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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
This sure is something

https://twitter.com/thisiskyler/status/1588795404044632064?s=46&t=v-oB4jdsnIJTV3SddkAC9Q

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



one of the best parts of living in an urban neighborhood where everybody walks everywhere and there are two subway lines and 11 bus lines running through the neighborhood is I don't have to put up with too much of this sort of parking space entitlement complex


https://twitter.com/hoosteen/status/1588179582574039040

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Basing your entire personal reward system on spiting other people must be exhausting.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




this is hilarious lmfao

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

crime fighting hog posted:

wasn't there a movie maybe 10 years ago about a guy who uploads his consciousness into the internet and goes evil as gently caress controlling satellites and poo poo

what Im saying is that is elon's endgame

Blockbuster would have had an aisle dedicated to this.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

mdemone posted:

that would come close to bankrupting him, given the nosedive Tesla is already in.

if that's true, he's way more hosed up than we realize

(I think he's just an idiot, it's more parsimonious as an explanation)

I think it's kind of heroic.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



crime fighting hog posted:

wasn't there a movie maybe 10 years ago about a guy who uploads his consciousness into the internet and goes evil as gently caress controlling satellites and poo poo

what Im saying is that is elon's endgame

I think it would be more like the Superman III scene where Richard Pryor takes over the world's computers and the pedestrian crossing signals get in a fistfight


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRvvVQ_7naE

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

mdemone posted:

in my case it's because I'm sure that I will gently caress up the retry, and I'll have to rescue stuff from the commented section

never delete the comments.

I would assume that's fairly normal. But I'm not a coder.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1588933552955355137

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


English football is the funniest poo poo, you tune in this time of year and everyone is wearing three coats and a parka and it’s 55 F there.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/NGrossman81/status/1588572829565734913

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1588932525287960577

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Ok that was funny


https://mobile.twitter.com/reckless/status/1588500182874062849

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1588742305057488897

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



in my ongoing efforts to become a 20th century cartoon character I've been saying "heavens to murgatroyd!" lately but I'm thinking of also adding "sufferin' succotash!" to the exclamation repertoire

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


:lmao:

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
If Musk replies to Kyle with a cry laugh emoji, I will lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

the kid murdered two people and could be seen as a total badass after taking lives but he's just so pathetic

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

DesertIslandHermit posted:

If Musk replies to Kyle with a cry laugh emoji, I will lmao

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

titty_baby_ posted:

Programming should've ended with being able to customize your MySpace

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

oh my god go to the Elon Musk thread

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



taking a cab to a club last night and the cabbie was bumping this tune and anyway come to find out he was listening to a satellite radio station that is nothing but songs that are popular on tiktok. what a world


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8dR8HNPn6s

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



hope I can become dictator someday so I can implement my "death penalty for inventing new general-purpose programming languages" policy proposal

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

crime fighting hog posted:

wasn't there a movie maybe 10 years ago about a guy who uploads his consciousness into the internet and goes evil as gently caress controlling satellites and poo poo

what Im saying is that is elon's endgame

die hard 7 with justin long OMG The Hackers Are Doing a "FIRE SALE "

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lmao this is all he will ever be defined by and I hope he suffers endlessly because of it

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

CODChimera posted:

oh my god go to the Elon Musk thread

musk has merged his consciousness with twitter. containment breach

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

CODChimera posted:

oh my god go to the Elon Musk thread

no

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/jack/status/1588913278566436865

lmaoooo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/tznkai/status/1588926468549382146

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Virgil Vox posted:

is there an app that you speak into and it makes a picture / video of a hand doing sign language?

Yes. Hold your phone up, speak clearly into it, then click the spoiler for your translation.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1588921484713820160

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1588893536795373570

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

CODChimera posted:

oh my god go to the Elon Musk thread

Did he start charging money for twitter yet?

gregday
May 23, 2003


*CEO to plebs as all their possessions are being loaded into the garbage truck during their eviction*:

You are seen, you are heard

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Louisgod posted:

lmao this is all he will ever be defined by and I hope he suffers endlessly because of it

The conservative movement has already used him up and thrown him away and he doesn't understand that yet

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jonny_is_good/status/1588680831140102144

https://twitter.com/ShrigmaFemoid/status/1588854347198521349

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1588924106929496064

someone needs to take on the sacred task of
archiving the trump tweets

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1588924106929496064

someone needs to take on the sacred task of
archiving the trump tweets

no, no
it's best they burn

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

tacodaemon posted:

one of the best parts of living in an urban neighborhood where everybody walks everywhere and there are two subway lines and 11 bus lines running through the neighborhood is I don't have to put up with too much of this sort of parking space entitlement complex


https://twitter.com/hoosteen/status/1588179582574039040

When I was in college one of my friends lived out of state. They didn’t want to drive there and back over winter break or pay for long term parking at the airport so I let them leave their car in front of my house for a few weeks. After a week my neighbors flipped out and kept calling the police about “an abandoned car” on the street. After the sixth or seventh time they got a huge fine and they wanted me to pay it. I told them to get hosed.

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




you just know somebody at Mastodon really wanted it to be "toot" and "bump"

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