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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Crazy Ted posted:

Yeah I learned that when I took a random trip to Dallas in about 2005, went to a BBQ place because we'd driven 14 hours and were hungry, I ordered a "sampler platter", and didn't realize until the food arrived that I'd actually ordered three pounds of meat plus the usual sides.

The toilet in the hotel room never stood a loving chance.

I worked BBQ in KC, one of the busiest joints in town. The go-to fatboy plate is the judge's: three meats (we offer six) and two sides. Thing is though you can just add extra portions of whatever. Will never forget the couple I had, weightlifter and his girlfriend, where the guy cackled upon hearing this and the girl just buried her face in her hands. Dude polished off a half rack of ribs, a sausage link, and 4 oz each of brisket, chicken, burnt ends and pulled pork plus fries and beans.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I don't know if I could eat all that in one sitting, but I'd sure give it a go.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
https://twitter.com/AndrewMarchand/status/1582047974175014914?s=20&t=xxj1c4ewXHmCjbdm2jemdQ

Charles Barkley retire bitch

Beef Of Ages
Jan 11, 2003

Your dumb is leaking.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I don't know if I could eat all that in one sitting, but I'd sure give it a go.

If I am to die, let it be thus.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

thread

https://twitter.com/defectormedia/status/1585636840391946240?s=46&t=o95QESm8qQK5O_lpJDqqzQ

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

quote:

The promotion served as the default subscription offering via pop-ups on our website, and we further pushed the campaign through occasional tweets and a handful of emails to our non-paying mailing list of ~150,000 email addresses. (Our most successful email, one from Tom Ley with the subject line “I see what you’re up to” and preview text of “This whole time you’ve been waiting for a deal,” generated ~1.5x the normal open rate and ~2x the normal clickthrough rate of our subscription appeal emails, but it also resulted in several complaints that the subject line was alarming and creepy. Despite that email’s effectiveness, we have since tried to stay away from creepy subject lines.)

There's a reason why email and text fundraising/advertising is so lovely. The annoying as gently caress tone works insofar as more money comes in after that email. I'd be curious to know if there's a diminishing return point after which people are inured to that type of poo poo/actually get turned off by it, and where that point is.

e: Also, lol.

quote:

During the summer of 2022, we emailed a short survey to all ex-subscribers of Defector asking why they canceled their subscription. Nearly all of this feedback was constructive and useful, especially this from our own Ray Ratto:

quote:

I WORK AT DEFECTOR! I OWN A PART OF DEFECTOR! I DON’T HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE! I SHOULD BE GETTING IT FOR FREE AS A CONDITION OF MY EMPLOYMENT! WHY AM I BEING ASKED THESE QUESTIONS?

e2: Also, it looks like they've got 23 full time workers, a contributing writer, and their summer intern. They paid out 2m in employee compensation and 200k in benefits, so an average of 88k a head. That's not shabby, and I'm wondering how it compares to their Deadspin days.

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Oct 28, 2022

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

I'm glad that their 2023 company goal is for everyone to meet Ray in person

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/colonthatsme/status/1587917790962671616?s=46&t=sUWVDCF76rnjY7eRqTs93g

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

I was expecting him to hedge a lot more in that clip.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://mobile.twitter.com/KnowMercyPod/status/1587883413134258176

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Stephen A. seems to be at least smart enough to not put the "but" out in his tweets and promotional videos. won't bother to find out if he maintains than in the full product, tho.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
if you are a professional Take Artist how hard is it to say Kyrie Irving should be suspended for <x amount> of days for spouting hate speech and they should make him go to whatever bullshit counseling the NBA suggests

this isn't tough or unprecedented

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis
Now I want to hear his opinion on crab Rangoon.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I hate Stephen A. as a takemonger but I love him for playing along with the silly tweets and doing guest spots on General Hospital because he grew up watching it with his sisters?

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


i love drew magary's interview of/article on stephen a

https://www.gq.com/story/stephen-a-smith-espn-profile

DTaeKim
Aug 16, 2009

That's a good article, if somewhat uncomfortable.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Ballsack Sports just got verified on Twitter. So expect a million fake stories getting picked up by websites and other journalists now.

https://twitter.com/BallsackSports/status/1590408789743706112?s=20&t=B1RZo64NLTF6A0t-Fg0Zkw

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
People will adjust to the new reality quick ("official" is the new blue checkmark, the blue checkmark is now a badge to let people know you're a rube) but the same people that got scammed before will still get scammed

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

morestuff posted:

People will adjust to the new reality quick ("official" is the new blue checkmark, the blue checkmark is now a badge to let people know you're a rube) but the same people that got scammed before will still get scammed

While I agree generally, I think the scammed will get scammed way more now.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
What's "Official"? Are they adding another tag?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Lockback posted:

What's "Official"? Are they adding another tag?

they did, as of like yesterday afternoon. elon already deleted it for some reason as of 11am or so. it looked like poo poo, it was ugly as sin

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Lockback posted:

What's "Official"? Are they adding another tag?

They did add another tag, but Musk already axed it so we are back down to one

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
jfc

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It took awhile to pound into his head because he's an imbecile but any paid mark They institute will be the mark of the rube, so they'll go with just leaving all the legit blue checks alone and just let people pay to join them.

Which will have much the same effect, just over a longer period of time.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Related:

https://twitter.com/alex_frostwolf/status/1590417460255391744?s=20&t=C5IIqgQLEEAeKQxvctizjw


Note: This will likely change within the next 24 hours

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


soggybagel posted:

Ballsack Sports just got verified on Twitter. So expect a million fake stories getting picked up by websites and other journalists now.

https://twitter.com/BallsackSports/status/1590408789743706112?s=20&t=B1RZo64NLTF6A0t-Fg0Zkw

lmfao that rules

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
And we're off to the races!

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefterN0T/status/1590426488587038722?s=20&t=19_w8B6vYJb53Ju_R3WgHQ

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/alyssakeiko/status/1590535484253405184?t=g4vnKu68TXzB5W3vU9qsDA&s=19

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Of course Elon is taking all the "buy verification and then impersonate serious news subjects/sources" very seriously:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590755506112823296

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




The non-verified account has the words "verified account" in bold lmfao

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Crazy Ted posted:

Of course Elon is taking all the "buy verification and then impersonate serious news subjects/sources" very seriously:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590755506112823296

This would be way more of a burn if the advertisers weren’t jumping ship left and right.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Splint Chesthair posted:

This would be way more of a burn if the advertisers weren’t jumping ship left and right.
And of course somebody just being able to pay $8 to impersonate an advertiser is really, really going to help with that.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Crazy Ted posted:

And of course somebody just being able to pay $8 to impersonate an advertiser is really, really going to help with that.

Apparently the real Nintendo account is already getting swamped by people falling for the fake accounts, which lol

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
as a certified bull poo poo fake tech job haver, Elon IMO is really misunderstanding where the actual trouble will come from w/r/t brand impersonation. sure, users will find it tiring, but a lot of us think it's very funny.

but the marketing people at all these companies having to do extra work--and specifically needing to respond very quickly at any hour to fake accounts? brother you're messing up the gravy train. I'm trying to play Crusader Kings here

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
I'm Kramering in here to share that Drew Magary used the pig balls picture in today's Jambaroo.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

rich eisen got fooled by a fake woj

https://twitter.com/ThatDaveBrown/status/1590808969076940808

Beef Of Ages
Jan 11, 2003

Your dumb is leaking.

StormDrain posted:

I'm Kramering in here to share that Drew Magary used the pig balls picture in today's Jambaroo.

It's fun when two of my communities collide.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Jane Gross passed away yesterday

https://twitter.com/AWSM_SportMedia/status/1590895587838263299

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Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
This is an ad in the middle of an article on The Athletic app. It literally takes up the entire screen essentially. What the gently caress.

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