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rotor posted:this nonsense has made me think a lot about what id do in their situation and about what i could do do make my exit as painful as possible for the company.
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jesus WEP posted:stay instead it's this. change nothing about your work (post on the pos all day erry day for 8 hours a day)
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rotor posted:this nonsense has made me think a lot about what id do in their situation and about what i could do do make my exit as painful as possible for the company. honestly i would've checked out months ago when the purchase started. no way in hell i'm doing anything for elon and to me it was obviously going to happen imo through that lens there's very little point in making the exit painful for the company. i realize a lot of people thought a buyout either might not or would not happen, but i probably would have tried to convince my coworkers (the cool ones) to leave anyway. ultimately at that point it'd be their choice though and i totally understand not wanting to leave what seems like job security for a then-hypothetical, particularly if their prospects are not good anyway their prospects are worse now than they were in april regardless though, so
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jesus WEP posted:stay instead goddammit wep
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i dont need this poo poo
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rotor posted:i gotta fix this av, where's that site that has your old avs? very very long time ago tyhis was my avatar  and then I arranged a goon meet some some goon from montana with no legs and a wheelchair actually posed for me to recreate it  he was a good fella. used to hoon around town on a skateboard. wonder what happened to him
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rotor posted:goddammit wep  i meant like hang around keep cashing their cheques and doing real bad work as long as possible
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At this point can we even say that the wheels are coming off the wagon? The loving wagon went over a cliff and dropped into a 500ft deep canyon...
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Nov 4, 2022 11:29
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Good ole Nickledick doing nickledick things.
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rotor posted:this nonsense has made me think a lot about what id do in their situation and about what i could do do make my exit as painful as possible for the company. i would gold brick as aggressively as i could. id still join meetings and such but i wouldn’t even pretend to pay attention to things. say yes to all requests but do zero work at all
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Nov 4, 2022 12:17
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you gotta output a lot of code though so you don't get fired
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Start a project to integrate Tesla's autopilot ai with the twitter homepage algorithm
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https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1588343368429477888
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lol wow https://twitter.com/1983_arnavut/status/943965146933841921
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cool he got a free mac https://twitter.com/ChrisYounie/status/1588378781714370560?s=20&t=wNN24DWZY4qXC5h8_Oex2A
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Ultraklystron posted:Sorry, the news just doesn't stop: what sucks is this will probably get tossed from court and everyone forced to individual arbitration.
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from the PostWaPo posted:Some workers had already begun losing their access to internal systems such as email and messaging service Slack, and those at the company Thursday described seeing the fallout in real time.
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i’ll note that i think the outcome i described is monstrous and individual arbitration clauses in contracts of adhesion are hilariously unethical but i’m not a god king on the scotus so everyone get hosed you have no individual rights.
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i hope the musk fanboys who were photographed next to him when he brought that dumb sink into the reception are part of those being laid off imagine being excited this douche buys the company you work for, meeting him hoping to suck his dick, and getting fired a week later
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i wonder how many pregnant employees were cut vs. not cut. is that another lawsuit i see on the horizon?
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go play outside Skyler posted:i hope the musk fanboys who were photographed next to him when he brought that dumb sink into the reception are part of those being laid off by coming to see me meme it means you weren't working, you're fired
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distortion park posted:you gotta output a lot of code though so you don't get fired run the entire codebase through an automated code formatting tool and check in the changes. next day do the same, with different settings on the formatter
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refleks posted:cool he got a free mac i mean i guess they could pawn it?
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Where the gently caress is Musk during all this? Is he just holed up in the executive office surrounded by bricks of cocaine or what?
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Qwertycoatl posted:run the entire codebase through an automated code formatting tool and check in the changes. finally! the fractured environment of Python linters helps us
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Blarghalt posted:Where the gently caress is Musk during all this? Is he just holed up in the executive office surrounded by bricks of cocaine or what? I can only assume that he's going to wait until everyone's fired before showing his face. Apparently there has been no direct communication to the company as a whole so far from him.
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Qwertycoatl posted:run the entire codebase through an automated code formatting tool and check in the changes. lol seriously if i were being judged on some bullshit metric like that i would definitely also pull some bullshit like, if it's c, emscripten it to js then back to c or whatever. if it's supposed to be js, then check it in. then convert it to wasm the next day, then back to js, then through the code optimizer. then maybe llvm to c++, then back to js then run the code formatter. every day. lol
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Blarghalt posted:Where the gently caress is Musk during all this? Is he just holed up in the executive office surrounded by bricks of cocaine or what? pretty crazy that he’s ceo of four major corporations at a time. how does he do it??
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Mr. Nice! posted:pretty crazy that he’s ceo of four major corporations at a time. how does he do it?? by not actually doing anything
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Mr. Nice! posted:i’ll note that i think the outcome i described is monstrous and individual arbitration clauses in contracts of adhesion are hilariously unethical but i’m not a god king on the scotus so everyone get hosed you have no individual rights. that said, i relish in the "i told you so"
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Mr. Nice! posted:pretty crazy that he’s ceo of four major corporations at a time. how does he do it?? honestly you'd think he'd know CA labor law by now lol
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Beeftweeter posted:honestly you'd think he'd know CA labor law by now lol
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Agile Vector posted:i wonder how many pregnant employees were cut vs. not cut. is that another lawsuit i see on the horizon? "I'LL decide who gets pregnant around here!"
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Agile Vector posted:i wonder how many pregnant employees were cut vs. not cut. is that another lawsuit i see on the horizon? Or just by how much they were getting paid
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it's pretty funny that he idolizes stebe i mean, he tried for decades to convince everyone he was sterile, but wasn't. elon is trying to do the exact opposite
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Ultraklystron posted:We're getting to see all of the people who can only square their position in life by assuming the acquisition of vast wealth must have a just and logical basis, lest they face the fact we actually all live in an unjust hellhole, and that perhaps even their own place in life was less effort and intelligence than happenstance and raw chance. Whether this finally shatters that illusion for those folks remains to be seen. Things will probably have to get a lot worse, and even then, most will just call this failure an outlier instead of the norm. Bit late respond to this, but most of them will decide the failure isn't an outlier but rather deliberate sabotage. Then they become fascists.
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