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He’s going to tank Twitter in a cocaine haze, blame the wokes, join the wingnut welfare brigade to soothe his ego, then become a cringier thiel-type political mega donor to all the worst people that suck up to him over the next 2 years
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Nov 5, 2022 12:17
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imagine paying to post on twitter, just lol, lmao even
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Nov 5, 2022 12:20
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refleks posted:cant believe musk makes me feel sad for people employed at a social media company AND root for {brands} to succeed in fighting him that's just how lovely he is. impressive, really
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Nov 5, 2022 12:21
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:imagine paying to post on twitter, just lol, lmao even
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Nov 5, 2022 12:21
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thats... its the other way around. bots will have all the incentive in the world to pay for the blue mark because it lends them credibility...
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Nov 5, 2022 12:25
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He's just so incredibly stupid. The threat profile isn't 14 year old script kiddies. It's actual governments and corporations with actual budgets
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gschmidl posted:Oreo's part of Mondelez, one of the hugest conglomerates in the world, right?
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Nov 5, 2022 13:36
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at threatening them.
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Carthag Tuek posted:oh yea he put that bio friday AM wednesday https://twitter.com/taleofterrier2/status/1587683630372990977
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Nov 5, 2022 14:04
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Elysiume posted:I was boern one mornin' when the sun don't shine If you see him drivin', you better step aside His cars catch fire, don't go for a ride One fist of emeralds, the other of steal You can harass him on Twitter, no big deal
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Nov 5, 2022 14:29
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wild how many people there are in the world
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Nov 5, 2022 14:47
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finally caught up. slightly sad i missed out on the fun yesterday but honestly things went about how i expected one thing i didn't see pointed out, kliras posted:no time like the present nobody put their name to this, lmao. of course elon didn't do it himself, but that wasn't ever really a possibility imo either way, wanna reconcile the difference between the layoff notices people got, what musk said publicly as a blanket statement, and what this letter says? i'm sure that inbox is totally monitored
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Nov 5, 2022 15:07
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Agile Vector posted:If you see him drivin', you better step aside You lint 16 gigs, what do you get? A hundred-hour work week set by the Chief Twit. Baby don’t you slack me cause I can’t go… Jonny 290 posted:i owe my soul to the company boer
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Nov 5, 2022 15:10
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Except he can't just resign. He'd need to find a very rich idiot to buy him out.
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Nov 5, 2022 15:11
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https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1588849186224898050
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with 4m a day would take 30 years to blow through 44b
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I suppose the only people left at Twitter are the boer necessities
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mobby_6kl posted:Except he can't just resign. He'd need to find a very rich idiot to buy him out. sure he can. he can just close it down and walk away. it'll cost a lot more money and make him even more of a laughingstock but buying a company simply to eradicate it is always an option.
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Midjack posted:sure he can. he can just close it down and walk away. it'll cost a lot more money and make him even more of a laughingstock but buying a company simply to eradicate it is always an option. if that happens he will 100% get chased out of Tesla, since now he has the musk of burning down a company almost overnight to follow him around forever. He still has majority ownership of SpaceX though, so I guess he could hold onto that until he has a cocaine heart attack
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you forgot the boering company, and boeralink those each have successful and profitable operations already off of govt subsidies, right
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4lokos basilisk posted:with 4m a day would take 30 years to blow through 44b Most of that 4m is interest on the loan he took to buy it. There's no big reserve of money ticking down.
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https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1588322946401148928 e2a:  
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mobby_6kl posted:Except he can't just resign. He'd need to find a very rich idiot to buy him out. he should go onto the street and hand the first person he meets a bundle of documents "congratulations you own twitter now"
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Qwertycoatl posted:he should go onto the street and hand the first person he meets a bundle of documents i'm going to own twitter and make it so nobody can be mean to my posting friends.
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Nov 5, 2022 16:08
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lmao https://twitter.com/boringcompany/status/1588685426088628225 not gonna work this time elon
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not the hyperloop, of course they can drive through a tunnel, i mean the misdirect. not the one in the tesla, the one in the tweet not that specific tweet, which contains a tesla anyway you know what. none of it will work. gently caress you elon
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao they're waiting for you elon. in the vacuum chamberrrrrrr....
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao it's like that scene in The Rock where they steal all the VX gas, but one of the canisters breaks so they have to close the airlock with a guy stuck inside and watch through the window as the VX gas kills him. except this time it's a tesla and burning to death instead of VX gas.
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Nov 5, 2022 16:17
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do tesla battery fires need oxygen? this might have a use just yet
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Is that... Did they just make a barn-style sliding door out of plywood? To seal their ultra low pressure tunnel thing? What. Oh man this was definitely a 2am call with "GET ME SOMETHING TO SHOW BY FRIDAY"
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i really wonder what poor schmuck he stole "the boring company" name from. it's exactly the type of thing he'd find clever, hilarious and quirky (to be clear it is neither). of course he stole it
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uhh isnt the hyper loop supposed to be a huge vacuum? how is a regular car not even on its own little rail car supposed to move through the “hyper” loop unscathed
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at the very least it's supposed to be a tunnel. its not clear its even that
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i dare you to put a regular car under a vacuum. tires would explode and all the closed cell foam that makes up the dashboard and cabin/seat material would all balloon up and then collapse. ruining everything. also i imagine those sealed up air bag canisters would love it too
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