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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Imagine if there was really a big retro forum resurgence and Something Awful finally overtook Gaia Online and that bodybuilding forum to be the largest internet forum

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

deep dish peat moss posted:

Imagine if there was really a big retro forum resurgence and Something Awful finally overtook Gaia Online and that bodybuilding forum to be the largest internet forum

i believe we’re already the largest by gross tonnage

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Pontificating rear end posted:

Can we add a feature to the forums where the grenade next to your name can be changed to a blue checkmark for $20? This is a market just waiting to be tapped.


pontificating rear end: certified pontificating rear end

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You all have no idea how important blue checks are to people. They view it as a status symbol, a life accomplishment and as a fundamental part of who they are as a person. And I bet a large percentage of them will happily pay to keep it.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

The Voice of Labor posted:

pontificating rear end: certified pontificating rear end

yeah, I'd go for a cartoon butt with a little hat on it for sure

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

The Voice of Labor posted:

pontificating rear end: certified pontificating rear end

the name is for a reason!!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

If you think they're gonna sell blue checkmarka for $20 Lol

It's gonna be more and more progressively. It will be dependent on company,, person,, status ETC. you are GM and want a checkmark? $100,000 a month.

You are Ariana grande? $20,000 a month.

You are Joe blow op tryna cop an iPad air? $20 a month.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

If you think they're gonna sell blue checkmarka for $20 Lol

It's gonna be more and more progressively. It will be dependent on company,, person,, status ETC. you are GM and want a checkmark? $100,000 a month.

You are Ariana grande? $20,000 a month.

You are Joe blow op tryna cop an iPad air? $20 a month.

*Elon Musk busts into the thread*

You're hired!

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Bad Purchase posted:

i believe we’re already the largest by gross tonnage

My tonnage isn’t gross, FOH

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Sophy Wackles posted:

You all have no idea how important blue checks are to people. They view it as a status symbol, a life accomplishment and as a fundamental part of who they are as a person. And I bet a large percentage of them will happily pay to keep it.

Twitter needed a new way to plaster "IDIOT MARK" on accounts now that NFT profile pictures are out of fashion*



*lost all their worth in the crypto crash so even the dumbest of asses don't use em anymore :lmao:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

KitConstantine posted:

Twitter needed a new way to plaster "IDIOT MARK" on accounts now that NFT profile pictures are out of fashion*



*lost all their worth in the crypto crash so even the dumbest of asses don't use em anymore :lmao:


It's going to be that black mirror episode with the dude getting ensored and just being seen as a giant red blob. You'll be able to hock swears and slurrs at those people with no reprieve.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
This was the year I finally decided to finally figure out twitter, because I just don't get it. Do I just comment on random people's posts? Do I insult celebrities or do I argue with the people commenting on their posts??

Now I'll never be twitter famous.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

The Fattest PI posted:

This was the year I finally decided to finally figure out twitter, because I just don't get it. Do I just comment on random people's posts? Do I insult celebrities or do I argue with the people commenting on their posts??

Now I'll never be twitter famous.

Twitter is a world of cliques, and you would comment on high-profile peoples' posts with jokes, ideally, until you pick up some of their followers.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Pontificating rear end posted:

Twitter is a world of cliques, and you would comment on high-profile peoples' posts with jokes, ideally, until you pick up some of their followers.

Why the gently caress would I want followers? I crossed "cult leader" off my possible career options list years ago.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

The Fattest PI posted:

This was the year I finally decided to finally figure out twitter, because I just don't get it. Do I just comment on random people's posts? Do I insult celebrities or do I argue with the people commenting on their posts??

Now I'll never be twitter famous.

Imagine a monkey flinging its own poo at the other monkeys, forever. Now imagine that monkey can use a smartphone. Now be the monkey.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
twitter as an actual social network is not very good. there's no real community organization there or good ways to find people with similar interests, you either already have friends on there or you're just screaming into the void. it's a great platform for announcements if you already have followers, or sharing art you've made for a fandom or whatever, but absolutely terrible for back and forth conversation. the notion that it's a town square and people are having meaningful discussions is absurd.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

the quality of poster is going way down

Me whenever I read your posts

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im unbookmarking this thread

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

we got like 1 refugee and a bunch of people saying they were going to keep posting because their friends were there

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

e: wow this got posted in the wrong thread!

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
i am gonna miss getting immediate news but also maybe i won't miss that at all

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lazy_Liberal posted:

i am gonna miss getting immediate news but also maybe i won't miss that at all

This.. the hot takes were mostly fake though so.. I guess I don't miss it

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Me whenever I read your posts

it's really sad that my posts bring the overall quality up actually. and i feel that may be on the moderation of this website tbh.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Having the talent pay 20 a month is an interesting gamble. If they had any real class solidarity LMAO. I bet they are so addicted to the retweets, adoration, and attention they pay up.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Lazy_Liberal posted:

i am gonna miss getting immediate news but also maybe i won't miss that at all

That's kind of where I'm at. It was nice to be able to see things as they were happening but I also realized that I don't actually need it. That realization sort of sets you free...and then you get :smith: when you think about the hold it had on you

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





People quitting twitter and realizing how terrible social media is. Turns out Elon is actually a humanitarian doing good in this world.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
i feel lucky that twitter and facebook and everything else never really got their hooks into me. they could all disappear tomorrow and i wouldn't notice. then i remember that it's only because my addiction is decades old forums.

Macatt
May 3, 2005

Bad Purchase posted:

twitter as an actual social network is not very good. there's no real community organization there or good ways to find people with similar interests, you either already have friends on there or you're just screaming into the void. it's a great platform for announcements if you already have followers, or sharing art you've made for a fandom or whatever, but absolutely terrible for back and forth conversation. the notion that it's a town square and people are having meaningful discussions is absurd.

Twitter is fundamentally a collection of blogs, and blogging has always been the polar opposite of community and group discussion as found on traditional forums, chatrooms, etc. Discussion on any single topic is by design splintered among an untold number of threads, each of which existing only on someone's individual profile page, never in a communal forum or group environment. It's an insular way to post content.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Why the gently caress would I want followers? I crossed "cult leader" off my possible career options list years ago.

Come on are you really less likable than a guy like Donald Trump? Don't sell yourself short, you've just got to put in the work to make your cult leader dreams a reality

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Elon switching the blue check mark with hello.jpg unless you pay him $20 a month is a good business move imo.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

funeral home DJ posted:

Elon switching the blue check mark with hello.jpg unless you pay him $20 a month is a good business move imo.

i did something like this once

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
what twitter really needs to turn itself around is megathreads

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT
Twitter is where all the porn artists went after Tumblr murdered itself.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Bad Purchase posted:

what twitter really needs to turn itself around is megathreads

you should be able to sticky a tweet, so it shows up on top of everyone's tweets

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sophy Wackles posted:

People quitting twitter and realizing how terrible social media is. Turns out Elon is actually a humanitarian doing good in this world.

For real, this is the only 'social media' site online that I like.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
More like ANTI-social media if you ask me! Haha gottem

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Me whenever I read your posts

LOL! sick burn, gbs moderator

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Drone_Fragger posted:

Jeffrey of yospos is actually Elon musk and this was his plan to reinvigorate SA all along

:mods:

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Bad Purchase posted:

i believe we’re already the largest by gross tonnage

with the competition being gaia online and a bodybuilding forum I'm not so sure

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Bad Purchase posted:

what twitter really needs to turn itself around is megathreads

I like the cut of your jib.

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