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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
many people are saying that Twitter is a MESS! I always said it would die like a DOG without me. not many people have the skill to run a business like me

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

SomethingBeautiful posted:

I hack my forklift so it goes extra fast vrooom

https://youtu.be/IAHzP4umE4M

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I’m inspecting cat and I got the zoomies as an usable item? has this happened to anyone else???

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Trump is going to make fun of Twitter on Truth and that will just destroy Musk beyond repair.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
It's really too bad twinter will be daed by the time tummpet becomes president again. This could have been a once-in-a-millenium comedy synergy

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Schmoe Cwead posted:

twitter is dying badly

the bird is dying, like a dog

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

is this pickle or pepper?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Lol did like 5 of you dummies just fall for a fake elon already

There all real elons my man

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

*does Disney robinhood whistle*
s e s h

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DrPossum posted:

is this pickle or pepper?

closer to pepper
but not grey

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Return of the trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZfjB5P7RS0

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea


we had some pretty great legit videos when I had to go get my license like the guy who took out a whole rack with pallets of vodka

or the person who had someone do a really fast spin on his order picker so the centrifugal force caused him to go swinging out in his harness, still wanna try that one

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




big line at the weed store

aRudeTeen
Jul 13, 2003

Two Against Nature should have come as a surprise to no one who listed to Kamakiridad and 11 Tracks of Whack

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


greenpos ftw

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Lets go brandon!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

ArmZ posted:

greenpos ftw

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1588690560722034688

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status...ingawful.com%2F

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

is it possible to sue a supreme court judge? asking for a nation.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


this is biden's america

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Movie theater screens really do have silver in them, it makes the screen more reflective so the picture is brighter

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Zeriel posted:

is it possible to sue a supreme court judge? asking for a nation.

No, I guess they can be charged for improper etc etc though

Judicial Immunity on Wikipedia

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Isn't it a little late for tornadoes lmao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Inspector Hound posted:

Movie theater screens really do have silver in them, it makes the screen more reflective so the picture is brighter

Then why are all movies so dark now

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/gumby4christ/status/1588371880154894336

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Do you think Jolly West made one of these websites?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

Hunter vs Jr lol

seriously hope im dead before that happens because i dont want to have to experience any of it

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
for the last two years some rear end in a top hat down in texas with apparently the same name as me has been using my email for job applications/work emails. Or maybe he switches an L for an I or something stupid but I keep getting interview and meeting requests for whatever bullshit he's on at the time. Anyways the past week or so I've been getting a group email about some military base in Texas that is denying cadets access to computers to apply to colleges and every email is like SHH CONFIDENTIAL WE COULD ALL GET hosed FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS and oh well you hosed up on the opsec from the get go but I dont give a poo poo so it doesnt matter I guess. better to be lucky than to be good

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
lol how is the thread title still this lame poo poo

terrible iks

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

for the last two years some rear end in a top hat down in texas with apparently the same name as me has been using my email for job applications/work emails. Or maybe he switches an L for an I or something stupid but I keep getting interview and meeting requests for whatever bullshit he's on at the time. Anyways the past week or so I've been getting a group email about some military base in Texas that is denying cadets access to computers to apply to colleges and every email is like SHH CONFIDENTIAL WE COULD ALL GET hosed FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS and oh well you hosed up on the opsec from the get go but I dont give a poo poo so it doesnt matter I guess. better to be lucky than to be good

this happened to me when I worked DoD, some army major or lt or something has my same name, so i got people's discharge papers to sign because of a DUI/domestic abuse and stuff

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1588663140652355585

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Good Citizen posted:

lol how is the thread title still this lame poo poo

terrible iks

lpzie had a breakdown or w/e

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Elon is the type of poster that would be chain probed if he ever posted here

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

my current steely Dan phase was very predictable

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Lmao

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

We Did It! We did Nothing!

quote:

WASHINGTON - Early this Sunday morning, Americans will engage in the annual autumnal ritual of "falling back" - setting their clocks back one hour to conform with standard time.

If some lawmakers had their way, it would mark the end of a tradition that has stretched for more than a century. But a familiar story unspooled of congressional gridlock and a relentless lobbying campaign, this one from advocates that some jokingly call "Big Sleep."

A bill to permanently "spring forward" has been stalled in Congress for more than seven months, as lawmakers trade jabs over whether the Senate should have passed the legislation at all. House officials say they've been deluged by voters with split opinions and warnings from sleep specialists who insist that adopting permanent standard time instead would be healthier, and congressional leaders admit they just don't care.

Key senators who backed permanent daylight saving time say they're mystified that their effort appears doomed, and frustrated that they will probably have to start over in the next Congress.

At least 19 states in recent years have enacted laws or passed resolutions that would allow them to impose year-round daylight saving time - but only if Congress approves legislation to stop the nation's twice-per-year time changes, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
just like Alec, I still have no idea what steely Dan sounds like

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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/django/status/1588703763816407040?s=46&t=Axi90mhVdOu_sN8CsdqQMQ

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