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i have a feeling he might see some success because chuds like to throw money at dumb poo poo, but reoccurring? probably people dropping off after a month or two because they could get hulu or netflix or something instead
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Nov 2, 2022 15:34
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Philthy posted:i have a feeling he might see some success because chuds like to throw money at dumb poo poo, but reoccurring? probably people dropping off after a month or two because they could get hulu or netflix or something instead Yeah but despite that Chuds are not a reliable source of income.
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Nov 2, 2022 15:39
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Sentient Data posted:The tesla app now requires twitter blue to log in or perform any actions I can 100% see a paid Tesla add-on that gives the owner a ton of worthless poo poo on Twitter. And a scrolling twitter feed on the center console so the driver can keep up to date while Auto-Pilot
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Nov 2, 2022 15:50
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What if we took everything that made Twitter Twitter, and stopped doing that? This is like when newspapers 20 years ago thought charging $5 for a glossier broadsheet with 10x more adds for wristwatches would save them.
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Nov 2, 2022 15:50
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CommieGIR posted:Yeah but despite that Chuds are not a reliable source of income. My friend in Christ you need to sit down and hear about this whole industry you are completely unaware of.
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Nov 2, 2022 15:53
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kazil posted:this is easily the dumbest idea musk has had until his next one  lol
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Nov 2, 2022 15:54
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CharlestheHammer posted:I don’t get why he thinks this will do anything for spam I know why Hes loving stupid
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Nov 2, 2022 15:55
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bird with big dick posted:I know why  Breaking news in the Elon thread
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Nov 2, 2022 16:03
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Slotducks posted:5 days in and he's already lost Catturd™ Face melted nazi opening ark of the covenant: OK well, this is bullshit
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Nov 2, 2022 16:06
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DrPossum posted:My friend in Christ you need to sit down and hear about this whole industry you are completely unaware of. Okay maybe I'm oversimplifying: Twitter isn't a grift and I doubt Elon is gonna go MAGA enough to get it to grift stage of income.
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Nov 2, 2022 16:09
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CommieGIR posted:Yeah but despite that Chuds are not a reliable source of income. This is the real reason they don't have cultural hegemony
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Nov 2, 2022 16:09
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Slotducks posted:5 days in and he's already lost Catturd™ has he actually formed this moderation council or announced anything about who will be on it yet or is catturd mad that the current moderation scheme still punishes people for saying the nword
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Nov 2, 2022 16:16
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:has he actually formed this moderation council or announced anything about who will be on it yet Do they do that still?
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Nov 2, 2022 16:17
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Slotducks posted:5 days in and he's already lost Catturd™ isn't this the guy that started out as some fart fetish account and somehow swerved into MAGA
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Nov 2, 2022 16:19
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:has he actually formed this moderation council or announced anything about who will be on it yet I'm in the council, but we can't do anything yet until the robes are delivered.
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Nov 2, 2022 16:20
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Nov 2, 2022 16:23
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ok i figured it out, he rted a thread about the current head of twitter HSI calling jan 6 insurrectionists nazis so his main complaint is that the Deep Twit is not pro-insurrection
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Nov 2, 2022 16:26
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587523701452464131?s=20&t=ImxUabM22paplt5HQB35JQ "Comedy is now legal on Twitter".
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Nov 2, 2022 16:41
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CommieGIR posted:Okay maybe I'm oversimplifying: Twitter isn't a grift and I doubt Elon is gonna go MAGA enough to get it to grift stage of income. guy who's been repeatedly sued / fined by the SEC: not a grifter but yeah the MAGA chuds are small potatoes for Musk. Trump and friends doing Truth social stand to make several hundred million (in stock value) if it all works out for them, and it's unlikely they can unload at anywhere near full value. I don't think you can make $44 billion by fleecing them.
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587523701452464131?s=20&t=ImxUabM22paplt5HQB35JQ I mean at least tuck in your shirt dude
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Nov 2, 2022 16:50
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I'm on pretty good odds of getting Alzheimer's and my liver will self destruct from family genes. But the one thing I know is I will not lose any hair period. No male on either side of the family ever lost hair. Just thick, greaseball hair.
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Nov 2, 2022 16:54
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I bet he takes over 50%. For processing costs.
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Nov 2, 2022 16:57
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They should throw the paywall up just when the videos start buffering, genius to implement that buffer at 5 seconds a few weeks early
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Nov 2, 2022 17:00
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goatface posted:I bet he takes over 50%. For processing costs. He's personally supervising each line of code by hand, he deserves more than 50%
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greazeball posted:They should throw the paywall up just when the videos start buffering, genius to implement that buffer at 5 seconds a few weeks early lol this is the way, don't show anything on any videos until you click, they play 5 seconds, and UNLOCK THIS VIDEO NOW! that'd be smart
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Nov 2, 2022 17:08
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587523701452464131?s=20&t=ImxUabM22paplt5HQB35JQ I believe in Elon Musk's crotch.
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Nov 2, 2022 17:10
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Nov 2, 2022 17:18
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Klyith posted:guy who's been repeatedly sued / fined by the SEC: not a grifter I was just reading about those traveling "reawaken america" tours that are a mix of christian revival/qanon/maga/anti-vax ingredients. The dude who runs those holds two a month and tickets start at $250 a pop. One of the vendors there sells "vibrating platforms" that you stand on to lose weight and be healed of whatever. They sell for $3,500 and they sell several hundred of them per month. Sooooo It is almost impossibly easy to fleece fanatics and sycophants, but even then, $44b is a tall order.
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Nov 2, 2022 17:20
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I made a twitter account specifically to read threads on the Ukraine war. Didn't know I was getting in on the ground floor of a halfwit billionaire running the whole place into the ground. 
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Buce posted:It is almost impossibly easy to fleece fanatics and sycophants, but even then, $44b is a tall order. I don't think all of them are hicks, there's probably a decent chunk who buy this stuff purely to show their loyalty.
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Your Tesla will still work if you don't pay for the subscription, but it is limited to 10mph and all the computer features are locked out and it just scrolls twitter. The ad videos auto play. Can pay for different subscription tiers to unlock higher speeds and features like A/C. On the Super Deluxe Emperor tier, the car will deliberately attempt to run over darker skinned children, then zoom away at maximum speed. You don't even have to lift a finger, the car does it all for you. Best part is, if the cops actually catch you and care, you just blame it on the autopilot "malfunctioning".
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Nov 2, 2022 18:32
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I had a twitter account once, all I used it for was insulting cricket commentators.
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Nov 2, 2022 18:40
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The Butcher posted:Your Tesla will still work if you don't pay for the subscription, but it is limited to 10mph and all the computer features are locked out and it just scrolls twitter. The ad videos auto play. These are the same cars that literally disengage autopilot a fraction of a second before a collision to ensure the liability rests solely on the diver’s shoulders. It’s probably the most vetted and tested software feature in the whole fricking car.
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Almost Smart posted:These are the same cars that literally disengage autopilot a fraction of a second before a collision to ensure the liability rests solely on the diver’s shoulders. Yep, that sounds like something ol' Musky came up with alright.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:has he actually formed this moderation council or announced anything about who will be on it yet he's said civil rights groups will be on it https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587668703834955778 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587670513819729920 the replies sure are something
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Main Paineframe posted:he's said civil rights groups will be on it "I don't see American flags on their profiles, so it isn't real diversity!" is my favorite so far.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Didn’t one of the far right dudes just got let back on like the day after he took over Yup. A few actually. And always worth remembering that Elon himself has openly stated the GOP is his choice of "Moderate Party"
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CommieGIR posted:Yup. A few actually. And always worth remembering that Elon himself has openly stated the GOP is his choice of "Moderate Party" Feels more like his loyality is to whoever would give him that sweet sweet government money.
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