Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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pro starcraft loser posted:Was there any mention of what they are going to update "verified" to because paying 8 bucks sure as poo poo isnt verifying anything. Boost in algorithm and the amazing gift of HALVED twitter ads. So basically worthless trash.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 14:25 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 14:55 |
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Oh looky here, a baldfaced lied from Captain McDipshit.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 14:36 |
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Well yeah the N word isn’t hate speech
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 14:38 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 14:44 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh looky here, a baldfaced lied from Captain McDipshit. I believe it's 100% true but only because they fired the team responsible to tracking hate speech
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 14:51 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh looky here, a baldfaced lied from Captain McDipshit. "at times" is working its rear end off in that sentence I think. Maybe he means when all the racists were having dinner
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 14:54 |
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kazil posted:I believe it's 100% true but only because they fired the team responsible to tracking hate speech
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 14:57 |
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I hope Fired Twitter is writing the new Firebird platform as we speak lol I don't think a noncompete would be enforced at all, by anyone
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:02 |
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Waffle House posted:I hope Fired Twitter is writing the new Firebird platform as we speak lol Noncompetes are illegal in California.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:05 |
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Boat Stuck posted:Noncompetes are illegal in California. 👀🐣🕊🐋🐳
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:06 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh looky here, a baldfaced lied from Captain McDipshit. Guess the "blackmail advertiser to remain with twitter" plan didn't work out
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:07 |
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Haha there's nothing actually standing in the way of a better product, they could just do same but better and enjoy the positive infamy forever
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:07 |
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Xakura posted:
There is still time!
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:11 |
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Decon posted:When posting conspiracy theories about an octogenarian that almost got murdered doesn't bring the money in, surely being a pouty child will. Surely this man who can't stand people is the savior of humanity!
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:11 |
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Xakura posted:
How long before he declares himself a grand puppetmaster and that everyone was just 'owned'?
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:12 |
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Can't wait to see the state of things after he tries cutting a billion dollars of operating costs from cloud/networking.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:12 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Got this batch; lemme know if I missed you I think anything involving Musk selling it / getting foreclosed on by the loans / being taken over by minority shareholders, etc. Even if we don't know the actual value of the transfer, anything where Musk is no longer the owner should count. Like I can imagine he sells it to the Saudis and they overpay so he only loses 50% or something. That should still count. And then we can make a new thread about twitter being owned by someone even worse than Musk.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:18 |
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https://twitter.com/courtneymilan/status/1588891127088033793?s=46&t=ZV__qMpcsYDCHsAVIxgKHw
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:19 |
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I'm torn between thinking Twitter is finished by Dec. 31 of this year; and thinking that, as long as enough sycophants and bootlickers keep massaging his ego via Twitter, Melon Musk will never shut it down
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:22 |
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Barudak posted:She was from France(?) so, presumably yes France is like the most anime-crazy country outside of Asia so that’s particularly strange
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:22 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I'm torn between thinking Twitter is finished by Dec. 31 of this year; and thinking that, as long as enough sycophants and bootlickers keep massaging his ego via Twitter, Melon Musk will never shut it down
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:27 |
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Has BoerMan banned that account that was tweeting his private plane movements already? Or NAFO accounts? My understanding of the buyout is as follows, points marked with * are unfounded speculation: _plane account pisses off our stable genius who wants it banned _in a manic drunken bender he actually makes his 54.20 offer *so he can ban the plane movement account _twitter execs are not dumb and make that hilariously one-sided contract _he signs that contract sight unseen _he realizes one or two mornings later it's a terrible idea and tries to back out of the deal _Delaware judge gets ready to ram the contract down his throat _some months later, he talks to Putin and has his galaxy brain take about the war _NAFO trolls him _in another coke-fueled bender he backs out of the back out *so he can ban NAFO _Delaware judge raises her eyebrow and starts preparing the metaphorical torture implements _Muskman realizes he's hosed and finally buys the bird Speculations aside, did I get things right? With the understanding that the small details could go on for three posts.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:27 |
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Twitter imploding would set back the global anime / manga industry years in terms how they reach customers and fans. as a western degenerate literally everything I dip my toe into is what bubbled up via Twitter. this is so bizarre lol
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:28 |
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"Turns out the spooky ghost was just Old Man Musk in a costume all the time! He found out that Twitter HQ was built on an abandoned silver mine and wanted to scare off all the staff so he could have all the treasure for himself!" "And I would've got away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:34 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:France is like the most anime-crazy country outside of Asia so that’s particularly strange Italy
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:36 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh looky here, a baldfaced lied from Captain McDipshit. Despite the extensive use of the n-word in my replies, you’ll find that nobody is using the n-word in my replies.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:37 |
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Omobono posted:Has BoerMan banned that account that was tweeting his private plane movements already? https://twitter.com/ElonJet/status/1588722122364526592
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:40 |
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If I bought a company, you'd never hear from me. I'd run the thing through a nebulous web C-suite suits and vice regional managers. I'd be a myth among the employees, and a joke in the media. "There's Lamech, drunk on his yacht in the Mediterranean again, look at him roll around with those models, and back to Tom with the weather," they'd say. I would handle zero public complaints, and there's no way I'd become the face of customer loving service. But I'm not an edgelord narcissist (that I know of)
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:40 |
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https://twitter.com/DianeSevenay/status/1588544517157765121 lol that this tweet got a warning, whatever happened to "comedy is now legal"? Edit: guess warnings don't show up on embeds; click through to see the warning
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:40 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:How's this: I'll go with April 7, 2023. Realistically it'll just chug along for three or four years completely crippled, but I believe in Elon Musk's ability to destroy anything. For the purpose of sold, we're going by the day of the announcement, not signing the papers, right? Because if you're not a complete idiot, that's the kind of thing that takes months to do your due diligence and make sure you've got financing that won't cripple you and things like that. Edit: Looking at people's guesses, genuinely impressed that the groupthink has basically settled on a range of about five to seven months. We should all be financial analysts. Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Nov 5, 2022 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:42 |
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someone take a screenshot of the SA post screenshotting the Reddit post screenshotting the twitter post & post it on tumblr please
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:46 |
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Lamech posted:If I bought a company, you'd never hear from me. I'd run the thing through a nebulous web C-suite suits and vice regional managers. I'd be a myth among the employees, and a joke in the media. "There's Lamech, drunk on his yacht in the Mediterranean again, look at him roll around with those models, and back to Tom with the weather," they'd say. I would handle zero public complaints, and there's no way I'd become the face of customer loving service. But I'm not an edgelord narcissist (that I know of) Yeah. Elon is dumb because he wants to be the owner and a user and that just doesn't work for a shitposting social media app
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:47 |
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kazil posted:Yeah. Elon is dumb because he wants to be the owner and a user and that just doesn't work for a shitposting social media app Worse than that: he also wants to micromanage everyone and everything in between
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:49 |
pro starcraft loser posted:Was there any mention of what they are going to update "verified" to because paying 8 bucks sure as poo poo isnt verifying anything. Platinum
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:49 |
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Musk wished he could always be the center of attention on a monkey's paw and it granted his wish.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:50 |
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https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1588714014749904896?s=20&t=ywyOdO22tDV1QQwk0bc49w
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:51 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:Well yeah the N word isn’t hate speech they don't tell you this in racism school but if enough people say a slur it evolves like a pokemon
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:52 |
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Hello, I'm Elon Musk, the founder of companies like Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX and that tunnel one
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 15:57 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 14:55 |
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Years ago, back in the early days of computing, idiot bosses decided it would be a good idea to pay developers based on the number of lines of code they wrote. All of a sudden everything would be written in the most long-winded, bloated manner possible with endless descriptive comments padding everything out. code:
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