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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

grittyreboot posted:

Daggerlad is good?
No, money down!

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LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/hanamichels/status/1587575748121853952?s=46&t=WAfvzecn8VAOvP_plTeHkw

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




CharlestheHammer posted:

There are some good ones but I feel like a lot of them are just lol random which died like a decade ago

I'm sorry to tell you this, but lol random died for you a decade ago. The kids love it. The kids always love it. Realizing that it is dumb and unfunny just means you've grown out of it. You got old.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
No I’ve seen what kids are into, I don’t get it either but it isn’t because they are into stuff that was popular in my childhood

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


learnincurve posted:

Which is presumably why you used the words for the electric rock.

Lizard people tend to have no sense of humour about hot rocks, which is handy cos you ain't funny.

What words would you use for a rock which is hot?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

El Fideo posted:

What words would you use for a rock which is hot?

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


Fair play.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

Well it was just another attempt to take a normal thing (knowing how to cook) and put it through the clinical trauma dialogizer to try and invent a new class of marginalized citizen. She was today's main character, but I guess she didn't have the grapes for the full 12 hours.

So now we have to have a new main character for Tuesday and I guess it's this
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1587156613894479873

If Romeo and Juliet died by poison then why isn't there any residue left?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

e: ah, ferget it

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 23:37 on Nov 2, 2022

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

i wish somebody had taught me about lizard thermoregulation before i accidentally chained my beloved pet Prometheusaur to a hot rock and zapped his liver with a car battery for all eternity

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

boofhead posted:

i wish somebody had taught me about lizard thermoregulation before i accidentally chained my beloved pet Prometheusaur to a hot rock and zapped his liver with a car battery for all eternity

If only I'dve known, Id've mansplained it to you

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7lyY4Kn6WA

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









boofhead posted:

i wish somebody had taught me about lizard thermoregulation before i accidentally chained my beloved pet Prometheusaur to a hot rock and zapped his liver with a car battery for all eternity

we all wish that :smith:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/1587838646182453249?s=20&t=0_X6dHwCTezAdTpubC-6dw

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

zoux posted:



I'm covered in algorithms. I definitely know what an algorithm is!

I want to print this tweet out and send it through a time portal to Admiral Grace Hopper.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/FurryChi/status/1582451522625208320
https://twitter.com/FurryChi/status/1587526438273654787

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/jumbatronic/status/1587915527082721283?t=PIjhRUuoG2CTvfoVjKx3QQ&s=19

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

My friend's teenager told me a joke earlier this year that boomer humour is "I hate my wife", millennial is "I hate my life", and gen z is "butter knife" so I'd say for the younger ones lol random is still alive and well in some capacity.

uranium grass has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Nov 3, 2022

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

uranium grass posted:

My friend's teenager told me a joke earlier this year that boomer humour is "I hate my wife", millennial is "I hate my life", and gen z is "butter knife" so I'd say for the younger ones lol random is still alive and well I'm some capacity.

Have you seen the price of butter? Having a knife dedicated to it is sheer decadence

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1587436921466236928

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




uranium grass posted:

My friend's teenager told me a joke earlier this year that boomer humour is "I hate my wife", millennial is "I hate my life", and gen z is "butter knife" so I'd say for the younger ones lol random is still alive and well in some capacity.

Gen X erased again. :(

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Marcprice21/status/1585834259670917120

https://twitter.com/katiedimartin/status/1587829239478648833

https://twitter.com/DrRitaIssa/status/1586396028411863042

https://twitter.com/0interestrates/status/1586188883905028097

https://twitter.com/Homestar_ebooks/status/1586787615495299073

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Gen X erased again. :(
Gen X are all either boomers or millenials as far as that system goes

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

zoux posted:

That's the problem that every social media company has, moderation has to be done by people, and you can't scale people. So you either have a huge outlay in terms of content moderation, or lovely algorithms that let too much stuff through and catch harmless poo poo.

Just make Rhino do it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Gen X erased again. :(

Gen X is a false flag generation, they're just young boomers.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/atdanwhite/status/1587887328986484736?s=46&t=cYVSaHfQHkfYRAn9rpmzIw

Mods please change my name to 'Brent Fardt'

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




My favorite type of internet video will forever be "lone man attempts to start fight while being hilariously out-classed."

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Kenning posted:

My favorite type of internet video will forever be "lone man attempts to start fight while being hilariously out-classed."

"Don't start poo poo with groups of men in matching costumes unless you're prepared to fight all of them" is an example of advice that, if needed, won't be understood.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Seems more like a quintile to me

Friend posted:

The War on Christmas escalated last night when the Klaus regime attacked with targeted ornament strikes

Those are clearly indiscriminate ornament strikes which I'm told is worse


You're supposed to replace scissors?

Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 07:02 on Nov 3, 2022

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

Pilchenstein posted:

Gen X are all either boomers or millenials as far as that system goes

dont lump x in with those ladder pullers

gen x tried to chase the american dream the same way boomers did only to find out those rules didnt apply anymore because the loving boomers were too busy loving you and gotting mine so those same opportunities were long gone

cameron frye is gen x

morris frye is baby boomer

bort
Mar 13, 2003

Yo, did you miss the meeting? Don’t get dirty in that worthless fight. Stay out of it.

Scaramouche posted:

Have you seen the price of butter? Having a knife dedicated to it is sheer decadence
A millennial take on the Gen Z joke. :geno:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Scaramouche posted:

Have you seen the price of butter? Having a knife dedicated to it is sheer decadence

Most have to make do with table knives.

It’s tragic.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Facebook Aunt posted:

Gen X erased again. :(

Gen X humor: [removed because you can't tell jokes anymore. People are too sensitive now comedy has to have a victim. Comedy is dead because people get mad at a half hour string of slurs. If it isn't making you mad it isn't comedy]

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

Gen X humor: [removed because you can't tell jokes anymore. People are too sensitive now comedy has to have a victim. Comedy is dead because people get mad at a half hour string of slurs. If it isn't making you mad it isn't comedy]

And yet this post appears mad. Curious!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I thought Gen X humour was "yeah, whatever, man" and sarcasm.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Hyperlynx posted:

I thought Gen X humour was "yeah, whatever, man" and sarcasm.

It was, and then they got old

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Hyperlynx posted:

I thought Gen X humour was "yeah, whatever, man" and sarcasm.

Yeah, whatever

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Skwirl posted:

Gen X is a false flag generation, they're just young boomers.

What were all those Newsweek covers about THE SLACKER GENERATION and business school horseshit I had to sit through on generational differences in the workplace for then

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

GD_American posted:

What were all those Newsweek covers about THE SLACKER GENERATION and business school horseshit I had to sit through on generational differences in the workplace for then

Lining the pockets of random consultants.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The butter knife thing is because under UK law it is illegal for under 18s to buy knives, even cutlery, and anyone who looks under 25 gets carded.

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