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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


The satellites should be able to natively run/host multiplayer doom2 WADs. Or games of Marathon. :doh:

e:
:hellyeah:
:synpa:

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Nov 7, 2022

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Quorum posted:

That tweet was from four years ago, although the scientists at the International Meltdown Observatory are currently projecting a full mask-off tweet from Elon within three weeks.

ah. Hmm.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Being a billionaire counts for a lot so you have to wonder how much more horrible he is in person to ensure nobody wants to gently caress him.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

By popular demand posted:

Being a billionaire counts for a lot so you have to wonder how much more horrible he is in person to ensure nobody wants to gently caress him.

He has like dozens of kids with at least a couple of women stands to reason he's hosed once or twice.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



He's hosed, and also he's hosed

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Elon Musk: Countdown to Mangosteen

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Nelson Mandingo posted:

Elon Musk: Countdown to Mangosteen

(master chief pounding the table)

Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
This forum might be dead and gay but it's insane to me that we're watching literal lowtax 2.0 play out on a massive international scale right now. I feel like I've been training for this moment

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


DickParasite posted:

He has like dozens of kids with at least a couple of women stands to reason he's hosed once or twice.

:confused:
*One search later*

quote:

Vivian came out as transgender in June 2022 when she filed a request to change her first name and take the last name of her mom.

The filing listed the reason as “gender identity and the fact that I no longer live with or wish to be related to my biological father in any way, shape or form.”

Well at least the that kid is all right.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Blitter posted:

Gotta get Jeffrey to turn the word filter so everyone is Elon Musk
(unless they're logged in, for :10bux:)

Waffle House posted:

underappreciated post, and not just for currently topical reasons tbh

I'll join the chorus that this needs to happen. How do we poke Jeffrey?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




how much do you think jeffrey will pay for twitter when elon throws in the towel?

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

By popular demand posted:

:confused:
*One search later*

Well at least the that kid is all right.

Not a photoshop:

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Hopefully not 44 billion.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bad Purchase posted:

how much do you think jeffrey will pay for twitter when elon throws in the towel?

Half a Dogecoin.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Jet Jaguar posted:

(master chief pounding the table)

Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer Budd Dwyer

That's Doom Guy, not Master Chief.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




madmatt112 posted:

That's Doom Guy, not Master Chief.

Yes whatever

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
There was some tweet a while back that was, ""Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it."

Musk made himself the main character permanently.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

fez_machine posted:

More comparisons to our much maligned online home and founder (big accounts only):

I really want to know now what the conversation is when Musk asks what is somethingawful and why us everyone telling him to buy it.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
It's one hell of a humiliation fetish to buy a website for $44 billion just to get repeatedly owned 24/7

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



That one post about every video game character throwing Musk a big party but it's Alex Jones, Trump, Kanye, and their ilk

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Nov 7, 2022

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Bad Purchase posted:

how much do you think jeffrey will pay for twitter when elon throws in the towel?

Let's hope it follows the Tumblr valuation

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Comstar posted:

I really want to know now what the conversation is when Musk asks what is somethingawful and why us everyone telling him to buy it.

I feel like Musk has got to be at least aware of somethingawful

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Comstar posted:

I really want to know now what the conversation is when Musk asks what is somethingawful and why us everyone telling him to buy it.

Musk has been very active online since the 90s, he'd absolutely know what SA is.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Happy Landfill posted:

I feel like Musk has got to be at least aware of somethingawful

I mean, he's gotta turn his monitor off at some points

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Honestly I'd be surprised if he didn't have an account, even if he never used it

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

He strikes me more of a "kiwifarms" type tbh

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I’m going to be Peelon Trusk (not a parody)

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Can someone enlighten me on the original for this?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

he lurks among us

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Captain Hygiene posted:

I mean, he's gotta turn his monitor off at some points

Especially since he fired half the IT team

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

latinotwink1997 posted:

Can someone enlighten me on the original for this?

The original is lowtax in the hospital with a broken spine

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

latinotwink1997 posted:

Can someone enlighten me on the original for this?

Lowtax's spine

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Musk probably had a GaiaOnline account, or Habbo Hotel, or....I dunno, neopets

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Do you think Musk chokes himself while he chokes himself? He looks like the sort of person that would. What if he went the way of Carradine?

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
looks like marking yourself parody counts for exactly jack and poo poo
https://twitter.com/connorratliff/status/1589473721030701058

Griffin Newman was posting as Elon clearly labeling everything as parody

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
If Elon had a SA account he’d already be Permabanned for constantly arguing with everyone in the Elon threads.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

DickParasite posted:

He has like dozens of kids with at least a couple of women stands to reason he's hosed once or twice.

yeah that.

if you want true toxic, look at Notch.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

fez_machine posted:

looks like marking yourself parody counts for exactly jack and poo poo
https://twitter.com/connorratliff/status/1589473721030701058

Griffin Newman was posting as Elon clearly labeling everything as parody

really hate to justify this bullshit but it does look like he didn't put parody in his display name as per the "rules"

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
Where are all the billionaire cryptobros with dogecoin to the rescue? I thought they could be counted on, surely.

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Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags

Dragonstoned posted:

He strikes me more of a "kiwifarms" type tbh

Musk confirmed as fark.com poster

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