later opened a door very forcefully such that the corner slammed into my toe and i bled everywhere. toddlers, man.
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lobster shirt posted:last night my son crawled across my lap and kneed me directly in the dick and balls ,and then later opened a door very forcefully such that the corner slammed into my toe and i bled everywhere. toddlers, man. my kid has had a game called "fight time" since he could barely talk where he just wants us to beat the poo poo out of me I think I showed him pro-wrestling once when he was a toddler, and I'm the only one in his life he can jump on and not really hurt. Vishass has issued a correction as of 16:49 on Nov 1, 2022 |
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Vishass posted:"fight time" lol
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sonatinas posted:does he love Jake and the neverland pirates? each ep ends with some pirate band playing music. He hasn't seen it but I'm sure he'll love it... 
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if any canadians need children's advil / tylenol mailed to them, PM me (there is a catastrophic shortage of these for Dumb Reasons, apparantly)
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Vishass posted:my kid has had a game called "fight time" since he could barely talk where he just wants us to beat the poo poo out of me Is his name Tyler? Or alternatively, start working on his charisma so he becomes the next The Rock and buys you and your spouse a mansion with Hollywood dollars. Seems like all the worrying about the upcoming birth is starting to take a toll on me. My wife has noticed I've lost some weight, and today at a doctor appointment I got weighted and have lost 2 kg compared to six months ago. So now I'm doing the sensible thing and eating an emergency pizza.
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what are you feeding your kids that requires you to keep vomit bags on hand
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:what are you feeding your kids that requires you to keep vomit bags on hand our 1.5 year old routinely vomits on the way to daycare because the end of the trip is a set of hairpin curves that occur at a steep downward grade which just does objectively awful things to the human vestibular system  during the winter we drive 90 mins a day on steep incline ice and snow to get her there and we're basically grateful we got the slot, the more local option isn't a thing for 1-2 years at least.
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my kid literally only eats four distinct foods so his vomit is a very consistent paste. and yeah he gets super car sick every time we go anywhere.
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:my kid literally only eats four distinct foods so his vomit is a very consistent paste. I think I spotted the underlying cause of his poor digestive health.
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oh cool so you're an allergist too? how about you gently caress off and shut the gently caress up, rear end in a top hat?
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Yikes.
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my kid took my phone for that last post actually
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I'm sorry that was rude of me, but come on, you gotta know it's not good to have that narrow a diet.
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yeah for sure. we introduce foods one at a time when we can but for the last two years or so the idea of going to the ER hasn't really appealed at all.
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it is a constant struggle to get my daughter to eat anything, even food she was vocally excited for five minutes ago
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I kind of envy my daughter's ability to be contented with plain noodles or steamed broccoli. Our dinners are like a grand tour of the globe every week and, while I'm happy we're exposing the kids to more variety and novelty than we had growing up, I'm also worried we're promoting an unhealthy view of food as more about novelty or pleasure and less about nutrition and sustenance. Some nights we do the chicken strip or frozen pizza thing, but there'll be weeks where it's like a curry on Monday, stir fry on Tuesday, fajitas on Wednesday, oh there's cabbage left over so let's do okonomiyaki on Thursday, rarebit Friday, and hey it's the weekend we finally have time enough to do the stew/paprikash/etouffee/etc. ... My mother-in-law is frightened of black pepper & most of what I ate growing up came out of a box but we may have over-corrected.
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toddlers are really weird about food it's ok they're learning how to process taste and don't even taste food the same way adults do
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