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CommieGIR posted:South Africa did not send their best. They lost the rugby, the cricket and now the twitter. Choking at every opportunity.
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TulliusCicero posted:These Apartheid babies Cumming over here and taking jobs, doing crimes "doing grimes" was right there and you blew it
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youcallthatatwist posted:Yeah even in musk's rotten warped brain I have no idea what this attempt at an own is supposed to be. Is it not his own computer screen? Did he sneak into this person's house to take a pic of their laptop? What is happening I think I understand the nature of the "burn" but it's so stupid that there's no real point to explaining it. That said, we're at the point in posting-through that his fans oughta be replying "Dude, are... are you okay? Do you need a hug? Or maybe a doctor?"
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Nov 7, 2022 17:41
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i can't get over "masterbatedone" this whole debacle needs an immediate halt followed by a tribunal to determine his fate no one, no matter how rich, should be allowed to post that
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kazil posted:"doing grimes" was right there and you blew it Lmao Just  at everything
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It’s fine. I doubt Indias a good market for growth anyway https://twitter.com/popbase/status/1589654370366676992?s=46&t=P02--wExH9wh9AF2egLv8w
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He was going to call it "masterbatedon" but he was worried the surge of Trumpkins retweeting that would crash the servers
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Nov 7, 2022 17:43
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that scene in a movie where the bad guys empire is crumbling so hes starting to lose it but its over a bird website
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Nov 7, 2022 17:44
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Yeah it's not like there's a lot of people in india or that many of them rely on digital messaging or
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Bad Purchase posted:i can't get over "masterbatedone"  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFWazj7Ud8
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Nov 7, 2022 17:45
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Robo Reagan posted:that scene in a movie where the bad guys empire is crumbling so hes starting to lose it but its over a bird website Except the bad guy still has more money than we can even fathom and will be fine after twitter dies
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Nov 7, 2022 17:45
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Why do they need so many moderators? Just fire all the ones who don't speak Indian.
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Robo Reagan posted:that scene in a movie where the bad guys empire is crumbling so hes starting to lose it but its over a bird website Saruman blowing his load all over the Palantir while mocking Gandalf for being messy
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:It’s fine. I doubt Indias a good market for growth anyway "We're losing millions every day! Let's save money by firing the cheapest workers." "Brilliant, sir!"
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Nov 7, 2022 17:47
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explosivo posted:Except the bad guy still has more money than we can even fathom and will be fine after twitter dies i dont think you can describe his manic tantrums as fine yeah dude can buy anything he wants but he's obviously miserable lmbo
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explosivo posted:Except the bad guy still has more money than we can even fathom and will be fine after twitter dies thank you for bringing this up because definitely no one has before and it makes anything he does so much less funny
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TulliusCicero posted:Saruman blowing his load all over the Palantir while mocking Gandalf for being messy Is that in the Director's Cut version?
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He'll actually recreate that scene in Downfall, screaming nonsensical orders to fearful flunkies. Because he's a fascist.
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goatface posted:Why do they need so many moderators? Just fire all the ones who don't speak Indian. I hear that worked super well for Facebook in Myanmar
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Nov 7, 2022 17:48
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America works best when you vote in fascists to treat women like property guys. Thank god for the enlightened independent voter.
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Durzel posted:I'm curious as to how Tesla stock will fare in all of this. The stock price of that is predicated on the continued belief that Musk has a Midas touch. He's always been a complete bullshitter with timelines for autonomous driving, etc but the general public - who are mystified by the technology - have generally continued to fall for this crap, but it's hard to see how that will continue with Twitter - which they can understand - playing out the way it is. That's before you even consider the financial ramifications if he needs to sell more stock to shore Twitter up. 
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Nov 7, 2022 17:50
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Also get this: unlike Japan* you can't really define India as a single culture talking a single language and having a single set of social norms *still incredibly stupid to dump Japan.
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By popular demand posted:Friends the gauntlet had been thrown and we must to the struggle! https://twitter.com/OfSymbols/status/1589392792664813570
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Nov 7, 2022 17:55
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Elon Musk has never heard the tragedy of Bait Masterson the Wise
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Nov 7, 2022 17:56
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the masterbatedone tweets are deleted. i hope these are the actions of the tribunal.
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Nov 7, 2022 17:56
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TulliusCicero posted:Saruman blowing his load all over the Palantir while mocking Gandalf for being messy please don't post my fanfic without crediting me
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Nov 7, 2022 17:56
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You all need to start screenshotting these muskisms He's deleting almost as fast as he's posting
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Nov 7, 2022 17:57
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Bad Purchase posted:the masterbatedone tweets are deleted. i hope these are the actions of the tribunal at work. Can someone please tell me the state of comedy on twitter? I'm getting really mixed messages from its owner.
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Nov 7, 2022 17:57
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Bad Purchase posted:the masterbatedone tweets are deleted. i hope these are the actions of the tribunal. "Sorry sorry I'm trying to delete it"
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Nov 7, 2022 17:57
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Anyone reposting it will need to be clearly marked as parody because satire is dead.
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Nov 7, 2022 17:59
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By popular demand posted:Also get this: unlike Japan* you can't really define India as a single culture talking a single language and having a single set of social norms I'd totally forgotten he'd tanked his own company in the one country where it was incredibly popular with young people and could dominate the market there. That feels like a few months ago already at this point.
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Nov 7, 2022 17:59
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We had a kid in high school who said he could suck his own dick. He acted like he was the coolest kid, at one point saying that he didn't need a girlfriend because of the fact he could do that. For like a year straight he hyped this up. At first it was funny, then gross, then sad. On a marching band trip to Florida he actually did it, he sucked his own dick on a bus in front of a bunch of his bandmates. Word got around pretty quickly and the kid was a complete social outcast. It's one thing to imagine someone sucking their own dick. But to see it? And to have it happen in public like that? It's too much. That kid was still cooler than Elon Musk is.
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Tiny Timbs posted:Can someone please tell me the state of comedy on twitter? I'm getting really mixed messages from its owner. Comedy is allowed, but only the conservatives' one joke.
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Ehud posted:what is happening All gone. What were these?
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Snowmankilla posted:All gone. What were these? you'd never be able to guess in a million years if I had screens I'd share them
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Snowmankilla posted:All gone. What were these? Extremely bad
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Snowmankilla posted:All gone. What were these? jerkoff on the screen pictures calling mastodon "masterbatodone" i didn't take screenshots because I figured he wouldn't delete them, free speech and all
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Tiny Timbs posted:Can someone please tell me the state of comedy on twitter? I'm getting really mixed messages from its owner. Comedy has been put inside an unobservable box with a Geiger counter and some poison
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:It’s fine. I doubt Indias a good market for growth anyway How many employees do you really need to beg randos for bobs and vagene?
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