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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



AxGrap posted:

They're gonna re-9/11 it

still kind of reeling from whichever newscast used this phrase for calling the police in the last day or so

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1587564274548965379

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Red Baron posted:

in the arms of the angles now

lol thinking about when a bunch of chuds died horrible, avoidable deaths chocking on their own fluids while conscious and restrained, their screams for death muffled by tubes

while their relatives claimed they were peacefully escorted by blonde angels to that Applebees in the Sky

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental




don’t tease me bro

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


CaptainBeefart posted:

Did Trump go out like Stan Chera?

He went out very badly, I am told.

eternalvictory
Jul 13, 2020

"I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs."

Lpzie 2 posted:

gonehome j.elly tomby

Okay yeah this is definitely Lzpie ❤️

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004
He'll never die.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
The Fentones would be a decent surf band name

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


ignoring the url of this image to say he'll yeah he's dead lmfao rip bitch

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Is trump back in twitter yet? I want to tweet this at him


Durf
Aug 16, 2017




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrP6U6JjAUg

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

anyway every time I see "Elon Musk: I'll put a man on Mars in 10 years" it makes me think of these ads I've seen in old newspapers and phone books as a result of my local-history hobby




Is Earl Scheib before your time, or not something you remember locally? I sure don't remember it costing so little as 2995 but it's always been something that ends in 995.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Demon Of The Fall posted:

boil your bags kids

Cornhole is for lames and children. The superior sport is bocce ball or horseshoes

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

can't believe the president was captured and killed in a tunnel by a hero dog who got a medal of honor

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Durf, you deserve a pun

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1587103374226456581

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

triple sulk posted:

Philadelphia is the greatest city in the United States of America

https://twitter.com/MattGelb/status/1587535864661524487

How is Matt going to post this without posting the URL.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Justin Tyme posted:

one of the top weird trump things is using adjectives as nouns when it comes to "things to be strong/weak on"

one of my favorite earlier examples was when someone had obviously been telling him to pursue herd immunity for covid and so he was going around saying :yooge: WE'RE LOOKING AT DOING HERD... LOOKING VERY STRONGLY AT HERD

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


dodging the laser beams like neo

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


I refuse to believe it

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

hell of a way to go

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

titty_baby_ posted:

I refuse to believe it

polls arent real

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Durf posted:

lol thinking about when a bunch of chuds died horrible, avoidable deaths chocking on their own fluids while conscious and restrained, their screams for death muffled by tubes

while their relatives claimed they were peacefully escorted by blonde angels to that Applebees in the Sky

thinkin bout ol tazed ballman rn lmao

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Red Baron posted:

thinkin bout ol tazed ballman rn lmao

The funniest part of that story was snopes calling it fake because they asked his wife.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Red Baron posted:

thinkin bout ol tazed ballman rn lmao

Lmao do you think he was like... Should I carry my tazer in my pocket... What if it goes off and tazes my balls... nahhh it's probably fine

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this is the plot of Borgen

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1587572430041927682

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



petit choux posted:

Is Earl Scheib before your time, or not something you remember locally? I sure don't remember it costing so little as 2995 but it's always been something that ends in 995.

I vaguely remember seeing Earl Scheib car painting places around in the '90s but I don't remember the ads

I remember the signs that looked like this




and there would frequently be one of these signs somewhere near it

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


na

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

i wonder who they'll side with

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




ben shapino posted:

Lmao do you think he was like... Should I carry my tazer in my pocket... What if it goes off and tazes my balls... nahhh it's probably fine

his last words were nnnnNNNNNNGGGGHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH MY BALLS!!!!!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Florida's voter disenfranchisement and ballot stuffing will overcome this

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

ben shapino posted:

Lmao do you think he was like... Should I carry my tazer in my pocket... What if it goes off and tazes my balls... nahhh it's probably fine

there was never a thought between his ears

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

i wonder who they'll side with

in the show they side with the left and give the greens a ministry


but then they allow the CIA to displace a bunch of indigenous people in greenland so they can use it as a war on terror blacksite


in conclusion, denmark is a land of contrasts

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

i wonder who they'll side with

the M stands for Manchin

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

no! no!!

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