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kazil posted:What does Meta even do with 87k employees? Does it really need that many to develop the metaverse that no one wants and amplify nazis? Jesus Christ, my company has somewhere between 5 and 6 thousand employees and I think that’s pretty large. I cannot fathom 87,000 people working for the same firm. How many of those are lawyers, I wonder.
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FYI, this account is parody. Pair o' deez nuts! LMAO got EM!
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kazil posted:What does Meta even do with 87k employees? Does it really need that many to develop the metaverse that no one wants and amplify nazis? This is the ridiculous stat: “Meta now has 83,553 employees, an increase of 32 per cent year-over-year. “
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priznat posted:So many Ellisons! That Ellis got biz-ay! this confession has meant nothing
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kazil posted:What does Meta even do with 87k employees? Does it really need that many to develop the metaverse that no one wants and amplify nazis? Hire more employees, mostly
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Nov 7, 2022 04:25
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Wifi Toilet posted:Elon Musk is the new Hot Dog Day Gotta get Jeffrey to turn the word filter so everyone is Elon Musk  (unless they're logged in, for  )
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resident posted:Amazing that this loving dipshit is the one that made this reply drat they're bringing back all the characters from the side arcs for the finale
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Nov 7, 2022 04:26
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kazil posted:What does Meta even do with 87k employees? Does it really need that many to develop the metaverse that no one wants and amplify nazis? They have a huge division dedicated to trying to integrate 3d gaming into the platform, it's... not going well
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Nov 7, 2022 04:27
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Default avatar should be Musk at the stupid newbie lol
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QuarkJets posted:They have a huge division dedicated to trying to integrate 3d gaming into the platform, it's... not going well They dumped $15 billion on that garbage in a year, lmao.
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Nov 7, 2022 04:28
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kazil posted:What does Meta even do with 87k employees? Does it really need that many to develop the metaverse that no one wants and amplify nazis? I have similar questions about the post office employing 650k folk. I believe it just seems like a huge amount.
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Nov 7, 2022 04:33
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Amazon has over a million US employees.
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smackfu posted:Amazon has over a million US employees. How are there even a million people That seems excessive Where do you put them all
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smackfu posted:Amazon has over a million US employees. who is counting that?
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Nov 7, 2022 04:37
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Hyrax Attack! posted:I have similar questions about the post office employing 650k folk. I believe it just seems like a huge amount. the post office is processing, sorting and delivering 130 billion letters, bills and packages each year from every town and city in America to literally every single address of 325 million possible addressees in the entire US.
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Nov 7, 2022 04:37
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:How are there even a million people Not in bathrooms, as a start
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Captain Hygiene posted:Not in bathrooms, as a start lol
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QuarkJets posted:They have a huge division dedicated to trying to integrate 3d gaming into the platform, it's... not going well I joined Meta last December and spend time marveling at the number of VPs reporting to VPs. There are always 3 separate orgs working on the same thing. It’s a hot mess.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:How are there even a million people I think most of them are driving Amazon vans in my city.
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Nov 7, 2022 04:41
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Getting ready for work, did anything new happen during the night?
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flubber nuts posted:this is all pretty drat funny.
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By popular demand posted:Getting ready for work, did anything new happen during the night? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeFzYPKbz1g Blitter posted:Gotta get Jeffrey to turn the word filter so everyone is Elon Musk underappreciated post, and not just for currently topical reasons tbh
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Nov 7, 2022 04:44
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Nov 7, 2022 04:52
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Literal billionaire spending his every waking moment arguing with random people on Twitter or saying whatever he can to get them to suck him off. Surely the sign of a well adjusted and happy individual
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Nov 7, 2022 04:59
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Elon Musk should really get a job, I think. Might do him some good to work for a change to fill his time
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https://twitter.com/chaser/status/1589443482628009984 I hear he likes horses.
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More comparisons to our much maligned online home and founder (big accounts only): https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1589402865386328069 https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1589454184453398530 https://twitter.com/nkulw/status/1589451609754718208 https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1589427620491726849 https://twitter.com/chetfaliszek/status/1589437172314427392
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Uh oh, he’s about to go full Kanye. Well, at least he didn't go triple parentheses...
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Deki posted:Well, at least he didn't go triple parentheses... A shitload of people in his replies sure did. https://twitter.com/wicked_based/status/1000568647105081344 https://twitter.com/Germaneagle_1/status/1000569270416367617 https://twitter.com/diegoalbani1980/status/1000575919864582144
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Deki posted:Well, at least he didn't go triple parentheses... Yet. Come on Elon, you bitchmade little failson! Let's finish this! Rip that loving mask off and show the world your final tribute to Henry Ford.
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Lol, that it took negative 4 years for the mask to completely crumble into dust and float away on the wind.
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Seems like a really petty way for Elon to react to no jewish women wanting to have children with him.
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That tweet was from four years ago, although the scientists at the International Meltdown Observatory are currently projecting a full mask-off tweet from Elon within three weeks.
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Quorum posted:That tweet was from four years ago, although the scientists at the International Meltdown Observatory are currently projecting a full mask-off tweet from Elon within three weeks. its been like three days i dont think elon is going to last 3 weeks
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