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That's a hell of a broker fee.
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You are the only DevOps engineer who has ever deployed the Blue Checkmark Pipeline, consequently you are also the only person from your team who knows the URL to the Jenkins server and knows which jobs need to be executed on the Jenkins server because people randomly just copied older jobs and left them on there because "it's not like half of us are going to get fired overnight so someone will always know which ones are the unused jobs" Keep in mind there is a small % likelihood that someone who's still there realizes that there's another fired employee who handled the IT that setup the URL for the Jenkins servers and an intern you taught a couple times which jobs to run to get the Blue Checkmark Pipeline executed. The intern left for another team so they don't remember the URL but if they type in "jenkins" into their URL bar it will autocomplete. So there is an element of risk that you will get undercut. How much money do you ask for to go back and fix this issue?
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Strong Sauce posted:You are the only DevOps engineer who has ever deployed the Blue Checkmark Pipeline, consequently you are also the only person from your team who knows the URL to the Jenkins server and knows which jobs need to be executed on the Jenkins server because people randomly just copied older jobs and left them on there because "it's not like half of us are going to get fired overnight so someone will always know which ones are the unused jobs" It's Elon, 69,000,000
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pixaal posted:It's Elon, 69,000,000 This is just leaving $420,000 on the table
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Do you think musk believes that firing everyone and then offering to perhaps hire people back means that he is the one holding the cards in this negotiation? I honestly wonder if he’s a big enough idiot to think that this is a power move that would force people back on his terms.
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I want to suggest starting a rumor that there will be an attack from [nation state and/or political party of choice] planned to happen before Christmas where Twitter will be forced taken offline.nexous posted:idk our company had 1 guy quit and nobody knew how to get our code signing certificate updated. I work for a huge corporation, not a small business I worked on the DoD cards so fully understood 1) how complex their use cases are. It's used for more than document signing, that's for God drat sure. 2) all the stupid openssl tricks you could pull to make certificates do the dumbest poo poo/put them in the dumbest devices where you think they shouldn't go.
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Mr Teatime posted:Do you think musk believes that firing everyone and then offering to perhaps hire people back means that he is the one holding the cards in this negotiation? I honestly wonder if he’s a big enough idiot to think that this is a power move that would force people back on his terms. Of course he does, he's an egomaniac who thinks those people are both desperate for a job, and ecstatic at the possibility of getting a second chance to sleep on a conference room floor for him
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Musk will be all "well well well, look who came crawling back" totally ignoring the fact it was him begging after accidently laying off the important people.
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I’m honestly shocked that Elmo would sign off on letting them bring anyone back since it gives even the slightest impression that the wrong decisions may have been made since if there’s anything bad management is allergic to, it’s letting even the outline of fault to appear at any time
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We all knew it would be, until now we could only dream of such a thing. We're finally living the dream.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:I’m honestly shocked that Elmo would sign off on letting them bring anyone back since it gives even the slightest impression that the wrong decisions may have been made since if there’s anything bad management is allergic to, it’s letting even the outline of fault to appear at any time Elmo isn't typical management. He's a starfucker who literally paid his way into becoming a star. Even negative attention is good attention to that type.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:It's just absolutely loving amazing that nobody stopped to consider who was actually needed before just arbitrarily firing 50% of the workforce. Like it doesn't feel real that anyone would be that loving stupid. he needs a billion dollars in savings so he can make his absolutely insane debt service payments. Revenue is of course static and will not go down at all if for example the people who sell adspace or do PR for the Japanese markets or maintain the actual website just disappear.
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Musk desperately needs revenue and I guarantee you he’s only delaying the twitter blue thing because it just would not work on time
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Nov 6, 2022 23:06
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how long until twitter payroll checks start bouncing?
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Strong Sauce posted:You are the only DevOps engineer who has ever deployed the Blue Checkmark Pipeline, consequently you are also the only person from your team who knows the URL to the Jenkins server and knows which jobs need to be executed on the Jenkins server because people randomly just copied older jobs and left them on there because "it's not like half of us are going to get fired overnight so someone will always know which ones are the unused jobs" call the intern and form a cartel.
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Nov 6, 2022 23:07
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free speech is when your speech gets buried unless you give elon musk 8 dollars https://twitter.com/MaxWinebach/status/1588957977410940928
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Strong Sauce posted:elon: fire 50% of the company I made it to senior level administration of a HOI4 mod despite having like, ten actual PR submissions, because I did difficult high-quality work for specific projects. Musk would have fired me but kept the guy that added new rail lines.
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Hector Delgado posted:Musk will be all "well well well, look who came crawling back" totally ignoring the fact it was him begging after accidently laying off the important people. Lmao this is the kind of Tim & Eric tier writing that we are sentenced to live out in this timeline
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Look, I know you have bills to pay and children to feed, but anyone who can, please tell mister Musk to go gently caress himself
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SRQ posted:I made it to senior level administration of a HOI4 mod despite having like, ten actual PR submissions, because I did difficult high-quality work for specific projects. As I recounted in the trumplol thread earlier, a couple weeks ago I spent four consecutive sleepless nights debugging an esoteric and transient production issue that was costing the company hundreds of thousands of dollars and that the contractor team had already spent fruitless weeks tracking down, and finally I was able to solve it by adding self._init_params() to a single file of code In Muskworld I'd be out on my rear end for lack of productivity
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Nov 6, 2022 23:36
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The thing I find hilarious is twitter already had a subscription service and no one cared. Now it's apparantly blue tick verification for money as a subscription service and all the chuds can't wait to sign up for it.
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If you can make it so buying something Owns the Libs then you can make a significant amount of money off it, as can be seen from a million terrible chud businesses Unfortunately that's only a significant amount of money to chumps like me, on the scale Elon needs to be making money to turn twitter around it's actually pure business poison so lol
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It gets better: https://twitter.com/rakyll/status/1589350822051459073
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Victory Lap posted:If you can make it so buying something Owns the Libs then you can make a significant amount of money off it, as can be seen from a million terrible chud businesses freedom of speech for only $7.99 a month
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Crap, quote isn't edit. Anyways - why do you hate free speech, Mr. Musk? https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589390597798125568
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Strong Sauce posted:You are the only DevOps engineer who has ever deployed the Blue Checkmark Pipeline, consequently you are also the only person from your team who knows the URL to the Jenkins server and knows which jobs need to be executed on the Jenkins server because people randomly just copied older jobs and left them on there because "it's not like half of us are going to get fired overnight so someone will always know which ones are the unused jobs" All of the money.
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589390597798125568 please stop making fun of elon musk e:fb
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Crap, quote isn't edit. breaking out the permas
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Crap, quote isn't edit. Oh wow, this one's real lmao
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https://nitter.net https://nitter.net/about https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/wiki/Instances
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If only there were some vetting process that could be used to clearly identify the real account and set it apart from the impersonators
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I DID TOO THINK THIS THROUGH *stamps foot*
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The blood test scene from The Thing except it's all younger balding Elons
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Fun watching Elon doing the Lowtax 1999 speed run. All this poo poo was solved years ago but welp here we are.
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3hands posted:https://nitter.net Have already been making great use of Nitter. Logged out of Twitter to go on a bit of a social media break in general, before all this started, but it's nice to be able to check in on specific people I follow without the added bloat of...the rest of Twitter.
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Concerned Citizen posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589390597798125568 keep posting through it, buddy. keep doing leadership. 
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