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Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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The one in the replies is insane.

https://twitter.com/BigBadHuff/status/1588020000404619264?s=20&t=o1s4PR8S0L8Fpb_xDMePqw

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


FirstnameLastname posted:

You can also just leave the brake fluid spill, come back in the morning and there'll be a nice brake fluid spill shaped divot in the cement/asphalt

You mean a spill containment receptacle for future incidents.

Placeholder
Sep 24, 2008

Nenonen posted:

We tasted different alcohols in elementary chemistry class. Didn't drink them, just tasted with tongue.

Then again our biology teacher also told that she had years ago brought mystery liquid for pupils to taste before revealing that it was fresh cow piss. It tasted salty, like sweat.

My elementary school chemistry teacher told us that he used to do an experiment in which pupils were allowed to taste compounds of increasing sweetness up until the last beaker, which contained Oxalic Acid. The idea of course being that they'd taste larger and larger amounts as they went along.

This is the same guy who wouldn't let me try to perform a smoke bomb recipie I found in some copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, with the motivation being that he had tried the same procedure as a kid, and found that it worked too well. He did let me try another one in the school laboratory though, sadly it wasn't very impressive.

Edit: I also remember a story he told us about a student who apparently ate a bunch of Copper Sulphate in class and spent the remainder of the day on the toilet making GBS threads their guts out.

Placeholder fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Nov 4, 2022

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

EoinCannon posted:

There's also chippies and brickies, plumbers don't seem to have a cute nickname though

I thought they were drippies?

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

The Lone Badger posted:

I thought they were drippies?

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

Placeholder posted:

My elementary school chemistry teacher told us that he used to do an experiment in which pupils were allowed to taste compounds of increasing sweetness up until the last beaker, which contained Oxalic Acid. The idea of course being that they'd taste larger and larger amounts as they went along.

This is the same guy who wouldn't let me try to perform a smoke bomb recipie I found in some copy of the Anarchists Cookbook, with the motivation being that he had tried the same procedure as a kid, and found that it worked too well. He did let me try another one in the school laboratory though, sadly it wasn't very impressive.

Edit: I also remember a story he told us about a student who apparently ate a bunch of Copper Sulphate in class and spent the remainder of the day on the toilet making GBS threads their guts out.

Can confirm that the sugar + KNO3 recipe works far, far too well. One batch was enough to fill an entire wing of the school with smoke.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/lNK4xS9.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Do OSHA regulations apply to nonhumans? For all I know it's completely legal for that raccoon to be drinking on the job all day every day

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

The Drunk Raccoon is my spirit animal. I only want to know if he's forklift certified.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

Do OSHA regulations apply to nonhumans? For all I know it's completely legal for that raccoon to be drinking on the job all day every day

not only legal, but mandatory

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Harry_Potato posted:

The Drunk Raccoon is my spirit animal. I only want to know if he's forklift certified.

There is absolutely no way on god’s green earth any raccoon would pursue certification. They are obligate anarchists and will immediately steal any unattended forklift they happen across.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkon7cnWcH1uk10e9.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkon3vVCXS1uk10e9.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Make sure to send the likes to those Death Stranding heroes

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

Do OSHA regulations apply to nonhumans? For all I know it's completely legal for that raccoon to be drinking on the job all day every day

Anyone who says that raccoon can't drink on the job is gonna have to answer to the raccoon union.

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


monolithburger posted:

Anyone who says that raccoon can't drink on the job is gonna have to answer to the raccoon union.

the raccoonion?

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Quackles posted:

the raccoonion?
Reported.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

I did this a lot in minecraft.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Whenever I see a car meet video there's always some idiot getting run over. But the best case scenario for the audience is just watching a car do donuts. Is it really worth it?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

grittyreboot posted:

Whenever I see a car meet video there's always some idiot getting run over. But the best case scenario for the audience is just watching a car do donuts. Is it really worth it?

The draw has to be the adrenaline rush from not being the person(s) getting run over, like an automotive running of the bulls.

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Obviously didn't use enough gasoline


and lol just dumping it into his loving field as if it's not gonna contaminate the poo poo out of the ground

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Nenonen posted:

We tasted different alcohols in elementary chemistry class. Didn't drink them, just tasted with tongue.

Then again our biology teacher also told that she had years ago brought mystery liquid for pupils to taste before revealing that it was fresh cow piss. It tasted salty, like sweat.

We brewed Ginger Beer in a science class. I read ahead in the book and a few of us figured out alcoholic ginger beer and got hosed UP at lunch time.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Wasabi the J posted:

He's already limping all hopped up on adrenaline.

He's gonna wanna be dead for a few days in my expert opinion.

Yeah, when I got hit by a car in a crosswalk (ran a stop sign and I flipped over the hood) I was immediately helped to hobble to the curb by the driver and witnesses. Didn't realize until an hour later when I tried to go to the bathroom that my leg and shoulder were fractured.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Quackles posted:

the raccoonion?

You mean Ratatouille, right?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

This with railings: I could walk across just fine
This without railings: literally something from my nightmares

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, when I got hit by a car in a crosswalk (ran a stop sign and I flipped over the hood) I was immediately helped to hobble to the curb by the driver and witnesses. Didn't realize until an hour later when I tried to go to the bathroom that my leg and shoulder were fractured.

My friend got hit by a scooter while riding his motorbike and thrown straight through the middle of two posts, neatly avoiding bisection or decapitation by a couple of feet each side. The kid riding the nicked scooter abandoned it and ran so matey chased him for a couple seconds before leaving it and heading back to rescue his bike.

Drove home feeling like poo poo and when he tried to get off his bike couldn't lift his leg; had to ring his brother to come round and lift him off in the end. Turned out to be a fractured femur (at 50) and the adrenalin had steadily worn off as he drove home.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Captain Hygiene posted:

Do OSHA regulations apply to nonhumans? For all I know it's completely legal for that raccoon to be drinking on the job all day every day

I don't see any racoons, all I see is a trashed panda.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/HPhNcO3.mp4

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Gotta love me some floor nuts.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




ok yeah pretty hosed up, glad I didn't watch that before Diwali I guess, but also what the gently caress is going on with that dude's hat?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Humphreys posted:

We brewed Ginger Beer in a science class. I read ahead in the book and a few of us figured out alcoholic ginger beer and got hosed UP at lunch time.

By "figured out" you mean "let it sit longer" right

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

gently caress cody pisses me off.

extractions & ire: chaotic good

nilered: lawful neutral

cody: chaotic evil

i'm sure we can fill out the rest of the chemistry youtuber chart somehow

Periodic Videos : Lawful Good.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

still better than pag pag

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

nomad2020 posted:

Periodic Videos : Lawful Good.

That reminds me, I need to watch the Professor review the Acid Bathtub scene from Breaking Bad

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

it's fine, after the first batch the floor is nice and clean

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Probably double OSHA as hot caramel can cause horrible burns and they are barefoot.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
You got your toenail clippings in my peanut brittle!

You got your peanut brittle in my toenail clippings!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Is this vegan?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Does foot fungus count?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/DudespostingWs/status/1588512810417651712

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Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

LifeSunDeath posted:

You got your toenail clippings in my peanut brittle!

You got your peanut brittle in my toenail clippings!

Gross

.

.

.

I hate peanuts

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