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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/mJHBH8X.mp4

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

this is funny bc every competent law office is chock full of notaries, they usually pay assistants/other staff to have the li'l stamp and notebook

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






hahahah im picturing him with two guys in suits that just follow him around passing out ndas and hitler-oopsy checks to every person he talks to, like store clerks and handymen and such

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

ArmZ posted:

Elon has one of the worst cases of main character syndrome I've ever seen

There was a brilliant tweet saying how social media is great because is exposes billionaires as idiots because they don’t know poo poo.

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

CaptainBeefart posted:

Looking forward to the day Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro expire. Garbage rear end goobers that add nothing positive to the world.

I hope the good Matt Walsh absorbs the bad Matt Walsh's life force

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Build time machine. Help Shaka Zulu destroy the loathsome Boers.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PoliticsPA/status/1587897038431297536

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Next coup fails because they will all be waiting for orders and Trump is stuck constipated on the toilet

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1587873235080810497

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

My i love hitler NDA has not worked out in the long run it seems

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jfruh/status/1587935614564909056

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
CHEESEBRO

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I’ve thought about becoming a notary kinda as a bit and to maybe make some extra cash sometimes and it seems like I should

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

tacodaemon posted:

reminds me of this joke image about how terfs think human skeletons work




lol

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

reminds me of this joke image about how terfs think human skeletons work




rear end is stored in the pelvis

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





A Bakers Cousin posted:

My i love hitler NDA has not worked out in the long run it seems

i wonder if his legal team switched from writing bespoke hitler ndas to having a prewritten form letter hitler nda, and if so i wonder if the change was because they wanted to standardize the language for simplicity or if it was just a practical time saving measure

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/1587833885043351564

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

oh wow comedy is back on Twitter

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

it's awesome how so many people just went "lol that kanye, what a character"/"oh he's bipolar"/whatever other excuse for years

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So Kanye knows Hitler wasn't just about murdering Jewish people right

what exactly do you get out of associating with Nazis if you're not one of the "master race"

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

CaptainBeefart posted:

Looking forward to the day Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro expire. Garbage rear end goobers that add nothing positive to the world.

what's their Best Before date?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Consummate Professional posted:

I’ve thought about becoming a notary kinda as a bit and to maybe make some extra cash sometimes and it seems like I should

here it's pretty much fill out a form, pay a fee (35 bucks? don't remember), go take an oath at the courthouse, then you get to buy your fancy seal and get to notarizin'

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JonathanTamari/status/1587932305192259584

quote:

Jeffrey Lord (born July 25, 1951) is an American author, and political strategist in Pennsylvania, who served as an associate political director in the administration of former United States President Ronald Reagan.He subsequently became a highly visible political commentator for CNN and other media outlets. He was fired from CNN in 2017 after posting a Nazi salute on Twitter.

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


I'm sorry but this has to happen

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


When lovely, terrible hellworlds collide

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

ligma?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Meliana TROOF

November is National Family Caregivers Month & National Adoption Month.
We honor and give thanks to the many outstanding people who permanently transform the lives of children and families in our great nation and worldwide.
#BeBest #FosteringTheFuture

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

The two whiniest bitches on twitter having complete control? Think of the content!

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

lol aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh lmao

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Slaps the top, "you can store a lotta piss inside one of these babies"

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

New twitter rules section one: glenn is not mad, don't ever say he is mad

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
im surprised elon hasn't forced some lulzy change to make his tweets appear different yet

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


bebop esq posted:

GA senate race is closer than the PA one, lmao

Don’t let something like facts get in the way of a good narrative

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I would like to see glenn interact with other people on that council

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Elon needs to own the libs & Release the Kraken

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Don't listen to the polls

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

How long does it usually take to drive a mod insane? I think we can bully Elon if we try

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


The Orb Cometh

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

AARD VARKMAN posted:

im surprised elon hasn't forced some lulzy change to make his tweets appear different yet

You know what would be really cool would be a dimetrodon but with a digital UV display spread out across his spines on his back.

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!

Bethamphetamine posted:

Meliana TROOF

November is National Family Caregivers Month & National Adoption Month.
We honor and give thanks to the many outstanding people who permanently transform the lives of children and families in our great nation and worldwide.
#BeBest #FosteringTheFuture

we're uhhhh..... were really sticking with 'be best' huh

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