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How long until this Crawford gal is laid off instantly because she outlived her usefulness
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/esthercrawford/status/1587819919881564166 "I'm too stupid to realize when crises are manufactured"
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Nov 5, 2022 23:22
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buglord posted:How long until this Crawford gal is laid off instantly because she outlived her usefulness she appears to be an actual monster so her job in management is probably secure
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Nov 5, 2022 23:23
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DrPossum posted:"I'm too stupid to realize when crises are manufactured" She's married to an NFT nutcase. So make of that what you will.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:23
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she was ceo of a startup that got acquihired by twitter. so she's already gotten her bags but has decided that she needs to spend weekends to work for elon... or something.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:24
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CommieGIR posted:She's married to an NFT nutcase. So make of that what you will. gently caress, she's the reason why those dumbass NFT hexagons are a thing isn't she
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Nov 5, 2022 23:24
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Edwardly posted:This doesn't actually return sum. I love it. But under Musk Rules, more value to the company will have been delivered by this developer.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:26
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Bad Purchase posted:she appears to be an actual monster so her job in management is probably secure she’ll be sealed in the pyramid with melon’s bloated corpse when the time comes. even in death, he must be served.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:27
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Blarghalt posted:gently caress, she's the reason why those dumbass NFT hexagons are a thing isn't she i don't think so, but when she released that photo of her sleeping in the office, her husband posted cheering her on for 'sacrificing' for the hustle. His whole twitter profile was Cryptobro poo poo.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:29
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Some individuals embody the reason why labour laws exist.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:29
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davecrazy posted:e: beaten Mark Zuckerberg https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/move-fast-break-things-facebook-motto/
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Nov 5, 2022 23:31
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‘Elon Musk doesn’t know what he’s doing’, says former Twitter executivequote:Elon Musk “doesn’t know what he’s doing” with Twitter and is “making everyone alarmed”, a former executive has said, after major brands paused their advertising spend on the platform and the company laid off thousands of staff. who could have predicted this
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Nov 5, 2022 23:32
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Any coders know how to make the blue checks show up?? Help, my company is dying!!
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Nov 5, 2022 23:33
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/esthercrawford/status/1587819919881564166 How many wives does this dude have, ffs.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:36
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Sophy Wackles posted:Any coders know how to make the blue checks show up?? Help, my company is dying!! Spend less on programmers
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Nov 5, 2022 23:36
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Captain Hygiene posted:Spend less on programmers okay
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Nov 5, 2022 23:37
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this has to be some elaborate billionare performance art at this point
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Nov 5, 2022 23:38
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It sounds like they put in the iOS update without setting a release date so it just went live as soon as it was approved by Apple, instead of waiting until the feature was actually ready
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Nov 5, 2022 23:38
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Steadiman posted:It sounds like they put in the iOS update without setting a release date so it just went live as soon as it was approved by Apple, instead of waiting until the feature was actually ready lol
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Nov 5, 2022 23:38
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Beefed Owl posted:Some good LOLs here https://twitter.com/RobynJunia/status/1588241699972653056
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Nov 5, 2022 23:39
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Steadiman posted:It sounds like they put in the iOS update without setting a release date so it just went live as soon as it was approved by Apple, instead of waiting until the feature was actually ready well look the team that used to handle app updates has been fired
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Nov 5, 2022 23:39
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Steadiman posted:It sounds like they put in the iOS update without setting a release date so it just went live as soon as it was approved by Apple, instead of waiting until the feature was actually ready Almost like tired, overworked and stressed out developers make mistakes. Who knew?
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Nov 5, 2022 23:40
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Will it dawn on any of these people that this is why the fancy perks you get at tech companies like free snacks and espresso bars and ball pits or whatever are a poor substitute for basic union-protected working condition guarantees?
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Nov 5, 2022 23:40
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot, grindsetting a human face - for $8/month
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Nov 5, 2022 23:41
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wait are twitter employees called Tweeps?
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Nov 5, 2022 23:43
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beer_war posted:Almost like tired, overworked and stressed out developers make mistakes. Who knew? Got to fire them
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Nov 5, 2022 23:43
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Big man seems to have a habit of putting babes within reach, would not be surprised if Esther is already a notch on the belt. Gonna be weird if Elon's businesses get sold due to child support and statutory conflict of interest suits
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Nov 5, 2022 23:44
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife, for $8/month
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Nov 5, 2022 23:44
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CommieGIR posted:She's married to an NFT nutcase. So make of that what you will. "I enjoy debasing myself for manufactured crises" what a loving poo poo place to be right now. I feel bad for anyone who's hanging on out of need
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Nov 5, 2022 23:46
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Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground for $8/mo.”
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Convex posted:‘Elon Musk doesn’t know what he’s doing’, says former Twitter executive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fufOaNG6pPo
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Nov 5, 2022 23:46
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Psalm 23:4: Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me for $8/mo.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:48
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Elon Musk ✔️ @elonmusk Ein Volk, Ein Reich, $8/month!
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Nov 5, 2022 23:49
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Dear Mario, Please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you. Yours truly (for $8/month), Princess Toadstool (Peach!)
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Nov 5, 2022 23:49
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boofhead posted:Ein Volk, Ein Reich, $8/month! new thread title pls
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Nov 5, 2022 23:50
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beer_war posted:Mark Zuckerberg Amateurs. Apollo 1 was the original 'move fast, break things' and after it they decided they needed to slow down a little bit.
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Nov 5, 2022 23:52
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If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh (for $8/month)!!
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Nov 5, 2022 23:54
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Anyone that says their job is their family is seriously broken and deranged
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Nov 5, 2022 23:55
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Trying that with Leviticus is wild. Revelations is even better: I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death, for $8/month.
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"You walk in quoting your bible and your John 3:16; Austin 3:16 says 'I just whooped your rear end for $8/month!'"
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