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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m extremely hard (stiff) muscles and also trouble owning an orgasm

Hi extremely hard (stiff) muscles, I'm dad!

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evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

bike tory posted:

it's always seemed like a supreme injustice that people get the babby out and then it's like "cool but you aren't done yet"

I guess it wouldn't make for quite the same cinematic effect if they ever depicted that in movies and poo poo but it's literally never shown.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_(1999_film)

Many confused boners were had by young men watching the biggest mainstream movie to feature real sex. I can guarantee all of them went soft when they got to the birthing scene at the end.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Makes me think of these guys


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Vod9WkR-w

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

PathAsc posted:

Weird loss.mov but it's solid work

Sometimes loss is harder on the stomach

I guess he doesn't want the free meal.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I guess he doesn't want the free meal.

B^U

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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evobatman posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_(1999_film)

Many confused boners were had by young men watching the biggest mainstream movie to feature real sex. I can guarantee all of them went soft when they got to the birthing scene at the end.

Lost that bet, pal

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
too spicy for the thread

BasicLich has a new favorite as of 00:28 on Nov 5, 2022

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

:chloe:

Somebody has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Nov 5, 2022

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


BasicLich posted:

awful video of girls fighting

That is definitely not funny.

bongmaster
Oct 16, 2022

by Azathoth
that looks more like a fight

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Vagina dentata?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Lobok posted:

Vagina dentata?
It means no worries
For the rest of your days

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

BasicLich posted:

too spicy for the thread

The spiciest attempt at panty-smothering

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Lobok posted:

Vagina dentata?

Dentata vagina

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening



https://youtu.be/51B2NpdGUQQ

koshmar has a new favorite as of 02:14 on Nov 5, 2022

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004


This is an act of violence.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




reported for shitposting

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Nenonen posted:

"No coffee for you, Mr. Fluff! You fell into the coffee pot when you were a little kitty."

I want you to know that someone gets and appreciates this reference :allears:

Meskhenet posted:

I just googled what that was and ended up on the best medical health site ive ever seen

https://www.allhealthpost.com/lexapro-escitalopram-oxalate-side-effects/

"exapro (Escitalopram Oxalate) is utilized to deal with stress in older people. Lexapro Escitalopram is furthermore utilized to cure biggest depressive problem in men and women and toddlers who are a minimum of 15 years old."

Im tagging myself as

Beginning to feel inconstant

I don't know about all that, but it's a pretty common antidepressant (I'm on 20mg/day myself)

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

TK-42-1 posted:

reported for shitposting

:thejoke:

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.





:thejoke:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
that smilie looks a lot like this old simpsons bit

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
:ccb:

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

that smilie looks a lot like this old simpsons bit


That's just a coincidence

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

swordfish duelist posted:

That's just a coincidence

:thejoke:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/JhySCE5.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The existence of god's camera either suggests that there is a particular installation there which functions as god's camera or that god is some sort of sex criminal with an omnipresent camera.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I guess it's true what they say, Scots like nothing better than watching a good wank

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m extremely hard (stiff) muscles and also trouble owning an orgasm

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Say hello to my fun-sized friend!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




I could easily OD on that stash.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

perfection

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


Probably about as deadly as the comically large pile of cocaine in the actual movie.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

I'm pretty sure i've fought that boss in the Copperbell Mines

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



This new adaptation of Junji Ito's Gyo is kind of weird.

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