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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Marluxia posted:

Basically immunity to small arm guns, 1 FP to dodge big guns, an ESP roll and 1 FP to dodge REALLY BIG GUNS.

Then yes, very very good

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Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Bless

Regallion
Nov 11, 2012

Of course the most important thing about this description is that apparently dodging superjet missiles is a thing we might possibly need to do. Which is uh, unusual.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Eh, I chalk stuff like that up to MC&D, Hunter's ship, or weird science stuff.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Yeah, the Blackwings are absolutely going to have superjet missiles. Also, holy poo poo, these recent updates have been hitting the horror end of things well. :stonk:

Dr_Gee
Apr 26, 2008

pumpinglemma posted:

Also, holy poo poo, these recent updates have been hitting the horror end of things well. :stonk:

:pusheen:

ya i'm very much looking forward to having a chat w/ the duke again. hopefully he can hella help as an apex predator with *class*

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

The Blue Book posted:

"...dangerous, since it uses RandChem for generation, making it entirely unpredictable what the Solution will do; halve your current HP every morning? Modify every animal tile to look like Kwiat's? Quadruple your ST at midnight? Cause your bones to fall..."

"...sorrowful sound, which signifies that the very last of that enemy has spawned. They'll carry the title of 'Terminarch [EnemyType]', and will have a unique set of Endling abilities that..."

"...robust magic, with each Day of the week assigned its own elements and subsystems pertaining to the time of said Day, and what month it's inside of, leading to hundreds of possible..."

"...genuine War With A Lord until you manage to destroy two Nests and then intentionally initiate the Event to assault the third and last one, upon which the 'true' Doubler will..."

"...freaky. Each Backup has the potential for it to happen, but the parameters to force it are poorly understood (outside of the most obvious criteria of 'about to be killed by you'). The most important part of the Paradisio transformation is that their Megalith-given power will 'go Paradisaical' and become *INSANELY* potent, well into the S+ grade, which usually means immediate death. In one case after Spiderfinger was gunned down, Play To Off underwent the transformation and started to use 'The Kota Paradise Run', which evolved her ability from a simple auto-crit to a nightmarish full Event that allowed her..."

"...don't count on it; the Failed Cloner has to try to clone you, a 1% chance, which will cause it to immediately die from..."

"...reason for Jelly Island. It's not a Level 1 meme area, it's to teach you that slimes can be ubiquitous, and are able to effortlessly fuse with any imaginable biome and elemental, some of which..."

"...frustrating! It's one thing to mash a button with THAT tight a window, but performing dozens of irregular millisecond-timed directional inputs to avoid her..."

"...usually go for Hulking Heart, since it essentially acts like a package of weakened Moloch powers, excluding the Iconoclastic..."

"...stupidly rare. So if you come across any power that restores HP, race for it with Godspeed. Try to avoid the handful that come with too steep a cost, like..."

"...being so reassuring is exactly why it's a liability; high Anxiety, Disquiet, Tyrannical fits- anything that provokes insecurity and deathfear will see it being used regardless of the player's input, often leading to exhausted FP during a critical..."

"...are bad, sure, but the hosed part is how many of the Ultrablack Suburb Police they can call at once; keep in mind they're each Lv.99 monstrosities who are designed to be much too difficult in a direct fight, forcing you to either..."

Regallion
Nov 11, 2012

Note to self: don't grind areas for mobs.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

THE LEGEND OF THE HOLY END RUN posted:

That's when it started to happen. The mounting improbability.

The understanding of what 「Herald」 meant.

What the 8th Lord was sign of.





Regallion
Nov 11, 2012


Ranging...garmet?

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Regallion posted:

Ranging...garmet?

I presume that's a typo. I'm more interested in how Gandiva's "more natural corporeal form" is a bow with 108 strings tied with 2 quivers.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



taiyoko posted:

I presume that's a typo. I'm more interested in how Gandiva's "more natural corporeal form" is a bow with 108 strings tied with 2 quivers.

There's a type of spirit in Japanese folklore that is from a tool that's lasted over 100 years of use. Not a specific tool, just "Here is a hammer that has been passed down through the generations, and now it has a soul and is sentient. Hope you didn't piss it off enough to target your thumbs whenever you swing it." Maybe they're actually a bow?

Black August
Sep 28, 2003





THE LEGEND OF THE HOLY END RUN posted:

Kaigen's ogre army walked silent parade in the streets of Inganok for many reasons. The first was their own sense of hope, practicing with all the Dreams of Might for the day that they may be enacting such a walk in the streets of the City one million miles above them. The second was respite, since the ever-quieter city of abandoned onyx was a place where they did not have to think about the stark of their waking reality or the dying of the Dreamlands. MC&D wasn't here anymore. The Faeries didn't care for here anymore. The Mythos was too sleepy for here anymore. The resources exhausted didn't attract dreams here anymore.

But the true reason for the occupation was that Inganok was adjacent to the mountain which was crowned Kadath, and in the massive onyx quarry at its base, Kaigen had performed a miracle and created a gate between there and where his Empire heart knew destiny hid in a foreign grand holy land. He had done so through the ritual sacrifice of his love and memory of his first destiny from the previous existence, dredging up the cornerstone to a tower that was a Church Mythos to Universal Fire, a place that was once meant to be integral to his destiny and now was only an ember of want. It had reignited with his miracle, piercing veils, recreating itself as burning alive in the Dream and ashen dead in the Wake. The Emperor had used it as crucible and forge, armygate to claim his end of the cult-warred lands he shared with MC&D.

And now? In this very moment? The miracle had grown in might, another sign of something holy. In the waking world the ashen pit had ignited with dragon's fierce, and the Church Mythos was resurrected and burning whole from Dream to Wake. With it had come the return of its terrible force, the Universal Fire that lived with the blessings of Cthugha and Fomalhaut, and Kaigen knew this meant he was walking the hidden road to where destiny was now truly to be found. He would use it to empower his army further, first burning out the sickness of lycanthropy MC&D had infected him with, proving his right to the divine of Might through becoming his older self anew. The Emperor knew his destined Hero walked once more. He also knew that there was something greater than even his beloved Hero now waiting, standing behind her like a shadow, dark and holy. He would wield strength enough to cast down Lords, brush away all fortunes of MC&D, shake the foundations of Kadath, and seize the very stars to spackle his skin with when he would meteor down to Home to wage finalmost war for his and his kine's right to exist without the death sentence of the Dream.

But right now, he had to give an interview to a shrouded young warrior, a neon dryad witch, a hulking golem of false wealths, and [A VOICE EIGHTFOLD] who wanted to know his life story. He didn't realize he was being set up to have his mighty dreamgate destroyed not long after. He just wanted the chance to tell them sincere; about how he had been born from a fallen star sent from a Mythos sky, into the arms of his kind old father, ogre magi Li-Hon-Kai.

Grond
Mar 31, 2016

Randalor posted:

There's a type of spirit in Japanese folklore that is from a tool that's lasted over 100 years of use. Not a specific tool, just "Here is a hammer that has been passed down through the generations, and now it has a soul and is sentient. Hope you didn't piss it off enough to target your thumbs whenever you swing it." Maybe they're actually a bow?

IIRC it was stated that Gandiva was a tree/rock hybrid thing that fell off from the sky to the Home colony... This was back when we visited the THRONE in the Holy Valley. So yeah the dude has always been a bit weird.

I think his class was Archer (apart from being the 8th Lord) and the number 108 is a number of significance in Buddhist traditions. About the two quivers I have no idea tbh.

Grond fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Nov 9, 2022

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Grond posted:

IIRC it was stated that Gandiva was a tree/rock hybrid thing that fell off from the sky to the Home colony...

There, you see? Bow is made out of tree, arrowheads made out of rock, therefore sentient bow.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003



Sauber exhaled with relief.

VORPAL'S ANXIETY: [10%]

He was comfortable in his seat, a great throne of cushion and etched stone. He had to admire the build of his surroundings; it was the Last Theater, so it had to grand after all. There had been nothing but time to build it. Basalt stones stolen from the blasted wastes, defiled and beaten, the unholy names once writ over them now violently defaced. Wood, warm WARM wood that was so granular it felt wet, filled with glossy fossilized ichors. The seats were cushion-burdened with rescented silks from dead Carcosa, enviled Leng, starry-wept Celephaïs; and softcloth, from torn homes of the dead and done, simple dirty with all they'd won.

VORPAL'S ANXIETY: [ X ][20%]

The expanse was shielded with vaulting sky-ceilings, capped by glass that was stained with sands from the one thousand ruined lands. God save the colours they cast, no matter the time of day. All of it guard against the weathers of the last clean open skies, where the Godstorms didn't roam, nor did Kadath trouble the horizon. Kadath...

VORPAL'S ANXIETY: [ X ][ X ][30%]

Pitch Black City.

VORPAL'S ANXIETY: [ X ][ X ][ X ][40%]

Million Mile High.

VORPAL'S ANXIETY: [ X ][ X ][ X ][ X ][50%]

Crown Before Throne.

"Are we dreaming of the Ambassador?"
"Or are they dreaming of us?"


VORPAL'S ANXIETY: [10%]

The Duke writhed to a standstill on his throne, turned to undulation as the little newborn snake flicked his tongue and burrowed into the cushions. He didn't get far before the voices that had calmed him pulled him up, his body wrapping around their wrists. One voice was a dragon's red, the other a dragon's blue.

"Children sit on these thrones."
"He wants to fall into the logic."


He did. Sauber was from his first a creature of the curious. He smelled something familiar that reminded him of his first dream, and now he relived that moment. His sisters were here to keep him, little dream of a snake, safe and ready to understand the secrets of Power. He smelled a friend who he wanted to share those secrets with, because he knew they were sick and had no sister sisters to guide them like he had been blessed with the fortune of. It wrought his tiny heart awful, knowing that this was the smell of a powerful thing that had never been given direction. Always always, the little snake, he had slithered alongside his sister sisters, always there to lead him towards the 999 secrets of Power. Every lesson hard hard learnt, in practice and in theory and in application, every bite towards the top done with the praise of those two who raised him. There was no Duke without his sister sisters.

What would become of a nightmare this strong, with nobody to show them control? The little white snake saw, tying tight around the held hands of the dragon red-blue. They ascended from the many basalt thrones, to the grand terror of the stage rising over them. On the platform was roiling black, a gravity ocean that bubbled and vomited colours that contradicted. There was something trying to pull itself into a shape that made sense, and the little snake beheld the painful self-mutilations each form fought with: A yowling black cat. A howling hound four. A quiet gilded hyena. A small silver wolf. A redstain fowl. A bloodlit smear. A...

But Sauber couldn't see more than that, beyond the back of the black. He didn't need to. He listened to his sisters and moved in the simple ritual patterns he had first learned, the Powerful secret to refinding one's center. He weaved around their joined hands, his head and eyes never moving from where he stared down the nightmare. After the terse of waiting to see if the logic of the dream meant sudden horror-horror-End, it instead began again, the ocean gravity now moving mimic with the currents of equilibrium, a cosmic settle of all celestine bodies in full universal orbit. Moving with secret pattern, with Power, into a dream of nuclear starlight whispering of blue and red, the black gravity making patterns of Sun in mimicry of the three. A dream that never ends, ouroboros.


ANXIETY: [10%]

Instead, you just wake up crying, still inside the dream in moment eternal before the moment never happens, and you're bent with arms wrapped around a blood-filled toilet, cold cheek pressed to porcelain. You peel away and collapse to the tile floor, blinking against the dim lights while you assess. You're alive. You're absolutely fine.

It's dawn.

THE TWENTY-SEVENTH DAY
ANXIETY: [10%]
HP: [ 30 / 30 ]
FP: [ 15 / 15.▒ ]


You piece it together slow while wondering over how you feel. Sad, sure, in enormous pain, yeah, scared to Hell and back, absolutely. But you don't feel tense. You feel clean. You blow blood and goo out of your nose and gasp at the painful pop of fresh air through sinuses, coughing to spit out the last of dried sleepheavings. You try to stand up and realize you're numb, except for when weird waves of raw sensation come back into you if you move at certain angles. Your muscles... they almost killed you, but they managed to tear themselves apart hundreds of times a second and reweave themselves in the same way Kaigen's muscles are built. You're re-corded, so steelsprung you accidentally smash the door off its hinges just trying to open it. Your legs carry you like you're misfiring jumps, tossing you into the wall where you smash your head and bumble over with a dreamy expression. You're leaner. It feels creepy on the bones, which now weave from the marrow an all-new evil brew that your biology has shackled into accepting assimilation. You swallow and turn on the faucet of the sink, very carefully, and lean down with doggish need to drink from the tap for a solid minute.

Much better. You go back to the toilet, lean over, and get out a little bit of water that dredged up some of the awful still dead inside of your tense belly. MUCH better. You get more water, flush proper, adjust your tie, and almost smash through the door. You feel good. You feel good. You feel good. You feel good.

You feel EMPIRE. You walk like Kaigen and smash a fist into the wall of the fungal office hall, feeling nothing but the brute test of your strength. Wow. You are hosed up and your sword is out and you just kind of slap the huge front reception desk a few times, blowing out chunks like it was nothing. Just as soon as you stop the violent episode, another begins, the blade sparking quickling and tourmaline when it hits the stone floor as you contort. You growl from your sweat burning horribly, your skin sizzling while you smash to the floor and bite the air as fluid weeps from your eyes and mouth. There's a bloodpain that goes through you in a wave of shocks, over with as fast as they begin, and you look at your sweat leave a nuclear red smear of glow as you wipe it away, hissing in the air as it fades out. Your blood! Your burnblessed blood, it's reacting horrible with your new vitae Empire! You smash the floor and thrash around for a bit to shake the pain out of your swollen joints, knowing your blood is now burning even hotter than before. You're so invigorated that you grab your sword and run out of the building, because if you stay inside of it you're going to tear it down, sky to foundation. Yeah. YEAH. You acted like a real loving psychopath yesterday, but, but it's okay because you got drugged with blood, and that's a disqualification for self-loathing! You rip a bent pole out of the fungal stonework, and you beat a big fleshy growth to death with the thing, and then you use your blade to swingslap a few dozen giant mushrooms to chunks. You pick things up and throw them so hard they smash into high windows like grenades. You do cartwheels, you catapult yourself off of overhanging bars and growths, you realize that you can now lift your own body weight a few times over at the zero-effort level, giving you freedom to move with no burden on your newly Empire limbs. You smile, smashing hand to heart, as you nod with your payment.

Six-Pack Perfection posted:



You lurching dog. You're just feast or famine, aren't you? That was every fight in a single night, that was a hundred knives up my strappers and surgery self-automated. How in the red Hell gone blue do you keep managing to drug yourself into a multimonth subscription extension, WITH the fancy towel upgrade?

This is the poo poo of it. Monstrous. That's what you've gone up to now. A hosed decade of pure training with the absolute maximals, and you get it over with inside of one night wrestling four dogs like you're the coursing hare gone mad. Too many disco biscuits loaded up your biceps. What in the world are you going to do with this much moxie in you, and that much more ahead? What, you going to arm-pin the Emperor? Bench a Moloch? Rip the head off a Lord? Not my business. Just keep the payments coming. Every step up is more protein down the hatch. Doesn't help that your blood is wild. Bad enough you set it on fire, but now you've gone and made it chemical-personal.

Eat your eggs.

You're ridiculous, galloping wild idiot on all fours, constantly stumbling and tumbling as your strength makes you move too sudden for your control. You need to convince the neurons to find new red pathways, whispering to the silver and the mushroom to try and do you a solid with some quick guidance. You want to get back to your hideaway, already well beyond the salted-sight of the sniper, bouncing through the hills at a crazed pace. When it comes time to choose to go back through the red, you laugh so hard your gut muscles almost crush your ribs, and with goblin glee you scrabble over the mountains that once menaced you. EAT poo poo! Like this! Watch this. WATCH IT.

Six-Pack Brochure posted:

Welcome to the Monstrous® Tier! At this level of muscular performance, with a humanoid shape and low body weight, really freakish things become possible for the living monster that is now you!

Normally, an 'impossible' roll would be one made at a -20, which would negate even the mortal peak of a score or roll against a 20. But at 30, you now could feasibly do that impossible, more than 50% of the time! This means challenges that once mattered are now routine- such as, say, climbing. You can now autoclimb across most kinds of terrain, especially low mountains without unique obstacle. Just hiss like the gremlin you are while you scamper and scale over rock faces with ape-like ease! You freak. You terrifying animal.

You, Monster.

YEAH!!!!

You're soaring over the mountains now. You kick rocks at dark crevices housing hostile reflections, bound over chasms that'd smash you to pieces, and smash apart offending sharp crags, making your knuckles a little bloody-dusty as you begin to daydream of tearing chunks off of the Mountain which taunted you all along the beach. Chibby chib, I'm coming home. You inhale the air and survey with the Godstorm gone, the land still bizarre with clouds of lost photons, stardust dreams whipping on the wind and scathing you with warm cuts of heated air. Oh, but your blood doesn't mind, does it?! Look at THIS!

Molten Veins posted:



Incredible salinity scathing the veins. Ripping them raw with the elder of chemical hatred. But there's molten within, there's nuclear - the salts dissolve into enslaved soup, spider-star patterns of molecular murder reaching for all possible combinations of particle. The King Claw Red across your heart, that old pact with the mystic laws of physics.

Not only are you Immune to Fire damage and explosions when past -1xHP, you are also Immune to Acid and Ice damage. Your blood is now a horrible soup of unnatural reactions and chemical bonds.

SEE?! Maybe you CAN drink bleach with kobolds now! Awesome!! Drugs can't kill you all the way now! You bound and bunny over the mountains, leaping ridiculous distances in a single bound, and for some reason you think of an old drunk troll weeping as he insists that he was once more powerful than a locomotive. Yeah, well, that''s kidshit. You're going to be more powerful than a planet-erasing meteor. Faster than lightspeed. Able to walk on gravity with it slavishly supporting your every step. You take that warming thought with you as you make your way across the final grasslands to where you left your boat, turning fast to clamber so easily up the sullen hills which hide your sanctuary.




At last! God, it's been too long! You race over the wet grass and down past the hiding stones that lead into that warming hide of peace. You rip a rock off the wall in celebration, smashing it on your head with little effort. You know this terrible monstrous high is too much, that you'll need a day of rest and ruin before you journey again, but it soothes you with the assurance that now you will walk to Megalith with incredible strength and chemical fire protections. What horrors does Burner wait with? You'll bear them with the skeleton's grin. Right now, you need to wash off all of this gore and say hello to your poor little chibbly. You saunter up to the front doors of the sch-




They're open.

ANXIETY: [ X ][ X ][ X ][ X ][50%]

(HT - RUN!) 15 [1]+[5]+[4] = 10 - AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Up the steps, single leap. Down the long hall, almost slipping on tile. Turn the corner- race for the hatch- it's open!!! Leap- you grab onto the hatch ledge and pull yourself up instantly. Dash over the roof, make the small jump to the next one. Run for it, run, sword drawn and shield abandoned as you clutch praying that little feather necklace. The door to your- THE DOOR TO YOUR ROOM IS OPEN, OPEN, OPEN. NO! NO!!!!!

ANXIETY: [ ! ][ ! ][ ! ][ ! ][ ! ][ ! ][70%]

THE SPEED OF HELL IN YOUR BLOOD, AT THE DOOR WITH SWORD CARVING STONE TO STOP YOUR MOMENTUM. YOU, SHADOW IN THE DOORFRAME. SCREAMING- KWIAT?! KIWAT!!





















































Inside, a young man in an armored business suit is kneeling next to a cage. He's speaking to himself and his recorder, in cautious survey. "Agent Ladan field report for Superevent research. Waking world. Sometime past noon. I think I've found a lead from following the river, though I'm still at a loss as to where this exactly is until I do drone recon. There's a bird here, caged, but it's clearly cared for; someone is roosting near. I'm going to break it out and package it for the array test, and hopefully PSI residue will show up and give me a-"

Agent Ladan looks over at the open door, his arms through the bars while trying to carefully grab at the bird. He doesn't have time to say anything else. The recorder hears the silence, shuffle of metal and cloth, stone and water. A chicken clucking in distress. Soft breathing. Something scraping over rock, the clacker of footsteps moving too fast; he only realizes someone is approaching when they're already in the room, shadowed, drooling, gnashing, seething. Then screaming something; there's no time left. None. Agent Ladan has only just begun to withdraw his arms to go for his wand, when it's already walking towards him with intent.



ANXIETY: [ !!! ][ !!! ][ !!! ][ !!! ][ !!! ][ !!! ][ !!! ][ !!! ][90%]
TYRANNY: [ X ][ X ][ X ][ X ][ X ][ X ][ X ][ X ][90%]
[MURDEROUS INTENT] - [MURDEROUS INTENT] - [MURDEROUS INTENT] - [MURDEROUS INTENT] - [MURDEROUS INTENT] - [MURDEROUS INTENT] - [MURDEROUS INTENT]

The intent of the scythe.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Sheet has been updated.

You have achieved AAA-Rank in ST, 30, which is Monstrous-tier. Your strength is now clearly outside of what most mortals could ever hope to achieve. You lost the 12th Palette and Paprika's Pack, finishing her quest, though without collecting any reward. You also got an upgrade to Molten Veins thanks to the blood of Salted-Earth, her chemical mastery blessing you with a limited immunity to Acid-Element as well as Ice-Element. Both of these were made possible by filling you with the blood of Kaigen and his Three Werewolf Kings, which nearly killed you and your parasite from the horrible transformation it forced you through. You're different now, but you're not just some werewolf. You're something much, much worse. You're now a Monster. It's a little harder to resist Bloodlust. In addition, because Doubler decided to double the Cheeseburger Spirit Animal, it now has a chance to express that same rotten-gold excess of power, for better or worse.

The Oilstained Shield and▒ ▒ ▒
▒ unequipped. Another update soon to lead into the brief preparation for the walk to Solar Megalith.

Regallion
Nov 11, 2012

Note to self: stop getting +st bonuses and pick up some +SAN by any means necessary.

Also i'm sorry our shield is DEAD.
what the gently caress does that mean.

Also Kaigen is tsundere for us now? amazing.

Regallion fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Nov 18, 2022

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

Six-Pack Subscription posted:

Bench a Moloch?
well. I mean. Now that you mention it, yes

Marluxia
May 8, 2008


Arcanuse posted:

well. I mean. Now that you mention it, yes

:same:

I think we have at least a level up, along with choices to use rethreader and suitifier on? I'm pretty sure we could level up for a while but never really got a chance or denied it to visit Smiercia to level up?

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Are we gonna see an MC&D agent get imploded? Cause I think we gonna implode an agent.

PepperedMoth
Apr 8, 2022

Less salt, more pepper.

Randalor posted:

Are we gonna see an MC&D agent get imploded? Cause I think we gonna implode an agent.

On the one hand, it's probably a bad idea to get too murder-happy in general (including with MC&D agents).

On the other hand, Kwiat might enjoy a large, fresh, meaty snack after all these days eating old rations at the hideout.

...still, I'm hoping Agent Ladan survives this experience. While it'd be terribly inconvenient to have to move the hideout, if he lives to report back, at least MC&D will know we're not all that murder-y. I'd rather the protagonist not wind up on the kill-on-sight list if at all possible. (Besides, this guy's a person who's not currently trying to kill us, even if he does work for a kind of crappy employer. And it doesn't look like he's harmed Kwiat.)

Also, as I scrolled to look at the Quests to bask in the satisfaction of finally getting the Paprika quest completed...

Quest Journal posted:

[Complete] Paprika. Why is it, that there’s now a handprint that you can’t seem to paint away? Why is it rung, with the four colours of Heaven? Listen to your doubts.

Hmm. Looking forward to seeing what happens once we cross paths with her again.

And... Burner's next on the Lord-hunting list? :ohdear: I guess our protagonist is going to learn who Counselors Red and Blue really were in the near-ish future.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



I think we were told Burner was next on the mandatory Lords list at the start of this whole "sidequest break".

Dr_Gee
Apr 26, 2008
i really appreciated the sanity/clarity of the writing style immediately on waking -- it was like the style earlier from the thread before we started mutating into... whatever we are at this point. getting some more time with Sauber as a mentor for how to integrate our monstrous changes without fully succumbing to being A Monster would probs be dope

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

The Dark posted:



You don't have to look, Kwiat.













Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



So grabbed and threw the agent, then threw them south and hosed up the corpse? Am I interpreting that right?

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Eight separate pieces, drat. 30 strength is kind of a lot against a normal person, huh?

Ice and acid immunity is huge - acid immunity is meant to be particularly useful against Burner, although we still need something to deal with radiance and ideally some unholy immunity or resistance to deal with nuclear attacks. Maybe if we suitify the aperitifira and thread that into our suit we could pick up some nuclear resistance more directly? Also, we seem to have picked up "Many-coloured" from Paprika's handprint: "Blessed by Arcadelight. Access to Wishwatch."

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

You actually got that from 90 Cross on the night you got the apartment.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003







whu?

You teeter on your feet and aimlessly step to the side.

ANXIETY: [10%]
TYRANNY: [1%]

Yeah? Uh. You... oh, you're here. Oh! Wait, you need water, bad. You stumble to the stream, and it tastes like gemstone-sweet clarity. The robot makes something spin around. You missed what it was, since when you look back the floor is spotless sparkle and the thing is riding off in anger to inspect the still-open door. You run after it and slam the door shut, denying it escape to try to clean the world beyond. It complains and smashes into the bars of Kwiat's cage. Kwiat. WAIT, RIGHT! KWIAT!!!



Limbs amble nonsensically and unlock the cage to hug the quiet little bird, who warms up and begins to cluck with dreamy brightness as she leaves her trance and realizes you're back. You hold her dearly close while whispering her name, exhaling with a certainty hard-won when you willingly lay down to let Pariah promise you life. Oh, Kwiat. It's all a real mess out there. It's just not safe. It's not a good world. The chicken coos and you just lie there a while holding her, while you listen to the remnant winds gusting outside. What time is it? Sometime past noon? What happened? What should you do? What day is it? It's... wait yeah it is open tonight, from 8-12! That means a fast in and out before it even gets too dark for it to be safe! But. Is it safe? Kwiat will absolutely stay this time, and chibber treats can come back with you. But- after last time... is it safe? This'll be the last chance before walk.

Is it worth a visit?

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

VOTING CLOSED - Shopping Bored Before Dropping Lord

Last chance, let's go. - 21
It can wait, after Megalith. - 2


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t3isukone
Dec 18, 2020

13km away

some time ago, listing the Lord's classes posted:

GUARDIAN [?]
(The class description and power are both blank. Nearly all of Moulder's information is blank.)

The Oilstained Shield's description says it was held by the Giant of Light and 'Moulder understands what it reflects'.

Whenever we're able to next we should absolutely suitify that shield.

Marluxia
May 8, 2008


I generally agree, but isn't it still a cursed item? It would probably be even better if we found a way to get that curse off.

Additionally, the shield has had some unique interactions, we would potentially be losing out on that too.

Marluxia fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Nov 20, 2022

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Sorry for the quiet; I wanted a Thanksgiving update but I've been fighting a nasty flu that I'm still trying to shake. Wash ya hands, etc, wear ya mask, etc, don't play with the gallons of blood from a torn-up victim, etc.

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

Black August posted:

Sorry for the quiet; I wanted a Thanksgiving update but I've been fighting a nasty flu that I'm still trying to shake. Wash ya hands, etc, wear ya mask, etc, don't play with the gallons of blood from a torn-up victim, etc.

no worries mate, hope you feel better soon!

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

You set Kwiat down with another hug, and tell her to please be good for just a tiny bit, so you can shower her with chicken treats. You're gonna run to the store and be right back. You leave her door open so she can waddle about, and so the cage can get cleaned.

ANXIETY: [10%]

None of this decision has anything to do with the fact that you need to walk off an enormous flux of energy, your eye still tweaking and arms vibrating from having just Don't Think About It, so you reach the door and look back at the big cleaning bot, wondering why it's making such a steady-harsh grinding noise; Don't Think About It. You pass out into the unusually warm gray of evening, closing the door while you huck the last broken piece of Don't Think About It towards the mountains, so hard that you don't even remember what you were worried about rushing up here. Of course Kwiat is fine. Of course Kwiat is alive. Of course Kwiat is safe. You smile and leap off of the roof, because you're strong. You land and stumble a roll, giggling a little while you Don't Think About It. You get up and bound off, amazed at your jump height, crashing a few times before you cut it out and stride at a stealth-job serious.

(PSI Clouding ɑ) 13 [4]+[6]+[2] = 12 - Success.

Stalk. No- get off of all fours. Just walk the stalk. Hunched and wraithly, sword hidden under a drifting cloud of ghostsilk black. Think, gently. Kwiat is well. You can leave her. You can go out for a walk and shop. Think through the loose ideas. You're going to walk again. Your blood is burning with the thought of that nightmare, ready to overcome. You have a sword that's slaying to the hearts of fire. You no longer fear the scythe that hides inside chemical chaos. Cyanide? Almond flavoring! Ammonia and bleach? Wonderful cleaner! Dimethylcadmium? Let's do shots. You're certain you might be able to survive the pure Hell that is to be Burner, Fifth of Lords. You're hellgliding, bounding and drifting just a millisecond of gravity to pass the treelines with blur's pace. You avoid the land they call HOLY, avoiding all thought that could make your teeth sharper and eyes grow enormous with hate. You find the corridor, stray photonic winds gushing the trees in waves, calming down to walk with something suspiciously powerful, slow and intentional.

Is it still here?



Oh, MC&D. You are a tool. Useful useful tool. Useful useful means to the coming End. You stalk the perimeter first, peeking around to see if anything is amiss.

(PE - Missing anything?) 13 [1]+[2]+[3] = 6 - Success!

...you wander out into the soft field, sighing with a relief that the silver reflects back as genuine. Safe. You just need a second alone to lie on the cool dry grass, staring at the races of iron clouds above. For a second you swear you smell a bonfire, but you sit up and the sensation is gone. You rub Red's shroud to your face, refusing to wonder what you'll have to do if you find her on your walk in slay of her Lord. You roll around and try to slow your body down, but it refuses. It's simply too restless, too energetic with the urge to escape the fear named Megalith. You hate this so much. You hate that you proved yourself capable of it. Now you HAVE to claim every Lord soul. You have to slay, again and again, no true rest until it's all done. One down... six more to endure. Why are you here? To do one fun little thing before the come of night, and the rise to walk. So you drag yourself up for mandatory joy and slug it over to the brilliant-lit doors.

ANXIETY: [ X ][20%]

OST: Boosted Shopping



You drag fingers over the plastislick counter as you pass in, heaving another sigh of resignation. Empty. You can't smell anything that needs to be torn apart and toothed in twain. You swing over to the kiosk and stare at it for a while, realizing you don't have any crunch coins to blow without trading in some goods. poo poo. You don't really want to give anything up right now. Unless... hold up. You feel something tickle your silver, so you sidle up the machine without looking right at it, poke the coin return slot, and find out that yes, it's STILL jammed from last time's malfunction! So maybe if you, just, kinda-

(PE - Where to...) 13 [4]+[3]+[5] = 12 - Right there. See it?
(DX - How to...) 11 [3]+[1]+[6] = 10 - Hook your fingers in just so.
(ST - Force to...) 30 [6]+[5]+[1] = 12 - Now jiggle - carefully!

Now if you just-

「Many-Coloured」

Wh- woah! The screen flashes a bizarre of chroma at you, before it makes a series of grinding sounds in a specific way that's weirdly like a victory jingle. The machine goes fully dead, but not without barfing up three CRUNCH COINS®©™ into your filthy gremlin hands. Yes!! That's enough to get something for yourself, Kwiat, and a bonus treat!

ANXIETY: [10%]

See? It's okay. It's okay. Don't Think About It, and you can forget it ever happened by engaging in consumption. You vanish into the fractal, toddling about and taking your time to appreciate the superlit silence. Nothing but the calming hum of endless machines ready to provide convenience. You drive your worried neurons to distraction by staring at some of the newer installs, including a massive aisle of dispensers for soda utilizing some of that new tech you tried last time trying to score a coffee.



The multicolors dazzle, each dispenser a different catchy design promoting some brand along with a ton of dials to choose flavor type, flavor intensity, sweetener type and amount, carbonation type and amount (some like their soda flat???), drug additives and amounts, caffeine levels, and how chilled it should be when served. There's uhhhh... Kero Kero; SPRUNT; Bellyjack; Abyss Boy; Gigagulp; What The Hey Tooth Decay; Peptidal; Mox (with fancy gemstone flavors); Mana Mañana; Alright; Fizztastrophe; more of the Faego Spellsodas; The Drinking Excuse; Carter's Choice (the in-store brand); some weird brand that's just plain white with the black text of 'SODA'; Designated (no drug options...); WellCheers; Dr.Dr.Dr.; The New H20; Ginger's Necksnaps; Ambrosoda; Zazz~; SCP (Soda! Cola! Pop!) Select; Engine (which starts at x200 the fatal limit of caffeine); the incredibly respected brand Goblin Gooshash; S(oda)Tier; Big City Soda; Carbohog; Valusia Sparkling; Sunset Smilax; (BIG SIP); Trifizz (only three flavors?); Kaiokola-



*skitter*

?!!!?

ANXIETY: [ X ][20%]

Wh- did something just run away inside of the shelves?! You almost yank your gun, but instead shake it off and walk fast out of the soda aisle into another twist of the fractal to hurry up and find what you want to buy first BEFORE you go and get lost in the sauce. Mm. Could go for some polonaise. You move on through the endless glamour of products, dedicating the first coin to a treat for Kwiat as promised. Let's see... cereals, cereals, where... there! You climb a spiral stair of glittering tiles into a little alcove of high-end cereals, and spend a bit before you find some health-nut nonsense whose real promise is that the cereal has no sugar in it, save for the truckload of 'protonized' strawberries packed inside at a 1:1 ratio. You bag it and swing down, thinking on what to do with the last two. Dinner and a drink you suppose. But not soda this time. Maybe there's something a little more high end you can score with a search around. As for dinner, you think you'll at least try to be healthy, since you're still kind of messed up thinking about what happened with the burgers recently. Take a break from burgin'. Ohhhh, how about something for your brain?? Help feed your tired mushrooms, polish that silver a little. No, you're not trying to bribe them into compliance in anticipation of the abuse they're going to go through soon, of course not. You're just hungry, shut up.

ANXIETY: [ X ][ X ][30%]

Mmmmnmnng. Need to hurry before your stomach acids make you sic- wait, can that happen still with your new blood? Ow, yes, feels like. You hurry on into an area with huge circular spiral-arms of shelves and colored tile roads, whose center is a prominent MC&D logo. You stand on it and look about, seeing one aisle for specialty lite-wines, and another for comprehensive dinners made for 'Agents On The Go'. Hold on, those have cool packaging that look like suits!!! You gotta get one! Feeling nervous about the skitters, you decide the best thing to do right now is a quick blindbuy and run. You dash down one aisle to snag a random wine listed under the 1CC pricing, and then down the other to pull one of the dinner packages before you quickly scurry out, clutching your three treasures while sauntering an incline into an enormous buffet and self-serve area.



You'd love to hit this up, but the cost is prohibitive and you are NOT interested in taking another piston-pounding to your kidneys from a colorful security bot. You walk through and take in the scents and sights, dazzled by it all but still feeling a strange wish for something more. What's it like to have someone cook food for you? Is it nice? Well, you mean, cook food for YOU you, and not just as part of a linefeed or field rations or subsistence group-gruel. Like... like someone who wants you to sit down and they make food for you and you eat it and... ah! poo poo. You almost walked directly into a garishly huge cake dedicated to MC&D. It's a monster with 100 layers and 3 supertops, shaped like the corporate HQ, gleaned with frosted gold and velvet black. Apparently, there is one section-piece for every Agent of MC&D, and only they're allowed to take their slice. Oh yeah? Well maybe you can risk some kidney bruises. Let's see. Names, names, names... Cassandra... Vincent... over here is a Crocell... that one is Keirye... Mica... THERE! DEIMO- poo poo. gently caress. God dammit. He already took his slice! He- wait, when? Was this recent? Like, today? Is he near?!

ANXIETY: [ X ][ X ][ X ][40%]

Your mandatory fun time is over. You're getting the hell out. You hurry back to the front with some trouble, thinking you hear another skittering sound. Your cramps are becoming bad enough to make you burp up some spit, and you rush to the scanner to slap it a few times in demand of making the purchase go through. Yes, yes the items are in the scann- no you don't have an MC&D Card, no, no you don't want to donate to- hurry! ARGH! YOU DID PLACE IT IN THE BAGGING AREA! NO, YOU DIDN'T USE A BAG. NO, NO RECEIPT KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN THANK YOU BYE.

Outside, you pull open your shirt enough to let air in and toss your goods into your pack before you take off into the growing night. Too nervous. Much much too worked up just Don't Think About It. Oh God don't. Ohhh, your muscles work so fast now, they're so hideously tight-braided with Empire. You pump legs and manic down the forest corridor, leaping in bounds to put as much distance between you and detection as possible. Don't Think About It. You're making record time, coughing and burping up bile and bubbles from the sweaty stress of the long charge, manic to get back to your chicko. You arrive well before you needed to, still plenty of time to spare, but the sudden slam-drop-stop of your adrenaline demands you get the gently caress indoors and lock it tight and Don't Think About It. You reach the school with sword drawn and teeth elonged, gnashing with reddened eyes for any signs of movement or sound. WELL?!

...

Nothing. You pause at the entrance to lean over and spit for a while, working your way back inside with an absent notice for details that confirm the need for kill. But nothing shows. Nothing here... so you climb up, make it back to the door, and stop at it with a shaking hand. You inhale, and open it to enter.



You gasp and nearly drop your sword at what you see.

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


:suspense: at waiting to find out what we see


But a real shame we couldn't steal Deimos's cake.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Please be Kwiat riding the roomba, please be Kwiat riding the roomba, please be Kwiat riding the roomba…

Regallion
Nov 11, 2012

Ah yes the healthy coping mechanism of "Don't think about it", that's...reassuring and not at all a sign of us needing to find a therapist real fast.
Really felt the whole "Cooking for you" bit.

Wish we could try the SCP soda, the SODA and maybe a can of wellcheers, it would be fun to visit the ocean.

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Marluxia
May 8, 2008


Isn't that Smiercia reflected in the pupil at the end?

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