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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

kazil posted:

mods change my name to Elon Musk thanks in advance

Elon Musk is the new Hot Dog Day

c'mon mods, do it!

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sanchez
Feb 26, 2003

Captain Hygiene posted:

Lol, he's such a baby about that aircraft account. Should've bought the entire aviation industry instead, I guess.

I have an idea, he could buy 10 more jets and have them fly randomly around the country 24/7. Nobody would know which one, if any, he was on, making that account worthless.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Wifi Toilet posted:

Elon Musk is the new Hot Dog Day

c'mon mods, do it!

The mods won't do it, they're too chicken. Braaaawk brawk brawk brawk

I bet they don't even know how to do it anymore!!

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

I can’t wait to see the conclusion of the domino effect meme that starts with “Kathy griffin banned from twitter”

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Perma elon

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



sanchez posted:

I have an idea, he could buy 10 more jets and have them fly randomly around the country 24/7. Nobody would know which one, if any, he was on, making that account worthless.

:hmmyes: Sounds like a real big brain idea, better get on this, Elon

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jack/status/1589438978113294336

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Ok, so far he’s come up with SomethingAwful, Patreon, OnlyFans and now Wikipedia. I bet he comes up with YTMND by noon

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Great news guys! Catturd2 is back on board!
https://twitter.com/brendannyhan/status/1589429849638465536?s=46&t=zRJYVsOYCGZWDPt8uMHjWQ
Was afraid Elon had lost him there for a second, fortunately if you do only exactly what they want and suck up to them, they’ll like you

CatstropheWaitress
Nov 26, 2017

This is all very depressing but at least it's providing soap opera level entertainment.

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1589443780590960640

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

oh poo poo. Its about to go down

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.


Amazing that this loving dipshit is the one that made this reply

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1589443780590960640?s=46&t=znFAhIB2oF3udY-V3sZ0IQ

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

That DICK! posted:

Ok, so far he’s come up with SomethingAwful, Patreon, OnlyFans and now Wikipedia. I bet he comes up with YTMND by noon

I can't wait for him to come up with Silk Road.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

MySpace Tom would never let this poo poo Happen

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
if I'm not going to see a nerd fight what was the point of spending $44 billion

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

That DICK! posted:

MySpace Tom would never let this poo poo Happen

The hero we need

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

That DICK! posted:

MySpace Tom would never let this poo poo Happen

I'm pretty sure he used his money to go away forever, making him the smartest of the group.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if I'm not going to see a nerd fight what was the point of spending $44 billion

Hell, I'll fight a nerd for $50 right now

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if I'm not going to see a nerd fight what was the point of spending $44 billion
Elon. The rest of the sane world. The flagpole. 3 pm.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Never thought I'd give Jack credit for anything :catstare:

just kidding you do not under any circumstance gotta hand it to @jack

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018



do it Elon. ban @jack

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

aw frig aw dang it posted:

do it Elon. ban @jack

Banned for mod sass

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

aw frig aw dang it posted:

do it Elon. ban @jack

do it Elon. there can be no repercussions, you own the place

Party Ape
Mar 5, 2007
Don't pay $10 bucks to change my avatar! Send me a $10 donation to Doctors with Borders and I'll stop posting for 24 hours!

aw frig aw dang it posted:

do it Elon. ban @jack

Remember jack is the dumbass who kept his share of twitter rather than taking the vastly inflated buyout offer.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Party Ape posted:

Remember jack is the dumbass who kept his share of twitter rather than taking the vastly inflated buyout offer.

yeah gently caress him ban him
DO IT

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Party Ape posted:

Remember jack is the dumbass who kept his share of twitter rather than taking the vastly inflated buyout offer.

Freaks like Ellison and the saudis too but they are doing it to undermine western democracy and in that respect it’s a fuckin bargain for them

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Party Ape posted:

Remember jack is the dumbass who kept his share of twitter rather than taking the vastly inflated buyout offer.

Probably so he could not be banned

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Party Ape posted:

Remember jack is the dumbass who kept his share of twitter rather than taking the vastly inflated buyout offer.

He's also working on a twitter successor so him coming in with the daggers drawn is not unexpected

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Heath posted:

Probably so he could not be banned

Hmm new revenue idea for Jeffery: prepaid ban evasions

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/07/facebook-parent-meta-prepares-large-scale-layoffs-fire-thousands-jobs-reports

quote:

Facebook’s parent company, Meta, is reportedly preparing to cut thousands of jobs after $80bn (£69bn) was wiped off its market value last month amid the global economic downturn.

On Sunday the Wall Street Journal reported that the cuts, to be announced on Wednesday, were expected to affect thousands of Meta’s 87,000 employees globally.

i wonder why they might be announcing this on wednesday in particular. strange

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

priznat posted:

Freaks like Ellison and the saudis too but they are doing it to undermine western democracy and in that respect it’s a fuckin bargain for them

which Ellison are you talking about? Harland or Brett Easton?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Is this sarcasm, or are you actually unsure why? Because I’m the latter, if so.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

What does Meta even do with 87k employees? Does it really need that many to develop the metaverse that no one wants and amplify nazis?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I would love to see harlan ellison twitter.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kazil posted:

What does Meta even do with 87k employees? Does it really need that many to develop the metaverse that no one wants and amplify nazis?

holy poo poo. lol

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

kazil posted:

What does Meta even do with 87k employees? Does it really need that many to develop the metaverse that no one wants and amplify nazis?

Meta will reorganize itself into a smarter, more efficient, nazi amplifier.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/mexicanwilddog/status/1589424001335848960

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

which Ellison are you talking about? Harland or Brett Easton?

No, Larry Ellison, the Oracle chud

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

priznat posted:

No, Larry Ellison, the Oracle chud

I had a joke for the other two. Now I'm at a loss

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I had a joke for the other two. Now I'm at a loss

So many Ellisons! That Ellis got biz-ay!

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