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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

The Bananana posted:


After consideration, I'm gonna delete/close my twitter.

Musk stays winning

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



UCS Hellmaker posted:

Behind the times, it's 8$ a month now and they are firing half the workforce by Friday. Oh and violating the warn act and various California laws in doing so

Genius techbro was intimidated by Stephen King, of all people, saying, "gently caress this $20 poo poo" publicly on Twitter. :lol:

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Genius techbro was intimidated by Stephen King, of all people, saying, "gently caress this $20 poo poo" publicly on Twitter. :lol:

Stephen King is the richest author ever, so if your social media product isn’t worth $20 to him it isn’t worth that to anybody

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012
awful app.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

The Saddest Rhino posted:

The undefined product is a feature for people to have to pay to look at user - specified pics and videos which, lol

“Twitter cannot accurately detect child sexual exploitation and non-consensual nudity at scale,” the Red Team concluded in April 2022. The company also lacked tools to verify that creators and consumers of adult content were of legal age, the team found. As a result, in May — weeks after Elon Musk agreed to purchase the company for $44 billion — the company delayed the project indefinitely. If Twitter couldn’t consistently remove child sexual exploitative content on the platform today, how would it even begin to monetize porn?

https://www.theverge.com/23327809/twitter-onlyfans-child-sexual-content-problem-elon-musk

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Well they fired most of their staff so should be easy now

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

MisterOblivious posted:

“Twitter cannot accurately detect child sexual exploitation and non-consensual nudity at scale,” the Red Team concluded in April 2022. The company also lacked tools to verify that creators and consumers of adult content were of legal age, the team found. As a result, in May — weeks after Elon Musk agreed to purchase the company for $44 billion — the company delayed the project indefinitely. If Twitter couldn’t consistently remove child sexual exploitative content on the platform today, how would it even begin to monetize porn?

https://www.theverge.com/23327809/twitter-onlyfans-child-sexual-content-problem-elon-musk

My guess is that they take the pornhub approach: ignore the problem as much as possible until you no longer can, while relying on user flagging that may or may not be acted on.

The real question is what happens when trump tweets child porn

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Volmarias posted:

My guess is that they take the pornhub approach: ignore the problem as much as possible until you no longer can, while relying on user flagging that may or may not be acted on.

The real question is what happens when trump tweets child porn

Epstein's estate files a DMCA and gets it taken down faster than an actual user report.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



hypnophant posted:

Stephen King is the richest author ever, so if your social media product isn’t worth $20 to him it isn’t worth that to anybody

Really? I'd have guessed Rowling for all the movies and merchandising.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Shooting Blanks posted:

Really? I'd have guessed Rowling for all the movies and merchandising.

Stephen king has had his books turned into movies for so long (over 40 years :stare: )that they’re getting remakes done.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



King also doesn't have a history of TERFism that might cut into his profitability.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



King is rich in spirit.

And by spirit I mean cocaine.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
It’s a lot easier for me to picture twitter going out of business than Facebook but honestly I think Meta is hurtling towards a wall a lot faster.

xarph
Jun 18, 2001


Speaking of stephen king, his testimony against the PRH/Simon & Schuster merger was so damning they didn't bother to cross examine him and on monday the merger was effectively dead. https://www.seattletimes.com/business/judge-blocks-penguin-random-house-simon-schuster-merger/

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Icon Of Sin posted:

Stephen king has had his books turned into movies for so long (over 40 years :stare: )that they’re getting remakes done.

Remake Maximum Overdrive damnit

Preferably by Pixar

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Rick posted:

It’s a lot easier for me to picture twitter going out of business than Facebook but honestly I think Meta is hurtling towards a wall a lot faster.
Twitter's going to have a very hard time staying open with all of the debt they have and the minimal cash flow. Meta will stay afloat longer if for no other reason than they have a mostly profitable business model (for now). Zuck is certainly trying to torpedo the company by sinking almost $10 billion into the Metaverse nonsense, but they can at least afford to do that.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
Twitter isn’t lacking in disinfo, toxicity, or stupidity by any means, but I’m pretty sure it’s facilitated fewer genocides than Facebook. Between the two, I’d rather see Meta go.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

twitter went from 51 million in annual interest payments pre-buyout to over 1 billion. its revenue was 630 million.

musk wildly overpaid and his attempts to draw blood from the stone are going to kill the site. especially since he visibly has no idea what the gently caress he's doing and has already alienated a ton of advertisers.

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

Shooting Blanks posted:

Really? I'd have guessed Rowling for all the movies and merchandising.

her other books aren’t nearly as popular while everything King writes does numbers, but I admit I didn’t check the stats before posting

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Zugzwang posted:

Twitter isn’t lacking in disinfo, toxicity, or stupidity by any means, but I’m pretty sure it’s facilitated fewer genocides than Facebook. Between the two, I’d rather see Meta go.
Oh I agree, Facebook/Meta is a far worse company, but it will live longer than Twitter unless Twitter gets sold to someone else who isn't a huge idiot troll

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Didn’t JK’s first book after Harry Potter under a pseudonym not do great until she revealed it was her?

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

FlamingLiberal posted:

Oh I agree, Facebook/Meta is a far worse company, but it will live longer than Twitter unless Twitter gets sold to someone else who isn't a huge idiot troll
Yeah, agreed. Facebook is one of THE ad companies, while Twitter isn’t exactly looking enticing to advertisers anymore. I imagine MyPillow will be on there though.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Zugzwang posted:

Twitter isn’t lacking in disinfo, toxicity, or stupidity by any means, but I’m pretty sure it’s facilitated fewer genocides than Facebook. Between the two, I’d rather see Meta go.

Meta is doing its darndest to flounder as well

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




bobjr posted:

Didn’t JK’s first book after Harry Potter under a pseudonym not do great until she revealed it was her?

Yes. She also famously stopped using an editor after like, the third HP book? Apparently it's pretty obvious.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Well I mean most Harry Potter fans are Harry Potter fans. Not JK Rowling fans

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




xarph posted:

Speaking of stephen king, his testimony against the PRH/Simon & Schuster merger was so damning they didn't bother to cross examine him and on monday the merger was effectively dead. https://www.seattletimes.com/business/judge-blocks-penguin-random-house-simon-schuster-merger/

The tone of that article makes me wonder, could the US even enforce a Ma Bell-style breakup any more?

In a 6-3 ruling ...

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

CharlestheHammer posted:

Well I mean most Harry Potter fans are Harry Potter fans. Not JK Rowling fans

You and I have had our issues but I will no poo poo hand it to you, that’s a solid way of reframing the issue.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

The tone of that article makes me wonder, could the US even enforce a Ma Bell-style breakup any more?

In a 6-3 ruling ...

Lisa Khan is trying her damnedest.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Rick posted:

It’s a lot easier for me to picture twitter going out of business than Facebook but honestly I think Meta is hurtling towards a wall a lot faster.



It's the (soon-to-be) tallest tower in town, about 5 blocks from... where they already have a tower.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



https://twitter.com/pearkes/status/1588270099999428612?s=20&t=qhm-riqFr7NSerp6fRhB2A

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


pfft I never even heard of those guys

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
dang, dude gets his news from a DJ

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Finally, Elon Musk is getting rid of Twitter ads

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

So do you only get ads if you have an account or something? I never see any ads when I click through on tweets.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Musk is going to boycott his sugar high cereals.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
Twitter's gonna start getting ads for reverse mortgages, colloidal silver and boner pills pretty drat soon at this rate.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Twitter's gonna start getting ads for reverse mortgages, colloidal silver and boner pills pretty drat soon at this rate.

All according to keikaku

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Volmarias posted:

All according to keikaku

What's that mean?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Tree Bucket posted:

What's that mean?

https://fanlore.org/wiki/Just_According_to_Keikaku

in this case, I'm just panning Musk by implying that this was his plan all along, which I'm sure it wasn't, but honestly it's 2022 so who loving knows.

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



At this point, it's a race to see how Twitter ends. By users abandoning the platform or by a Twitter-ending bug caused by cuts to staff and infrastructure.

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