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Bless you, don't get a cold!
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Nov 1, 2022 07:09
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What an amazing guy! No doubt that he wants to improve everything!
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Nov 1, 2022 07:24
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Nelson Mandela would've instinctively tried to strangle Elon if they had ever met.
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Nov 1, 2022 07:33
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ben shapino posted:mods are asleep and i will post big elon I am so very awake, actually.
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Nov 1, 2022 07:35
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Nov 1, 2022 08:23
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By any chance, have you been bitten by elon musk in the past month and is it a full moon currently in your area?
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Nov 1, 2022 08:47
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I'm honestly pretty convinced that this was, at the very least, the start of all this. If not the actual reason https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1587207376876306433?s=20&t=CFQcYXlWrcGLKoJ0XuZYVQ
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Nov 1, 2022 08:57
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Happy Landfill posted:I'm honestly pretty convinced that this was, at the very least, the start of all this. If not the actual reason god drat lol    edit: someone link these to him and see if he bans you then take photos and ill make a new account and accuse him of violating free peach lol Wendigee fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Nov 1, 2022 |
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Nov 1, 2022 09:03
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Nov 1, 2022 09:18
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Furious that Elon Musk kinda looks like Mad Mikkelsen
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Nov 1, 2022 09:20
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Strategic Tea posted:
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Nov 1, 2022 09:26
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https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1587188619000922112 There is no way anyone could have foreseen this happening
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Nov 1, 2022 09:53
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Pls send $20 in iTunes gift cards to maintain your verified status.
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Nov 1, 2022 11:22
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Wendigee posted:god drat lol 2. I’m sure this will turn out great for everyone, much like Trump’s decision to run for president after Obama dunked on him that one time.
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Nov 1, 2022 12:09
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Unperson_47 posted:Furious that Elon Musk kinda looks like Mad Mikkelsen
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Nov 1, 2022 12:09
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Nice Guy Patron posted:Pls send $20 in iTunes gift cards to maintain your verified status.
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Nov 1, 2022 12:20
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SuddenCactus posted:https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1587188619000922112 lmao half of congress will fall for this
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Nov 1, 2022 12:22
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Zugzwang posted:1. lol Unlike Trump, Elon is only wrecking a lovely website that deserves to die instead of a whole country and the rest of the world by extension.
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Nov 1, 2022 13:14
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Yaldabaoth posted:Unlike Trump, Elon is only wrecking a lovely website that deserves to die instead of a whole country and the rest of the world by extension. The whole country got wrecked because of a lovely website once already
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Nov 1, 2022 13:18
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Nov 1, 2022 13:52
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Wistful of Dollars posted:https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1586930040301830145?s=46&t=c1pm_kg1jsCeFLVBIhopbA "Interesting" = "Now I know what percentage of twitter users won't support me unconditionally, begin the purge"
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Nov 1, 2022 14:34
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Lol Musk is now personally begging celebs to purchase his sub system to fights bots and trolls?
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The overwhelming negative response to paid verification may be starting to sink in just a little bit https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587312517679878144?s=20&t=zPZJYgOjwOxo632i2YHIAg He then follows up that it isn't about money actually it's about those darn bots https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587314744754683905?s=20&t=zPZJYgOjwOxo632i2YHIAg
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Nov 1, 2022 14:46
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koshmar posted:He then follows up that it isn't about money actually it's about those darn bots Which is loving hilarious because everybody knows bots can't pay, right? ....oh wait.... Musk has absolutely no clue what to do now that he's got this in his grasp.
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Nov 1, 2022 14:48
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It’s really funny in that Musk is going to face consequences for the first time in his life, because he finally hosed around with other rich people
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Nov 1, 2022 14:49
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koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587314744754683905?s=20&t=zPZJYgOjwOxo632i2YHIAg Basically Elon Hubbard is trying to kill two birds with one stone, eliminate bots and bring in revenue. He must think this is the most brilliant idea he ever came up with.
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Nov 1, 2022 14:50
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Nov 1, 2022 14:51
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But the verified accounts aren't the bots? The verified accounts pay for the bots to like and retweet their poo poo.
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Nov 1, 2022 14:51
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Yaldabaoth posted:Basically Elon Hubbard is trying to kill two birds with one stone, eliminate bots and bring in revenue. He must think this is the most brilliant idea he ever came up with. The best part is he's already eliminating anyone who could critique his decisions, which is a sure sign that its gonna crash and burn and it'll be specifically his fault. mobby_6kl posted:But the verified accounts aren't the bots? The verified accounts pay for the bots to like and retweet their poo poo. Exactly. And he should know because most of his posts get boosted by Elonstan bots. He doesn't have a clue what the problem is but he thinks he can solve it.
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Nov 1, 2022 14:52
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mobby_6kl posted:But the verified accounts aren't the bots? The verified accounts pay for the bots to like and retweet their poo poo. Also as presented being verified isn’t necessary. Being verified is just a “cool” bonus
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Nov 1, 2022 14:53
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He was literally making the $8 tweet from Heidi Klum's Halloween party with is shirt untucked. It's all him right now flailing.
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Nov 1, 2022 14:55
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We've come from "make sure no one knows who u are on the web" to "pay to make sure everyone knows who u are"
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Nov 1, 2022 14:57
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CharlestheHammer posted:Lol Musk is now personally begging celebs to purchase his sub system to fights bots and trolls? I've had a theory for a while that Elon might have been a goon at some point. He's the right age and reflects all the goonish stereotypes. Okay, goons think every nerd favored celebrity is one of them, but I really got goon vibes off of him. This post made me realize he's trying to implement a SA style payment filter to deal with the riff raff.
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Nov 1, 2022 14:58
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Nov 1, 2022 14:59
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As far as I can see it's pay $20 to make sure everyone knows you paid $20 to the biggest twat in the world. What else does it get you?
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Random Stranger posted:I've had a theory for a while that Elon might have been a goon at some point. He's the right age and reflects all the goonish stereotypes. Okay, goons think every nerd favored celebrity is one of them, but I really got goon vibes off of him. He absolutely has to have been, at least briefly. I assume he got banned for something really dumb too like asking for warez in GBS.
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