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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

FullLeatherJacket posted:

like what the gently caress even is the handball rule

Not that, that's for sure.

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sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

FullLeatherJacket posted:

the end of the atletico madrid game was even better

https://streamja.com/62LR5

game's gone and also then come back

Hahaha holy poo poo

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


FullLeatherJacket posted:

the end of the atletico madrid game was even better

https://streamja.com/62LR5

game's gone and also then come back

hahaha if this was scripted it would be considered the stupidest poo poo ever

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

FullLeatherJacket posted:

the end of the atletico madrid game was even better

https://streamja.com/62LR5

game's gone and also then come back

Lol

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

FullLeatherJacket posted:

the end of the atletico madrid game was even better

https://streamja.com/62LR5

game's gone and also then come back

i love the "what's he gonna do? is it done or not? what are you doing?" confusion from the commentator

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006



goodness gracious me

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

TheRat posted:



goodness gracious me

that 2009 team was pretty good

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

TheRat posted:

Not that, that's for sure.

Commentator afterwards explaining it said that FIFA (only FIFA?) rules are that the distance or speed from a deflection isn't considered at all so as soon as your hands are away from your body you're taking the risk of getting called for handball regardless of how little chance you have to move your hand out of the way, which is funny cause it's still called something like "deliberate handling offense"
e: also I don't think "natural position" is a thing anymore? I have no idea

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Wazzerphuk posted:

After slightly more investigation, yes. It appears that Barcelona will have to find around twenty million more euros to make up this deficit.

oh no.jpeg

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

sourdough posted:

Commentator afterwards explaining it said that FIFA (only FIFA?) rules are that the distance or speed from a deflection isn't considered at all so as soon as your hands are away from your body you're taking the risk of getting called for handball regardless of how little chance you have to move your hand out of the way, which is funny cause it's still called something like "deliberate handling offense"
e: also I don't think "natural position" is a thing anymore? I have no idea

Doesn't it hit his shoulder though, or am I blind?

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

TheRat posted:

Doesn't it hit his shoulder though, or am I blind?

Hits the player's wrist who is in front of him first, then into the other guy's shoulder. It was like headed deflection -> wrist -> shoulder.

From above, https://streamja.com/62LR5, and for some reason they only show it once after lingering on the shoulder hit for a long time lol

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Ah, I didn't see it hit the wrist. Thought it went straight for the shoulder.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Has anyone come up with the best way of describing VAR draining the life force out of you like at the end of the spurs game last night? I don't think I ever get that sensation anywhere else in life. It's very specific.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

I'm not sure why people are popping off about that one to be honest. Kane was absolutely offside.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

TheRat posted:

I'm not sure why people are popping off about that one to be honest. Kane was absolutely offside.

I know he was, I was more thinking out loud. It's a very specific thing.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
You are right that VAR is killing football though. Having said that, last night was peak comedy.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://twitter.com/benspurs21/status/1585432806603325441?s=20&t=jAVQC6kZgfkEqAU5qKaUEA

Var is good

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Var can continue for another week and we'll come back to it. Also lmao

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
VAR when opposing player is offside: correct decision, VAR is fine i guess

VAR when your player is offside: Killing the game, where's the emotion??

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

the end of the atletico madrid game was even better

https://streamja.com/62LR5

game's gone and also then come back

I'm the Leverkusen defender screaming in Carrasco's face after the ball goes out

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Laughed out loud at Kernkraft 400 getting cut off after the first 3 bars thanks to offside.

e: some vintage Arsenal defending there
e2: two becomes nil for the VARsenal

qirex fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Oct 27, 2022

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012
lol thank you var

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Saved by VAR but that was some real throwback to the 2010s Arsenal defending there

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Oh my god Arsenal :laffo: :lol:

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Honestly Arsenal have been due a loss after our recent performances. Just hoping we can get through the next few prem fixtures and get some points because we're tired and our squad depth is poor.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
Scamsdale

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Akbar posted:

Scamsdale

He's been pretty bang average recently. Think the lack of Leno as competition has made him complacent.

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Just Chamber posted:

He's been pretty bang average recently.

Always has been

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012
lmao ronaldo's shot, he's so past it

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

sourdough posted:

lmao ronaldo's shot, he's so past it

Completely washed up, op

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

i'm glad rashford got to score. he seems like a nice young man.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




V. Illych L. posted:

i'm glad rashford got to score. he seems like a nice young man.

Absolutely cracking header as well

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Very impressed with the amount of power he got on it tbh

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/Dan_KP/status/1587403428191502341

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Oh no. In South America, they'll call in a bomb threat/rig the fire alarms all night.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Good.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




hard to argue with this

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




lol Atletico are dogshit

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
they sure are

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

lol Atletico are dogshit

remembering that penalty and lolling again

leverkusen were already out but will probably get third now because of it, and yet there is no word in the german language for "pure bants"

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