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Elon's never going to give users trans flags It's just going to be various right-wing meme flags he neither knows nor cares were comes from.
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Xakura posted:Elon's never going to give users trans flags He is so desperate for any validation and attention that in 3 months I guarantee he is going to be posting qanon poo poo since they will be the only people left on Twitter
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Nov 3, 2022 18:40
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wait until he lets you pick a red or blue flag and change them for $5
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Nov 3, 2022 18:41
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Will the QAnon accounts be verified?
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Zugzwang posted:Will the QAnon accounts be verified? Do they have $8?
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Nov 3, 2022 18:44
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If they pay a discount rate.
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Xakura posted:Do they have $8? Qanon accounts will be $14.88.
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Nov 3, 2022 18:56
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TwoPair posted:I'm sure the hardcore Musk devotees are going to pour money into it like some goon project writ large. Elon's Doghouse.
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Nov 3, 2022 19:15
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It will be wild having the check-mark making shitheads' posts amplified. Imagine some sports reporters and official accounts will pony up, but man it's going to be a sea of blue check-marked poo poo, goddamn.
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Nov 3, 2022 19:19
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i have a business idea 10x better than anything elon has ever come up with mandatory pronouns in bio for everyone. charge $8bux/month to temporarily hide them from view so you won't look too woke to your chud friends
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Nov 3, 2022 19:21
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Ubersandwich posted:It will be wild having the check-mark making shitheads' posts amplified. Imagine some sports reporters and official accounts will pony up, but man it's going to be a sea of blue check-marked poo poo, goddamn. Tony Dungee thought he beat cancer but it turns out it beat him! Tony Dungee said Tom Brady would "totally win" today *Tom Brady lost 46-32*
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Nov 3, 2022 19:21
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Elon Musk is going to destroy Twitter and himself so hes doing at least two great things for humanity
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Nov 3, 2022 19:21
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1990s Wired magazine. Not even once.
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Nov 3, 2022 19:21
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Tei posted:I think he is think about "swarm inteligence". So what does that mean in this context? That twitter will collectively home in on the most effective slurs?
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Nov 3, 2022 19:22
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Elon's new model is based entirely on the assumption that because everyone uses twitter therefore everyone has to use twitter, so everyone will have to accept any zany rules he puts in place. He thinks he's a dictator in an authoritarian state, but he's just a business owner in a capitalist system.
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Nov 3, 2022 19:23
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Why would any official accounts pay for a blue check? It'll mean nothing, there'll be no vetting any more
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Nov 3, 2022 19:25
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https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1588153579730255872
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Nov 3, 2022 19:28
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NYT pitchbot, where are you getting chipotle burritos for less than 8 dollars?
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He's not Tony Stark, he's Tony Fark.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:He's not Tony Stark, he's Tony Fark. Get ready for Elon TV
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big nipples big life posted:NYT pitchbot, where are you getting chipotle burritos for less than 8 dollars? that's not what it says
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Nov 3, 2022 19:31
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oops I can't read good.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:He's not Tony Stark, he's Tony Fark. Tony Stark Larp
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Nov 3, 2022 19:33
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Then Lowtax rose from the dead, punched him in the face and banged his dad. But sadly that's a lie and there's still an Elonsworld.com
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I was promised the collective, cybernetic super-intelligence would bring about Judgement Day and cleanse the world of human filth with nuclear fire, but all I got was this lousy checkmark.
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Xakura posted:Why would any official accounts pay for a blue check? It'll mean nothing, there'll be no vetting any more it will also be blue, and it will override the blue checkmark. it will be provided to verified accounts for free.
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crime weed posted:there will be a new "verified account" badge That would be the funniest outcome
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Nov 3, 2022 19:50
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Excited to see all the new “E|on Musk” verified accounts that pop up after this
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https://twitter.com/flatbushcats/status/1588166691732824064?s=20&t=OywkOihYM0PV9rRQDmqwzw
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Nov 3, 2022 20:00
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CommieGIR posted:https://twitter.com/flatbushcats/status/1588166691732824064?s=20&t=OywkOihYM0PV9rRQDmqwzw someone help those cats
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Nov 3, 2022 20:06
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Can't wait until the Q-Anon Shaman, verified and posting from federal prison, is the new most popular celebrity Twitter account
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That DICK! posted:Then Lowtax rose from the dead, punched him in the face and banged his dad. But sadly that's a lie and there's still an Elonsworld.com Ultimate Showdown lyrics got really weird in the 8th verse.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:08
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Don't help cats, outdoor cats kill 2.4 billion birds per year. Eradicate cats they are a scourge upon the earth.
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Nov 3, 2022 20:11
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bird with big dick posted:Don't help cats, outdoor cats kill 2.4 billion birds per year. Just what a bird would say
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Nov 3, 2022 20:12
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bird with big dick posted:Don't help cats, outdoor cats kill 2.4 billion birds per year. those birds were no angels
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Nov 3, 2022 20:13
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Xakura posted:Just what a bird would say birds aren't real
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Nov 3, 2022 20:14
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Zil posted:birds aren't real
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Nov 3, 2022 20:14
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Just gonna start donating $8 to npr and wikipedia now.
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KonMari DeathMetal posted:Just gonna start donating $8 to npr and wikipedia now. no don't
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