Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Elviscat posted:What does this mean, for those of us that don't code or whatever? The best engineers at the company probably have lines of code committed that are negative numbers (deleting garbage.) If he is really keeping those with just the biggest number, he is firing ALL their actual talent. To put this in perspective Steve Balmer was making fun of IBM for this idiocy in the 80s.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 15:52 |
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I always forget that free speech didn't exist before twitter.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 15:52 |
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More like Elon Bust
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Concerned Citizen posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880 Nothing has changed, even though I promised a ton of changes which I'm saying are still coming. You're not allowed to pull out until I've ruined it.
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Concerned Citizen posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880 inject this right into my loving eyeballs
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kazil posted:lmao just keep posting through it just one of the best twitter posts about this entire ordeal yet (though it is still young)
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"If any rats haven't heard our ship is sinking!"
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Captain Hygiene posted:An entertaining turn towards Trumpian phrasing Looking forward to random Capital Letters, I think he'll be there by Monday if not Before
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It’s kind of funny because I think it’s way less activist pressure and more advertisers seeing what an idiot he’s being and trying to post through it, and realizing it’s not worth the money
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bobjr posted:It’s kind of funny because I think it’s way less activist pressure and more advertisers seeing what an idiot he’s being and trying to post through it, and realizing it’s not worth the money Posting through it on a heavy cocaine binge while supporting white nationalists: not a winning corporate strategy
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Elviscat posted:What does this mean, for those of us that don't code or whatever? I'm going to run the most successful publishing company by only retaining the workers who used the most printer toner
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bobjr posted:It’s kind of funny because I think it’s way less activist pressure and more advertisers seeing what an idiot he’s being and trying to post through it, and realizing it’s not worth the money Obviously. There's next to zero "activist pressure" here. The biggest move Musk has made that might get people mobilized is letting Kanye come back and that's kind of been drowned out by all of the other news about Musk suicide bombing Twitter. There's jo need for activism when the company's sole owner has near hourly pronouncements about how he's going to make things worse.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:01 |
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The Jenga tower wont fully collapse till a big name celebrity deletes their account. Ariana Grande peaced out last year and was barley a ripple. Kim Kardashian or some one like that needs to publicly #quittwitter and the whole house of cards will collapse.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:01 |
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davecrazy posted:The Jenga tower wont fully collapse till a big name celebrity deletes their account. Ariana Grande peaced out last year and was barley a ripple. There was another pretty famous guy that hasn't tweeted since last year too but I forget his name...
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:03 |
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I have no idea what this is from but I absolutely have to know.
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Time_pants posted:I have no idea what this is from but I absolutely have to know. Congrats on being the one person that hasn't seen Squidgame I guess
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:05 |
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No advertisers are giving me money either, they are violating my freedom of speech.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:06 |
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lmao
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:08 |
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Also this times article may have had the shortest possible period before it aged terribly. Elon Musk Takes a Page Out of Mark Zuckerberg’s Social Media Playbook quote:Elon Musk has positioned himself as an unconventional businessman. When he agreed to buy Twitter this year, he declared he would make the social media service a place for unfettered free speech, reversing many of its rules and allowing banned users like former President Donald J. Trump to return. posted November 2nd
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:12 |
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MasterSitsu posted:You're not allowed to pull out until I've ruined it.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:14 |
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Can't wait for all the "the election was stolen" takes next week.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:14 |
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this is all loving hilarious
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:15 |
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https://twitter.com/pwthornton/status/1588530395402096642?s=20
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:18 |
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I’m starting to think that this whole thing was a mistake. Twitter, that is. Also the internet.
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:22 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:
Might be the latter, but apparently, like with most of his grandiose ideas he's probably being a big massive idiot as usual. https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/1588544236387184640
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:23 |
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Elviscat posted:What does this mean, for those of us that don't code or whatever? Alice's code posted:X=6 Bob's code posted:X=0 But wait! Look at THIS shithead! Carl's commit posted:
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:25 |
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You know, I'm reminded of the "hero" from Ready Player Two, a multibillionaire who runs a VR world that most of humanity is constantly plugged into. Things he does throughout the book: * Build a spaceship so that he and his billionaire friends can escape the Earth when it inevitably goes to poo poo, does not understand why his girlfriend is pissed and publicly calling him a selfish rear end in a top hat * Hears some musicians mocking him in song, sues every one of them into bankruptcy * Uses his admin powers to kill his other critics' VR avatars, an act that will leave them in VR poverty * Uses his admin powers to cyberstalk his now-ex girlfriend * Also cyberstalks a teenage girl, finds out she's trans, then declares himself an ally because he played as a female avatar once and has had "straight, gay, and nonbinary sex" in VR. Continues spying on the girl through her webcam (a thing he can do to all of his customers because admin powers) * Solves world hunger not by doing anything to materially improve the real world, but rather by letting the poors eat whatever luxury food they want in VR so they can fantasize about having a full meal before going back to whatever gruel they have irl * After a long journey in which he condemns someone violating a woman's personal autonomy by making an AI copy of her without her knowledge or consent, decides to violate every human's personal autonomy by making AI copies of them without their knowledge or consent and sending them off into the spaceship to colonize another planet. Still has not done anything to improve Earth even though it's on the brink of agricultural and climate collapse. Personally I am excited to see if Twitter will follow this roadmap MiracleFlare fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Nov 4, 2022 |
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not to turn this into coder's chat but I personally think more lines is sometimes better, some of our devs try to fit incredibly complex loops into a single lambda expression and while yeah it does work it's also impossible to debug. verbose code is at least easy to fix
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:31 |
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The craziest part to me is ALMOST NOBODY uses Twitter. There are 200 million active users. 20 million of them are responsible for 90% of activity. This is all well researched and 100% known to be true. Elon Musk became so online and broke brained that he *actually believed* Twitter was the loving "town square of the Internet" whatever the hell that even means. He *actually believed* (until he got buyer's remorse) that it was worth 44 billion and he could fix it by pandering to right wing trolls, half of whom are bots/troll farms. I can't prove this (nobody will ever know for sure) but I believe Elon looked at the Elon Musk reply bots and thought they were real people. We know for a fact that he 1) scrolls his replies 2) has an outsized perception of Twitter vs reality and 3) immediately pulled the "bots" card when he regretted the deal. This dumb fucker read bot replies and convinced himself he was the tech messiah who could save Twitter (a website with 20 million active users) and thereby save the world (population 7 billion). What an absolute loving clown of a human.
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Concerned Citizen posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880 thank u elon 4 ur work bless up 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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idk I think he knows a lot of the replies he gets are bots but assumes this is a way bigger problem than it actually is because he does not understand why the bots are targeting him specifically
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JAMOOOL posted:not to turn this into coder's chat but I personally think more lines is sometimes better, some of our devs try to fit incredibly complex loops into a single lambda expression and while yeah it does work it's also impossible to debug. verbose code is at least easy to fix As an annoyingly verbose coder I agree, but using commits or lines as a KPI for engineers is an exercise in Goodhart's Law to an extreme.
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JAMOOOL posted:not to turn this into coder's chat but I personally think more lines is sometimes better, some of our devs try to fit incredibly complex loops into a single lambda expression and while yeah it does work it's also impossible to debug. verbose code is at least easy to fix Dan's commit posted:
e: No this is Dan: X=0; while (X<6) {X++} Splicer fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Nov 4, 2022 |
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MiracleFlare posted:You know, I'm reminded of the "hero" from Ready Player Two, a multibillionaire who runs a VR world that most of humanity is constantly plugged into. Things he does throughout the book: Is it just the shithead protagonist from the first book who spent the entire book pining for his internet girlfriend, then found out that she was an ugly witch who had a horrible birthmark, a port wine birthmark on her face, but he still likes her because she is a girl who might touch his penis He sucked and i never saw the movie because the book sucked hard
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JAMOOOL posted:not to turn this into coder's chat but I personally think more lines is sometimes better, some of our devs try to fit incredibly complex loops into a single lambda expression and while yeah it does work it's also impossible to debug. verbose code is at least easy to fix This is the worst Like yes good job you managed to do a cute trick in one line. Now please rewrite it so a human can interpret it and make changes without spending an entire day trying to figure out what your function does. here in the real world we're not here to jerk ourselves off over how clever we are
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# ? Nov 4, 2022 16:37 |
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The idiot company I used to work for made "quote value issued" a KPI for our sales team so they spent 90% of their time sending out quotes with 200% markups to companies who would not be interested in our products even if they priced them right. Engineering had to the produce the engineering work for these obviously worthless "enquiries". Our hit rate was sub 2% for three years because of this, morale was in the shitter and most people, including me, left.
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pretty soft girl posted:This is the worst speak for urself
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smoobles posted:The craziest part to me is ALMOST NOBODY uses Twitter. wouldn't surprise me if most of the people that reply to Elon are actual people. It's low risk, high reward to tweet that you like his ballsack and he gives you a million dollars. It's those people that are targeted by cryptobots and whatnot because they are the dumbest people on the platform
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i wonder if elons family look at him as a big dumb idiot and are like... he's our big dumb idiot i cant not love him but goddamn is he really loving dumb idiot
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