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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

bebop esq posted:

one of my ferrets got into the dvd/vcr combo and pissed all over inside it

we've all been there

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

SomethingBeautiful posted:

drat I wonder if the weird al cassette I had as a kid is somewhere, probably not but that'd be cool

i'm sure it's somewhere, it just has to be

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Ben Nerevarine posted:

we've all been there

I'm posting from inside a VCR filled with piss

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

please cap

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



The Secretary (2002)

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Vim Fuego posted:

I'm posting from inside a VCR filled with piss

:same:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Red Baron posted:

please cap

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

bebop esq posted:

I don't have them anymore, this was many years ago, so you are wrong, actually




They are lots of fun and are very cute

How long do ferrets live?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Red Baron posted:

please cap

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Weird Al is one of the best live shows I've ever seen
he's a natural showman

I was able to see the big show twice in the last few years and I just saw the stripped down no frills tour show and it was real nice.
I hope he's got one or more big show tours in him but my man is getting old.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JonathanTamari/status/1588357047472488450

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
wife explained that oprah birthed dr oz, i did not know that before today

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

How long do ferrets live?

probably 7ish years on average, that's about how long mine lived (3 of them)


the one that got into the vcr also somehow got out of the house and wandered around for a few weeks before running into someone's house while it was raining. the mailman reunited us--we put up "missing ferret" flyers and the people whose house she ran into put up "found ferret" flyers and the mailman contacted us. we never saw their flyers and vice versa because that house was a few neighborhoods away. she was a lil troublemaker.

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


owned ferrets growing up

they are stinky

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
when I learned of weird al I bought all the weird al tapes that Rose's had over several weeks







Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

ex post facho posted:

wife explained that oprah birthed dr oz, i did not know that before today

yes, she created him much like jk rowling created daniel radcliffe

Duckwaffle
Nov 8, 2010



Time for more Rothrock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nUrOKIf_ps

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Obsolete, heavy, and useless, just like my favorite president!

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

bebop esq posted:

probably 7ish years on average, that's about how long mine lived (3 of them)


the one that got into the vcr also somehow got out of the house and wandered around for a few weeks before running into someone's house while it was raining. the mailman reunited us--we put up "missing ferret" flyers and the people whose house she ran into put up "found ferret" flyers and the mailman contacted us. we never saw their flyers and vice versa because that house was a few neighborhoods away. she was a lil troublemaker.

7 years is too much of a commitment. Maybe I'll just tame a squirrel and turn it loose after awhile.

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Oprah reaching down into the mud to birth an orc and Dr Oz pops out

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/mgerrydoyle/status/1588340509957058560

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1588359244910190592

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000




This is how you can tell that Elon is doing a good job.

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
I was chatting with the lady delivering my liquor order, and she told me she hopes I have a good night, and I said I would now, and she got all giggly and thought it was a compliment when really I was just talking about the liquor and not her.

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Shifty Nipples posted:

i'm sure it's somewhere, it just has to be

I'm looking but it's just trump knives everywhere it's dark and the blades are open help

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

when you have the left and the right and the employees and the investors mad at you, you must be doing something right

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/GarthGreenwell/status/1588254400304513024?s=20&t=msvTMbzTu_9ub9RMDIjxXw

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/PtwCJ2U.mp4

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

I actually saw one of those trump knives at a gas station once, someone wrote TRUMP WON on their dumpster and by the next day it was changed to TRUMP SUCKS. they had a heated dumpster based exchange going for a while

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1587219683966607361
https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1587221497088712706
https://twitter.com/normative/status/1587238431058530306
https://twitter.com/normative/status/1587253762871234561

tacodaemon has issued a correction as of 03:53 on Nov 4, 2022

gregday
May 23, 2003

SomethingBeautiful posted:

heated dumpster based exchange

name change please

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


SomethingBeautiful posted:

I actually saw one of those trump knives at a gas station once, someone wrote TRUMP WON on their dumpster and by the next day it was changed to TRUMP SUCKS. they had a heated dumpster based exchange going for a while
Weird allegory for this thread

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

SomethingBeautiful posted:

I actually saw one of those trump knives at a gas station once, someone wrote TRUMP WON on their dumpster and by the next day it was changed to TRUMP SUCKS. they had a heated dumpster based exchange going for a while

Like 7 years and counting at this point.

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Weird allegory for this thread

gently caress you!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





SomethingBeautiful posted:

I actually saw one of those trump knives at a gas station once, someone wrote TRUMP WON on their dumpster and by the next day it was changed to TRUMP SUCKS. they had a heated dumpster based exchange going for a while

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Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
I'm going to put PFC in a dumpster and close the lid.

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