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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
I just hope someone hacks it and we get a giant flying goatse invading NYC

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Azhais posted:

I just hope someone hacks it and we get a giant flying goatse invading NYC

At least they'll know who to call

Goatsebusters

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


It's true, your honor.. The man has no ring...

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




heh

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/usa_retro/status/1544789019351027712?t=zpqrN3fOmTGQrgj543T-hQ&s=19

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

hazardousmouse posted:

Isn't the damage done to the camera system permanent? So the static should persist after being taken away from the emitter rather than fading in and out?

The chips in digital cameras work by converting the light they see into electric charges on the chip, which are then read into an image. Ionizing radiation dumps electric charge onto the chip, which then is read into the image as random bright white pixels. It's possible to damage chips with ionizing radiation, but the idea behind using a noise filter to 'emulate' the effect is just due to how digital cameras work.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



TOASTY

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Raiden is trying to get out of the machine

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

KitConstantine posted:

It looks itchy

itchy... tasty...

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Liquid Chicken posted:

Just curious...what happens if you shine a green laser at these things? Is there any camera optics or other sensors one can gently caress up? Just curious....

What we need is a bunch of those em rifles that Ukraine uses to pick russian drones out of the sky. Like a bunch of them. Just laying around everywhere. In case something like this happens.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


The sound of electricity is always terrifying to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwSwQ2GMks

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

https://clips.twitch.tv/TolerantHelplessSkirretTooSpicy-kbwUky_3tHSS85mS

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

limp_cheese posted:

The sound of electricity is always terrifying to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwSwQ2GMks

It’s like if fire could get angry and yell at you

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

In a similar vein:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


I remember when Spoony did this GameCrazy Vid like 12 years ago, speaking of Cursed. I want to say his was funnier but then I remember a lot of his early stuff was mired in the same 00s "gay = bad" edgelord jokes. I do remember at one point he says (intentionally) in the whitest voice possible "shoutout to my niggas in the booth!" as a riff and it actually is pretty funny.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing
https://mobile.twitter.com/blameaspartame/status/1497360547221671938

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

more like georgiana toilet

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Wall Balls posted:

more like georgiana toilet

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/xooset/status/1588590234778087424?s=19

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010







A real brain trust that doesn't know the only people left on Facebook are Boomers and Gen X.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Are all casinos going to go under in however long it takes until people without access to video games die

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Dr. Quarex posted:

Are all casinos going to go under in however long it takes until people without access to video games die

I have very bad news for you regarding gambling as it pertains to video games.

Opabinia
Dec 21, 2011

Your Burgess Shale buddy!

I work in a casino. It's this 24/7 365. You would think people would have something to do on, say, Christmas day at 7:30 pm, but they don't. The guy in the comments talking about a quarter a spin are way out of touch by the way. Your hard press to find something under 88 cents a spin. Most players go for about 5 bucks a go, with some of our regular shelling out one hundred dollars per button press. And don't worry, the casino will survive the end of the Boomers! We have plenty of Millennial and Gen Z gambling addicts they just show up after 5 and on weekends.
Why yes I AM severely depressed and hate myself for participating it the system, why do you ask?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
drat when I went to Vegas 20 years ago I just played nickel slots. I guess they’re a thing of the past?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

My wife used to work in a casino. When they banned smoking in the building, she says that the odor that became prominent was that of urine. People would often simply piss themselves while sitting and gambling rather than leave the machine.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

It's been a couple years but I've seen plenty of casino slots near me that you can bet like $.09 to $0.25 a spin but that's if you bet 1 line with no multiplier which nobody does because it's pretty boring and drastically lowers how much you can win in the bonus game(s).

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
win money? I was there for the free drinks

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Joeslop posted:



A real brain trust that doesn't know the only people left on Facebook are Boomers and Gen X.

The better comparison for younger generations is gacha games anyway

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
:barf:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Didn't realize they had cookie clicker slot machines now

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

lmao at people who live in a world where this isn't just Friday / Saturday at the local RSL. The Whtilams were right, blow them the gently caress up.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Breetai posted:

I have very bad news for you regarding gambling as it pertains to video games.
Oh hey GAMBLING is going to live forever, yes, but until Animated Nerd's post I kind of figured nobody under 60 was really ever going to casinos. How have I lived this long and not known anyone into casinos if there are people even younger than me doing it, bah gawd

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Those are some pretty lovely slot machines. Newer ones are bigger and way more videogamey. They can be kind of fun if you can maintain perspective.

I had a girlfriend who was a gambling addict, so I learned how to kill time in casinos pretty effectively. She also worked at a casino, but was self-aware enough to have herself banned for 6 months from gambling at that casino to cut down on how much she spent.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

GABA ghoul fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Nov 6, 2022

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

life.jpg

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

IDGI

Opabinia
Dec 21, 2011

Your Burgess Shale buddy!

davidspackage posted:

Didn't realize they had cookie clicker slot machines now

I have seen people double fisting slots one on the machine one on the virtual slots on the phone.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I thought there was something else I was supposed to look for in that video. The zoom in the middle where you can see a hand flap was kind of weird.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

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