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I'm imagining a cruise ship laid out like a modern American city that requires you to drive around it to get to places
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Nov 6, 2022 16:52
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Cup Runneth Over posted:I'm imagining a cruise ship laid out like a modern American city that requires you to drive around it to get to places 
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Nov 6, 2022 17:20
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https://twitter.com/ClimateHuman/status/1589090443920187392?t=ZHje7k3BHMuq8bCJ3QmSiw&s=19
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Nov 6, 2022 17:48
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it's 3am and I'm reading Something Awful
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Nov 6, 2022 17:57
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starkebn posted:it's 3am and I'm reading Something Awful Too hot to sleep? https://twitter.com/ScottDuncanWX/status/1589195750625644544?t=caOgnJthK6G_mSTOiTiGVg&s=19
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Nov 6, 2022 18:39
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AceClown posted:COP27 day baybee! last time it was thousands of people taking hundreds of private planes to Milan for the pre-party before the Glasgow trip. If COPE27 is in Egypt then where is the pre-party this time?
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Nov 6, 2022 18:44
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starkebn posted:it's 3am and I'm reading Something Awful 
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Nov 6, 2022 18:45
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I’m so glad everyone in charge is getting together to hash things out for the umm 28th or some poo poo time ? ??? ???????
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Nov 6, 2022 18:46
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Mayor Dave posted:Too hot to sleep? ohio stays winning
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Nov 6, 2022 18:48
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Mayor Dave posted:https://twitter.com/ClimateHuman/status/1589090443920187392?t=ZHje7k3BHMuq8bCJ3QmSiw&s=19 Can someone link me the original “sometimes the earth feels sick but democrats make it feel better” tia
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Nov 6, 2022 18:58
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i'm up late/early because my chickens are hatching and the electrical heat source has just died, so i'm having to learn very quickly how to keep them alive without electricity. it feels like this will be a useful skill in the future
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Nov 6, 2022 19:04
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once i've figured out brooding, then i just need to learn how to incubate eggs without electricity, and preferably how to lay them myself, and i will be fully prepared for the catastrophe
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Nov 6, 2022 19:09
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Remembering my childhood - hot water bottles and warm bricks. Unfortunately a woodstove is required. Do they even sell hot water bottles anymore? Wood stoves don't look like a great survival tool anymore because you need trees to burn. The insane windstorm a couple of days ago brought down a couple of more but eventually we're going to run out. 10 days of actual fall weather hasn't been enough to harden the trees off and persuade them to drop their leaves and we're about to get hammered by a heavy wet snow storm so  more trees. I shall cremate their remains with dignity and respect.Maybe we can dry and burn human poo poo. The 1% will probably be rendering us down for biodiesel. I wonder how many kilometres you can get in a biodiesel fueled F150 from the average fat North American?
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Nov 6, 2022 19:24
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you can and they do in many tribal societiesRectal Death Adept posted:last time it was thousands of people taking hundreds of private planes to Milan for the pre-party before the Glasgow trip. neom
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Nov 6, 2022 19:25
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Hexigrammus posted:Remembering my childhood - hot water bottles and warm bricks. Unfortunately a woodstove is required. Do they even sell hot water bottles anymore? Well, the average fat North American is about 250 to 300lb. Consider that most people of six feetish have at least a hundred pounds of vital organs, bones, and basic muscle, add another 40-50 or so for additional muscle on no basis but I felt like it, and you get 150lbs of fat per North American. You get about one gallon to 7.6lbs of fat so ignoring the energy costs of the rendering machine you'd get 14.4-19.7 gallons per American. You get about 21 mpg from an F150 assuming mixed city and highway driving, so about 303-414 miles before we take into account overhead from running the generators to the renderers.
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Nov 6, 2022 19:31
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drat that'd be dope to run an old vw rabbit entirely off of millionares
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Nov 6, 2022 19:37
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Mayor Dave posted:Too hot to sleep? looks like a rash lol
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Nov 6, 2022 20:00
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Mayor Dave posted:Too hot to sleep? Russia's gas cutoff to Europe thwarted by climate change, hell yeah. Enjoy your toasty winter, EU friends
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Nov 6, 2022 20:31
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MightyBigMinus posted:drat that'd be dope to run an old vw rabbit entirely off of millionares
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Nov 6, 2022 21:48
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Guys please, it's Coca-Cola Presents : COP27
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Nov 6, 2022 22:00
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Guys please, it's Coca-Cola Presents : COP27 had anyone said COPE27 yet
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Nov 6, 2022 22:02
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mawarannahr posted:had anyone said COPE27 yet sadly, it's the eponymous joke
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Nov 6, 2022 22:05
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a strange fowl posted:once i've figured out brooding, then i just need to learn how to incubate eggs without electricity, and preferably how to lay them myself, and i will be fully prepared for the catastrophe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yENmufztolo
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Nov 6, 2022 22:27
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 some people's survival plans are better than others
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Nov 6, 2022 22:41
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Complications posted:Well, the average fat North American is about 250 to 300lb. Consider that most people of six feetish have at least a hundred pounds of vital organs, bones, and basic muscle, add another 40-50 or so for additional muscle on no basis but I felt like it, and you get 150lbs of fat per North American. You get about one gallon to 7.6lbs of fat so ignoring the energy costs of the rendering machine you'd get 14.4-19.7 gallons per American. You get about 21 mpg from an F150 assuming mixed city and highway driving, so about 303-414 miles before we take into account overhead from running the generators to the renderers. At most I think we'll end up having to send Mom and Dad to the knacker's yard when the time comes. Graveyards are such a wasteful use of land, you know. Have to do our part for the environment with our individual choices. Now shut up and let us grind your dead loved ones down to grease the motor on our yachts.
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Nov 6, 2022 23:15
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Mad that my kids will get to experience the thrill of the apocalypse as seen in movies while I will just be dead
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Nov 7, 2022 00:42
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what is the current global temp?
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Nov 7, 2022 01:00
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toggle posted:what is the current global temp? too drat high!
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Nov 7, 2022 01:16
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The fire rises!
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Nov 7, 2022 01:22
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so hot? or toasty?
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Nov 7, 2022 01:37
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We'll know that they've finally come out and admitted how hosed we all are when we stop seeing billionaires doing dumb quasi-futuristic moonshot poo poo, whether it be the Metaverse or whatever fake companies Musk & co. have set up to supposedly settle on Mars. 2001: A Space Odyssey was a watershed moment in modern culture: the moment when the humanist alternative to "pie in the sky when you die" was most clearly and eloquently articulated. Yeah, sure, okay, that whole Second Coming, Kingdom of Heaven thing turned out to be a dud, but we don't need all that, see? Eventually we'll be good enough at making these wonderful gadgets that we'll transcend humanity and maybe even God, too, out there jettin' around space high-fiving all the aliens. Forget the Fermi paradox, pay it no mind. I'm sure we're just not enlightened enough to see the technological civilizations that are for-sure out there. Now invest in crypto! It's going to be a very, very nasty shock to a lot of level-headed atheists when they realize that just because we're not going to heaven doesn't mean we're going to Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite. And not the kind of surprise that'll make me go "lmao losers, you thought." This poo poo's legitimately tragic. We're gonna die right here, in a hotbox created by the one innovation that actually mattered: the ingenious invention of setting smelly things on fire. No one's gonna be around to learn lessons from it, our corpses will attract zero interest.
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Nov 7, 2022 02:00
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long after we're gone... "why'd they only builid the one carbon capture facility?" - some alien archeologist prob
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Nov 7, 2022 02:08
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It was world's biggest tho.
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Nov 7, 2022 02:21
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toggle posted:so hot? or toasty? it's a dry heat
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Nov 7, 2022 02:43
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Saudis should be doing this instead of Neom
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Nov 7, 2022 03:18
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https://twitter.com/NWSMemphis/status/1589379252645875712
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Nov 7, 2022 03:20
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call megan
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Nov 7, 2022 03:32
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Looseahootchie bar? Yeah i know it, I met your mom there
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Nov 7, 2022 03:33
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It's was 75°f in November, today. The historical average being 50°f. Eh, probably nothing.
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Nov 7, 2022 03:51
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That unapparent summer air in mid-to-late fall
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Nov 7, 2022 04:22
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